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    Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Stone Gossard is a documentary filmmaker and he just finished making a documentary about treehouses.

    Stone Gossard constructs treehouses throughout the country in hopes to catch a Keebler elf.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is the only person rocking a low rider Prius in Seattle.


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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard is producing an MMA cage match between Snap, Crackle & Pop and the Keebler Elves.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard performs teeth cleanings for the band and crew on the second Thurday of every other month.
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Stone Gossard has seen the godfather 127 times
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has 47 goldfish.
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard can bake a potato using only his mind.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Heights are afraid of Stone Gossard.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,314
    Stone Gossard eat souvlaki last friday
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard sat on a stump. Stone Gossard thought that the stump stunk and the stump thought that Stone Gossard stunk. Who stunk? The stump or Stone Gossard?

    :corn:
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    iOnlyownMymindiOnlyownMymind Posts: 2,569
    Stone Gossard can run a marathon in 100 degree weather without deodorant and still not stink
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Stone taught Mr Miyagi how to catch flies with chop sticks.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard's parents are Chinese.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,346
    Stone Gossard doesn't need yeast to make a dough raise. It does it as soon as it spots him.
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/148993/please-pearl-jam-consider-a-vinyl-benaroya-hall-re-issue


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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard came before the chicken and the egg.
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard came before the chicken and the egg.


    HAHAHA!
    :lol:
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard is the reigning Spades champion of Seattle. Sh!t-talking is his specialty.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    green_girl wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard came before the chicken and the egg.


    HAHAHA!
    :lol:

    AWESOME
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard both rocked the casbah and shocked the monkey all while he lay lady layed

    mm hmm.

    oh, and this happened June 6, 2011
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard pushed Humpty Dumpty off the wall. He felt bad about it after and helped put him back together.
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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard pushed Humpty Dumpty off the wall. He felt bad about it after and helped put him back together.

    Oh my God, I didn't know this.

    wow
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Stone Gossard scored all 21 points in his last horse shoe tournament.
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    VeroneyVeroney Posts: 32
    great one lol
    green_girl wrote:
    Stone Gossard is the reigning Spades champion of Seattle. Sh!t-talking is his specialty.
    Live Free, no life wasted!
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can always break a $20 bill for you.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard watches Rocky III everyday.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    When the Zombiepocalypse starts, Stone Gossard has your back, like Carl Weathers in Predator, NOT like Scatman Carruthers in The Shining.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Before Pearl Jam, Stone Gossard was a famous Italian Opera singer.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Before Pearl Jam, Stone Gossard was a famous Italian Opera singer.


    True. I believe he was the 3rd tenor.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    green_girl wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Before Pearl Jam, Stone Gossard was a famous Italian Opera singer.


    True. I believe he was the 3rd tenor.

    Fact!
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be pulling the plug on the forums at
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