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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is so stealth, he can move around any room without setting off the motion detectors.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    CantKeepMeHereCantKeepMeHere Posts: 2,177
    Stone has his cake and eats it too
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has grass on his floors instead of carpet.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is the force that keeps the Moon in its orbit.
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    SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard has grass on his floors instead of carpet.

    Does he also have a dude who gets down and cuts it with wind-up chompers like George in "Help!"?

    room2.jpg
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard shot me in my pinky toe.
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard is so eco-friendly, his breath does not contain carbon dioxide.
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Stone drank Jesus juice he acquired from Michael Jackson shortly before his death.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard contains enough natural gas to power 47 barbecues every summer.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Lol, as a matter of fact he does
    SatansFuton wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard has grass on his floors instead of carpet.

    Does he also have a dude who gets down and cuts it with wind-up chompers like George in "Help!"?

    room2.jpg
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is warming up in the bullpen for the New York Yankees.
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    HailHailOZHailHailOZ Posts: 350
    Stone Gossard NEVER introduces himself to others
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has lunch with the President on the second Wednesday of every month.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has a gumball dispenser in every room of his home.
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    After watching every episode of Bewitched, Stone Gossard has decided to launch a career in advertising.
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard invented the thumbs up.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can punt a football 212 yards.
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Stone has killed for less
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is the key to middle east peace.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard must be refrigerated after opening.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard gets the 6 o'clock news at 4:30.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard gets the 6 o'clock news at 4:30.

    Brilliant! :D
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Every Friday night Stone Gossard performs lengthy monologues from the "Color Purple" for family and friends.
    He always opens with "All my life I had to fight..."
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard washes his hands and all the way up to his elbows for 30 seconds with hospital grade antibacterial soap, and then doubles up on hand sanitizer, after each and every time he uses the washroom. even if he only goes number 1.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can open a can of corn with his teeth.
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    Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard grew the biggest tomato in the State of Washington last summer.
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    Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard volunteers every other week to give perms to the women of his local nursing home.
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    Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard spends Fridays watching Duck Dynasty marathons while munching on sunflower seeds and drinking Natural Light.
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    fifefife Posts: 3,327
    Stone Gossard found out that he was a dad on the Maury Povich show but was shocked as he thought he was on Letterman show
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard owns 47 Orange Julius franchises.
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