would ya'll men quit yer bitchin' and please take out the garbage?
Just after you fix me a sandwich and clean up the living room, I'm having the boys over for a superbowl show.
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
I just cleaned the living room. what do you want on your sammich?
I watch football every sunday during the season....so you and the boys are gonna have to wrassle the remote away from me
On second thought. I'm getting a divorce....
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
I'm a fan of gender roles in general, to be quite honest.
In the shadow of the light from a black sun
Frigid statue standing icy blue and numb
Where are the frost giants Ive begged for protection?
I'm freezing
Are you afraid, afraid to die
Don't be afraid, afraid to try
The story about guys staring at George Brett's crotch more than women on the link you provided is kind of a neat study.
It's kind of like going to the ballet. When they've got the cinnamon roll wrapped up in tights and their bouncing it around right in your face it's kind of hard not to notice it. Now since I am gender equality focused I fantasize about all the ballarinas I'd like to bang as well. And my wife thinks I like the ballet for it's artistic qualities.....ha. I've also perfected the art of sleeping with my eyes open during the ballet.
one foot in the door
the other foot in the gutter
sweet smell that they adore
I think I'd rather smother
-The Replacements-
Blame society, social norms, reality, what have you. It's up to the individual to find a mate that doesn't have characteristics that drive the other nuts. If you hate women who refuses to carry their own bags, find a woman who actually carries her own. There are plenty out there.
I don't care for the aspects that say women should stay at home and pump out children, but I do like the harmless things like men opening doors for women and all that sweet stuff. I like that there are "manly" things and "girly" things.
In the shadow of the light from a black sun
Frigid statue standing icy blue and numb
Where are the frost giants Ive begged for protection?
I'm freezing
Are you afraid, afraid to die
Don't be afraid, afraid to try
I don't care for the aspects that say women should stay at home and pump out children, but I do like the harmless things like men opening doors for women and all that sweet stuff. I like that there are "manly" things and "girly" things.
a manly thing is opening doors and a girly thing is what? letting the man open the door?
i don't mind that guys open doors for me. but only if they get there first. if i get to the door first then i will gladly hold it open for whoever is behind me regardless of gender. if i invite a guy out then i will pay the admittance or whatever. but generally i win in that, cause he ends up paying for my drinks.
but basically in a relationship you do for me and i'll do for you. it all evens out in the end.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
a manly thing is opening doors and a girly thing is what? letting the man open the door?
expecting the man to open the door
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
i don't mind that guys open doors for me. but only if they get there first. if i get to the door first then i will gladly hold it open for whoever is behind me regardless of gender. if i invite a guy out then i will pay the admittance or whatever. but generally i win in that, cause he ends up paying for my drinks.
but basically in a relationship you do for me and i'll do for you. it all evens out in the end.
Ah so it's ok to take advantage of social norms until you have to live with it?
Cause if it carried on into the kitchen it'd be a totally different story. But as long as it's in your favor, it's cool. I don't mean you exactly, but it's the general idea.
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
Ah so it's ok to take advantage of social norms until you have to live with it?
Cause if it carried on into the kitchen it'd be a totally different story. But as long as it's in your favor, it's cool. I don't mean you exactly, but it's the general idea.
that's not what i said at all ryan. how on earth did you get that from what i said?
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
that's not what i said at all ryan. how on earth did you get that from what i said?
Sorry, I missed a few words in your statement. Now that I read it back. I love you.
Don't hit me.
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
Maybe I know a lot of the wrong women but it doesn't seem like too long ago that they gave themselves a raise in the engagement ring department from two months' salary to three.
maybe you do. there definitely are women who are opposed to engagement rings, what with the blatant consumerism issues and all--debeers popularizing the diamond, making it seem so rare and targeting it to girls as they grow up. not to mention the blood diamond issues and the messages being sent by only the woman getting and wearing the ring, like it's a branding or something. it's like 'you're wearing this and you're mine--you're promised to me'. i can understand the symbolism behind wedding rings, but not engagement rings.
and how insulting was it when diamond companies started marketing rings for single, monied women to wear on their right hand? i think very.
if you wanna be a friend of mine
cross the river to the eastside
See, just tell them you love them and hope they don't hit you, all of the past is forgotten. Women are easy, right?
