proof that god exists..

chopitdown

catefrances wrote:

and lance armstrong? come on. the man shaves his legs and rides a bike for a living. :rolleyes:

not that i'm advocating becoming a uniballer, but he rides a bike for a living better than anyone else in the world, one ball or 2.

dunkman

catefrances wrote:

sorry guys, this is just my personal opinion. i want both balls.

but obviously your preference for two isnt based on reproducing then, so it must be to make yourself look like a squirrel storing its food

dunkman

chopitdown wrote:

not that i'm advocating becoming a uniballer.

thank fuck for that... that Ted Kaczynski was a mental fucker

dunkman

chopitdown wrote:

not that i'm advocating becoming a uniballer, but he rides a bike for a living better than anyone else in the world, one ball or 2.

hate to correct you here but he's retired!!!

catefrances

dunkman1974 wrote:

but obviously your preference for two isnt based on reproducing then, so it must be to make yourself look like a squirrel storing its food

yeah, somehting like that. you got two, i want them both.

cornnifer

dunkman1974 wrote:

if your talking baby-making then nope... one is enough!!

i've got a 4 yr old son and a 7 month old son that are proof of this.

Jackhammer

Usually, religion based threads goes ashtray, but it's the first time I see one going in this direction!

dunkman

catefrances wrote:

yeah, somehting like that. you got two, i want them both.

yes i have 2 and yes you can have them for squirrel re-enactments

chopitdown

dunkman1974 wrote:

hate to correct you here but he's retired!!!

thank you for pointing that out...he rode a bike better.

catefrances

dunkman1974 wrote:

yes i have 2 and yes you can have them for squirrel re-enactments

i have to apologise. i am not in a good headspace right now. i really have no idea what it is i'm doing. :(

chopitdown

dunkman1974 wrote:

thank fuck for that... that Ted Kaczynski was a mental fucker

now that's funny.

Jackhammer

catefrances wrote:

i have to apologise. i am not in a good headspace right now. i really have no idea what it is i'm doing. :(

Well it seems you just ordered a dual balled scots that you will receive per mail within the next 6 weeks, along with the national squirrel survival guide book

catefrances

Jackhammer wrote:

Well it seems you just ordered a dual balled scots that you will receive per mail within the next 6 weeks, along with the national squirrel survival guide book

yes,it does seem so doesn't it. that's cool. i shall be sober enough in 6 weeks to deal with it.

dunkman

catefrances wrote:

yes,it does seem so doesn't it. that's cool. i shall be sober enough in 6 weeks to deal with it.

whereuponst you can commence drinking my very own home brew... you might have to give the bottle a shake to get it out... it's kinda thick

Byrnzie

catefrances wrote:

i have to apologise. i am not in a good headspace right now. i really have no idea what it is i'm doing. :(

That old chestnut! :rolleyes:

Edit: If you'll pardon the pun! :eek:

Jackhammer

dunkman1974 wrote:

whereuponst you can commence drinking my very own home brew... you might have to give the bottle a shake to get it out... it's kinda thick

yay! long live scottish squirrels!

Byrnzie

dunkman1974 wrote:

whereuponst you can commence drinking my very own home brew... you might have to give the bottle a shake to get it out... it's kinda thick

Scotland is the home of Porridge afterall!

SoonForgotten2

nm