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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can throw a quarter 1.24 miles. 1.87 with the bounce.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    When Stone Gossard sees a safety hazard, he takes immediate action to make it safe by warning others, or correcting the problem.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard once had to stop, drop and roll after catching his sleeve on fire over the gas stove.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard owns 47 Red Robin franchises.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone died in 1957 but had his body cryogenically frozen and was thawed in 1988.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard owns and operates his own private movie theatre in his basement. He makes and serves Italian sodas and Kale chips, but he only screens movies that star his favorite actor - Patrick Swayze.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone turned down the role of Jack sparrow in the pirates of the carribean movies and referred a friend, johnny depp.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can talk out of both sides of your mouth.
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,038
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard can talk out of both sides of your mouth.

    Stone Gossard can also talk reaaaaallllly reaaaaalllllly slowwwwwwwwwwly! :lol:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    Stone Gossard is fire proof.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    brianlux wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard can talk out of both sides of your mouth.

    Stone Gossard can also talk reaaaaallllly reaaaaalllllly slowwwwwwwwwwly! :lol:

    Fact.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone is an expert at thought control.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard should be used under the supervision of a physician.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,720
    Stone Gossard will be at Central park at September
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • crazygeocrazygeo Posts: 2,380
    He will be in Philly in May.....
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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone has never flown a kite.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    For three months in 1995, Stone Gossard managed an all-Cuban PJ cover band called Guava Jam.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard brags that he makes the best egg salad wraps "like ever."
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is the choreographer for The Pussycat Dolls.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard has plans to produce "The Real Housewives of Pearl Jam" for Bravo.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has impeccable table manners.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • CantKeepMeHereCantKeepMeHere Posts: 2,177
    Stone Gossard collects my teeth and leaves me silver dollars
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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone was eliminated from dancing with the stars after the first dance
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is the Vice President of Ten Club.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    If you look into a mirror and say "Stone Gossard" three times, he'll suddenly appear behind you
    and beat you senseless with an e-bow.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    green_girl wrote:
    If you look into a mirror and say "Stone Gossard" three times, he'll suddenly appear behind you
    and beat you senseless with an e-bow.
    :lol::lol:
    That he stole from ed!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is magnetic.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's home is completely furnished with wicker.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    As a child, Stone Gossard was abducted into a UFO by what he thought was an alien life form. Then he saw Urban Cowboy in 1980 and realized it was John Travolta.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is channeling his energy to Andy Pettitte today.
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