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
See, just tell them you love them and hope they don't hit you, all of the past is forgotten. Women are easy, right?
oh no ryan, i think you've got me all wrong. there would be a purpose to my hitting you and it'd have nothing whatsoever to do with me being pissed at you.
and no, women are not easy. at least not this woman.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
oh no ryan, i think you've got me all wrong. there would be a purpose to my hitting you and it'd have nothing whatsoever to do with me being pissed at you.
and no, women are not easy. at least not this woman.
Your just saying all that because I exposed you.
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
I've got a couple of questions for you. Who are these women that you speak of and where can I find them?
There are just a figment of imagination Boxwine. I've been asking the same question for years.
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
If Victory could have only talked some sense into my wife, I could have saved about $10K.
Shit man, I just applied for a $10K loan, no way I'm spending all that on a rock, a chunk of compressed carbon.
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
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Just after you fix me a sandwich and clean up the living room, I'm having the boys over for a superbowl show.
I just cleaned the living room. what do you want on your sammich?
I watch football every sunday during the season....so you and the boys are gonna have to wrassle the remote away from me
angels share laughter
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On second thought. I'm getting a divorce....
*sprinkles rat poison on Ahnimus' sammich*
angels share laughter
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Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Frigid statue standing icy blue and numb
Where are the frost giants Ive begged for protection?
I'm freezing
Are you afraid, afraid to die
Don't be afraid, afraid to try
well...why am i not surprised by this trau?
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
It's kind of like going to the ballet. When they've got the cinnamon roll wrapped up in tights and their bouncing it around right in your face it's kind of hard not to notice it. Now since I am gender equality focused I fantasize about all the ballarinas I'd like to bang as well. And my wife thinks I like the ballet for it's artistic qualities.....ha. I've also perfected the art of sleeping with my eyes open during the ballet.
the other foot in the gutter
sweet smell that they adore
I think I'd rather smother
-The Replacements-
Why would you be?
I don't care for the aspects that say women should stay at home and pump out children, but I do like the harmless things like men opening doors for women and all that sweet stuff. I like that there are "manly" things and "girly" things.
Frigid statue standing icy blue and numb
Where are the frost giants Ive begged for protection?
I'm freezing
Are you afraid, afraid to die
Don't be afraid, afraid to try
took the words right out of my mouth.
a manly thing is opening doors and a girly thing is what? letting the man open the door?
but basically in a relationship you do for me and i'll do for you. it all evens out in the end.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
expecting the man to open the door
Ah so it's ok to take advantage of social norms until you have to live with it?
Cause if it carried on into the kitchen it'd be a totally different story. But as long as it's in your favor, it's cool. I don't mean you exactly, but it's the general idea.
that's not what i said at all ryan. how on earth did you get that from what i said?
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Sorry, I missed a few words in your statement. Now that I read it back. I love you.
Don't hit me.
i'd only ever hit you if you wanted me to ryan.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
maybe you do. there definitely are women who are opposed to engagement rings, what with the blatant consumerism issues and all--debeers popularizing the diamond, making it seem so rare and targeting it to girls as they grow up. not to mention the blood diamond issues and the messages being sent by only the woman getting and wearing the ring, like it's a branding or something. it's like 'you're wearing this and you're mine--you're promised to me'. i can understand the symbolism behind wedding rings, but not engagement rings.
and how insulting was it when diamond companies started marketing rings for single, monied women to wear on their right hand? i think very.
cross the river to the eastside
See, just tell them you love them and hope they don't hit you, all of the past is forgotten. Women are easy, right?
oh no ryan, i think you've got me all wrong. there would be a purpose to my hitting you and it'd have nothing whatsoever to do with me being pissed at you.
and no, women are not easy. at least not this woman.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Your just saying all that because I exposed you.
am i?
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Either that or you want to make love to me.
I've got a couple of questions for you. Who are these women that you speak of and where can I find them?
the other foot in the gutter
sweet smell that they adore
I think I'd rather smother
-The Replacements-
There are just a figment of imagination Boxwine. I've been asking the same question for years.
and the beauty is, you'll never know.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Then it doesn't do you any good
If Victory could have only talked some sense into my wife, I could have saved about $10K.
the other foot in the gutter
sweet smell that they adore
I think I'd rather smother
-The Replacements-
Shit man, I just applied for a $10K loan, no way I'm spending all that on a rock, a chunk of compressed carbon.