becos the women around here dont hate me enough already

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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Ahnimus wrote:
    See, just tell them you love them and hope they don't hit you, all of the past is forgotten. Women are easy, right?

    oh no ryan, i think you've got me all wrong. there would be a purpose to my hitting you and it'd have nothing whatsoever to do with me being pissed at you. :p
    and no, women are not easy. at least not this woman. :D
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    catefrances wrote:
    oh no ryan, i think you've got me all wrong. there would be a purpose to my hitting you and it'd have nothing whatsoever to do with me being pissed at you. :p
    and no, women are not easy. at least not this woman. :D

    Your just saying all that because I exposed you. :p
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Your just saying all that because I exposed you. :p

    am i?
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    catefrances wrote:
    am i?

    Either that or you want to make love to me.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    VictoryGin wrote:
    there definitely are women who are opposed to engagement rings, what with the blatant consumerism issues and all

    I've got a couple of questions for you. Who are these women that you speak of and where can I find them?
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    boxwine_in_hell wrote:
    I've got a couple of questions for you. Who are these women that you speak of and where can I find them?

    There are just a figment of imagination Boxwine. I've been asking the same question for years.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Either that or you want to make love to me.

    and the beauty is, you'll never know. :);)
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    catefrances wrote:
    and the beauty is, you'll never know. :);)

    Then it doesn't do you any good :p
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    Ahnimus wrote:
    There are just a figment of imagination Boxwine. I've been asking the same question for years.

    If Victory could have only talked some sense into my wife, I could have saved about $10K.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    boxwine_in_hell wrote:
    If Victory could have only talked some sense into my wife, I could have saved about $10K.

    Shit man, I just applied for a $10K loan, no way I'm spending all that on a rock, a chunk of compressed carbon.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    boxwine_in_hell wrote:
    I've got a couple of questions for you. Who are these women that you speak of and where can I find them?

    Ahem. They're right here. :D
    Although I am rare. And my friends who share the same viewpoint are rare, actually they are women who don't want to get married. I did get an engagement ring but felt it was too large for my small hand so I brought it back for a small stone. Imagine the shock I get whenever I tell that story.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Then it doesn't do you any good :p

    i have a wild imagination ryan. it can do me plenty good. :p:D
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  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Shit man, I just applied for a $10K loan, no way I'm spending all that on a rock, a chunk of compressed carbon.

    Amen brother, it was a tough pill to swallow. That's 1999 dollars as well.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    Jeanwah wrote:
    Ahem. They're right here. :D
    Although I am rare. And my friends who share the same viewpoint are rare, actually they are women who don't want to get married. I did get an engagement ring but felt it was too large for my small hand so I brought it back for a small stone. Imagine the shock I get whenever I tell that story.


    I love you.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    boxwine_in_hell wrote:
    Amen brother, it was a tough pill to swallow. That's 1999 dollars as well.

    And she could be blowing you the rest of your life, it doesn't amount to $10K, well, depends on the city and the hooker trade, but you know what I mean.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    boxwine_in_hell wrote:
    I love you.
    And you're not the first guy to tell me that after telling him I don't like diamond rings.
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Jeanwah wrote:
    And you're not the first guy to tell me that after telling him I don't like diamond rings.

    So, are you like, into platinum then? Cause thats even more expensive.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    Ahnimus wrote:
    So, are you like, into platinum then? Cause thats even more expensive.
    nope. I'm pale so I'll settle for a little gold (silver makes me look even more pale), but other than my wedding ring, I don't wear jewelry. I'm a cheap date. :D
    Oh, and diamonds are by far more expensive than platinum.
  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    Ahnimus wrote:
    So, are you like, into platinum then? Cause thats even more expensive.

    It's the platinum/diamond combo that kills you. Platinum by itself will only cripple you.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    engagement rings are fascinating to me. i think of them in terms of the woman being able to say look at this ring i got. i got a man who loves me enough to fork out a whole wad of cash or go into debt to prove that love. my worth is measured by the size of the rock. i find the whole thing as shallow as a puddle. diamonds are boring anyway. they have no colour and as ahnimus said they're just a lump of carbon. the advertising industry strikes again.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say

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