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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Religion will probably always exist.

    Even in the year 3000 when aliens coexist on earth.

    Do you know something we don't? If not, what drugs you been takin'? :confused: I want some! :D
  • JackhammerJackhammer Posts: 122
    I'd give my left ball to see how the world would look like in 3000 years :)
    Reality isn't what it used to be.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jackhammer wrote:
    I'd give my left ball to see how the world would look like in 3000 years :)


    where did you leave your ball?

    5006 sounds fucking weird enough.... i dont even need to see it!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • JackhammerJackhammer Posts: 122
    I'm right balled, so I don't need the left one, right? ;)
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Jackhammer wrote:
    I'm right balled, so I don't need the left one, right? ;)
    what the..?

    no man you need both balls. trust me on this. :)
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    catefrances wrote:
    what the..?

    no man you need both balls. trust me on this. :)


    if your talking baby-making then nope... one is enough!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    catefrances wrote:
    what the..?

    no man you need both balls. trust me on this. :)

    2 words...Lance Armstrong
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    sorry guys, this is just my personal opinion. i want both balls. :)
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    and lance armstrong? come on. the man shaves his legs and rides a bike for a living. :rolleyes:
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  • JackhammerJackhammer Posts: 122
    you want both my balls?!?
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  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    catefrances wrote:
    and lance armstrong? come on. the man shaves his legs and rides a bike for a living. :rolleyes:

    not that i'm advocating becoming a uniballer, but he rides a bike for a living better than anyone else in the world, one ball or 2.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    catefrances wrote:
    sorry guys, this is just my personal opinion. i want both balls. :)


    but obviously your preference for two isnt based on reproducing then, so it must be to make yourself look like a squirrel storing its food ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    chopitdown wrote:
    not that i'm advocating becoming a uniballer.


    thank fuck for that... that Ted Kaczynski was a mental fucker :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    chopitdown wrote:
    not that i'm advocating becoming a uniballer, but he rides a bike for a living better than anyone else in the world, one ball or 2.

    hate to correct you here but he's retired!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    but obviously your preference for two isnt based on reproducing then, so it must be to make yourself look like a squirrel storing its food ;)

    yeah, somehting like that. you got two, i want them both. :p
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  • cornnifercornnifer Posts: 2,130
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    if your talking baby-making then nope... one is enough!!

    i've got a 4 yr old son and a 7 month old son that are proof of this.
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
  • JackhammerJackhammer Posts: 122
    Usually, religion based threads goes ashtray, but it's the first time I see one going in this direction! :)
    Reality isn't what it used to be.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    catefrances wrote:
    yeah, somehting like that. you got two, i want them both. :p

    yes i have 2 and yes you can have them for squirrel re-enactments :p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    hate to correct you here but he's retired!!!

    thank you for pointing that out...he rode a bike better.
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    yes i have 2 and yes you can have them for squirrel re-enactments :p

    i have to apologise. i am not in a good headspace right now. i really have no idea what it is i'm doing. :(
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  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    thank fuck for that... that Ted Kaczynski was a mental fucker :)

    now that's funny.
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  • JackhammerJackhammer Posts: 122
    catefrances wrote:
    i have to apologise. i am not in a good headspace right now. i really have no idea what it is i'm doing. :(

    Well it seems you just ordered a dual balled scots that you will receive per mail within the next 6 weeks, along with the national squirrel survival guide book ;)
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Jackhammer wrote:
    Well it seems you just ordered a dual balled scots that you will receive per mail within the next 6 weeks, along with the national squirrel survival guide book ;)
    yes,it does seem so doesn't it. that's cool. i shall be sober enough in 6 weeks to deal with it. :D
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    catefrances wrote:
    yes,it does seem so doesn't it. that's cool. i shall be sober enough in 6 weeks to deal with it. :D

    whereuponst you can commence drinking my very own home brew... you might have to give the bottle a shake to get it out... it's kinda thick :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    catefrances wrote:
    i have to apologise. i am not in a good headspace right now. i really have no idea what it is i'm doing. :(

    That old chestnut! :rolleyes:

    Edit: If you'll pardon the pun! :eek:
  • JackhammerJackhammer Posts: 122
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    whereuponst you can commence drinking my very own home brew... you might have to give the bottle a shake to get it out... it's kinda thick :)
    yay! long live scottish squirrels!
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    whereuponst you can commence drinking my very own home brew... you might have to give the bottle a shake to get it out... it's kinda thick :)

    Scotland is the home of Porridge afterall!
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