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  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    When Stone Gossard goes to Starbux, he orders a Frappo-fuckin-cinno, then just walks away cackling with laughter.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Experts in cranialfacial anthropometry have discovered that, next to Denzel Washington and Elizabeth Taylor, Stone Gossard has the most well-proportioned and perfectly symmetrical face they have ever studied.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard rides a hot pink moped around when his Toyota Prius is being serviced.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was the president of his homeroom in 9th grade.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard invented nipples.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard went back in time and wrote The Canterbury Tales.
  • AlbertaGirl70_AlbertaGirl70_ Posts: 1,738
    Stone Gossard was who the Dali Lahma wanted a meeting with
    I will walk w/my hands bound
    I will walk w/my face blood
    I will walk w/my shadow flag

    Memories back when she was smooth and strong
    and waiting for the world to come along...

    Eddie solo Vegas Oct 31,Nov 1 2012
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can swim up Niagara Falls.
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Stone Gossard travels in an invisible jet.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has been cast as Fonzie in the upcoming Happy Days movie.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard is the President of the "Muppet Babies Fan Club".
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard always offers to break you off a piece of his Kit Kat bar.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard can swim up Niagara Falls.
    :lol:
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard doesn't need a safe word.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has a hidden safe behind the American Gothic painting in his study.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard always puts ketchup on his steak.
  • AlbertaGirl70_AlbertaGirl70_ Posts: 1,738
    Stone Gossard,according to Billboard,is the man with a plan..........
    I will walk w/my hands bound
    I will walk w/my face blood
    I will walk w/my shadow flag

    Memories back when she was smooth and strong
    and waiting for the world to come along...

    Eddie solo Vegas Oct 31,Nov 1 2012
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard will only eat non-fat yogurt.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard eats a whole turkey every day of the year...except Thanksgiving and Xmas.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    green_girl wrote:
    Stone Gossard eats a whole turkey every day of the year...except Thanksgiving and Xmas.

    Brilliant :D
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • PKTrekGirlPKTrekGirl Posts: 747
    Stone Gossard is giving everyone he knows a pet hedgehog for their birthday this year.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard is a certified life coach under the name "Snogre S. Etssdra".
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has never run out of toilet paper.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard always forgets the "V" in his ABCs.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Whenever at home, Stone Gossard likes to get rip roaring drunk, gallop to the end of his driveway, and moon the cars as they drive by.
  • BH198990BH198990 Posts: 174
    If you read between the lines, you will come to the obvious conclusion that 'Skipping' is about '92-era Stone Gossard.

    cheers
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Every breath you take, every move you make, every smile you fake, Stone Gossard will be watching you.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can smell what you're eating right now.
  • Lost In OhioLost In Ohio Posts: 6,911
    Stone Gossard is the reason the Alpine boots aren't out.



    (Wait...that's not funny. I still lol'ed. I blame Stone.)
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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone refuses to ring the opening bell at the NYSE.
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