becos the women around here dont hate me enough already

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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    prism wrote:
    would ya'll men quit yer bitchin' and please take out the garbage? ;)

    Just after you fix me a sandwich and clean up the living room, I'm having the boys over for a superbowl show.
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  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Just after you fix me a sandwich and clean up the living room, I'm having the boys over for a superbowl show.

    I just cleaned the living room. what do you want on your sammich?

    I watch football every sunday during the season....so you and the boys are gonna have to wrassle the remote away from me :)
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    prism wrote:
    I just cleaned the living room. what do you want on your sammich?

    I watch football every sunday during the season....so you and the boys are gonna have to wrassle the remote away from me :)

    On second thought. I'm getting a divorce....
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    Ahnimus wrote:
    On second thought. I'm getting a divorce....


    *sprinkles rat poison on Ahnimus' sammich*
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  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    LMFAO, good one prism
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  • Trau
    Trau Posts: 188
    I'm a fan of gender roles in general, to be quite honest.
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Trau wrote:
    I'm a fan of gender roles in general, to be quite honest.

    well...why am i not surprised by this trau?
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  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    even flow? wrote:
    The story about guys staring at George Brett's crotch more than women on the link you provided is kind of a neat study.

    It's kind of like going to the ballet. When they've got the cinnamon roll wrapped up in tights and their bouncing it around right in your face it's kind of hard not to notice it. Now since I am gender equality focused I fantasize about all the ballarinas I'd like to bang as well. And my wife thinks I like the ballet for it's artistic qualities.....ha. I've also perfected the art of sleeping with my eyes open during the ballet.
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  • Jeanwah
    Jeanwah Posts: 6,363
    Blame society, social norms, reality, what have you. It's up to the individual to find a mate that doesn't have characteristics that drive the other nuts. If you hate women who refuses to carry their own bags, find a woman who actually carries her own. There are plenty out there.
  • Trau
    Trau Posts: 188
    catefrances wrote:
    well...why am i not surprised by this trau?

    Why would you be?

    I don't care for the aspects that say women should stay at home and pump out children, but I do like the harmless things like men opening doors for women and all that sweet stuff. I like that there are "manly" things and "girly" things.
    In the shadow of the light from a black sun
    Frigid statue standing icy blue and numb
    Where are the frost giants Ive begged for protection?
    I'm freezing

    Are you afraid, afraid to die
    Don't be afraid, afraid to try
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    catefrances wrote:
    well...why am i not surprised by this trau?

    took the words right out of my mouth.
  • MrBrian
    MrBrian Posts: 2,672
    Trau wrote:
    Why would you be?

    I don't care for the aspects that say women should stay at home and pump out children, but I do like the harmless things like men opening doors for women and all that sweet stuff. I like that there are "manly" things and "girly" things.

    a manly thing is opening doors and a girly thing is what? letting the man open the door?
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    i don't mind that guys open doors for me. but only if they get there first. if i get to the door first then i will gladly hold it open for whoever is behind me regardless of gender. if i invite a guy out then i will pay the admittance or whatever. but generally i win in that, cause he ends up paying for my drinks. :D
    but basically in a relationship you do for me and i'll do for you. it all evens out in the end.
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    MrBrian wrote:
    a manly thing is opening doors and a girly thing is what? letting the man open the door?

    expecting the man to open the door
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    catefrances wrote:
    i don't mind that guys open doors for me. but only if they get there first. if i get to the door first then i will gladly hold it open for whoever is behind me regardless of gender. if i invite a guy out then i will pay the admittance or whatever. but generally i win in that, cause he ends up paying for my drinks. :D
    but basically in a relationship you do for me and i'll do for you. it all evens out in the end.

    Ah so it's ok to take advantage of social norms until you have to live with it?

    Cause if it carried on into the kitchen it'd be a totally different story. But as long as it's in your favor, it's cool. I don't mean you exactly, but it's the general idea.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Ah so it's ok to take advantage of social norms until you have to live with it?

    Cause if it carried on into the kitchen it'd be a totally different story. But as long as it's in your favor, it's cool. I don't mean you exactly, but it's the general idea.

    that's not what i said at all ryan. how on earth did you get that from what i said?
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    catefrances wrote:
    that's not what i said at all ryan. how on earth did you get that from what i said?

    Sorry, I missed a few words in your statement. Now that I read it back. I love you. ;)

    Don't hit me.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Sorry, I missed a few words in your statement. Now that I read it back. I love you. ;)

    Don't hit me.

    i'd only ever hit you if you wanted me to ryan. :D:p
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  • VictoryGin
    VictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    zstillings wrote:
    Maybe I know a lot of the wrong women but it doesn't seem like too long ago that they gave themselves a raise in the engagement ring department from two months' salary to three.

    maybe you do. there definitely are women who are opposed to engagement rings, what with the blatant consumerism issues and all--debeers popularizing the diamond, making it seem so rare and targeting it to girls as they grow up. not to mention the blood diamond issues and the messages being sent by only the woman getting and wearing the ring, like it's a branding or something. it's like 'you're wearing this and you're mine--you're promised to me'. i can understand the symbolism behind wedding rings, but not engagement rings.

    and how insulting was it when diamond companies started marketing rings for single, monied women to wear on their right hand? i think very.
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    catefrances wrote:
    i'd only ever hit you if you wanted me to ryan. :D:p

    See, just tell them you love them and hope they don't hit you, all of the past is forgotten. Women are easy, right?
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire

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