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  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard's skeleton is not made of bone; it's made of rebar.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard always tells the dirtiest jokes in the Ten Club breakroom. Human Resources has confronted him on this matter several times.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard graduated college when he was 14 years old.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • thefixer9thefixer9 Posts: 9,376
    In the summertime, allergies get Stone Gossard.
    Tres Mts- 3/16/2011
    Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
    Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
    Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
    RNDM- 11/27/12

    PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard ate a dingo's baby.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard works at Orange Julius part time on Saturdays.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • JR2323JR2323 Posts: 82
    Stone Gossard doesn't use fertilizer on his lawn the grass is always green!
    10/8/00. 6/15/03. 9/17/11


    JR
  • Meg8686Meg8686 Posts: 1,234
    Stone Gossard is a quarter mexican.
    Sometimes I speak of nothing at all.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard threw a no hitter once while bowling.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Stone Gossard can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard is one lost dog
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Stone created creation
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard owns 47% of Facebook.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is drinking a pińa colada out of a pineapple on a white sand beach in Cuba right now. He does this every Sunday.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard will be donating his tissues to science and has already begun his collection.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can change his television channel just by thinking about it.
  • SB62034SB62034 Posts: 34
    Stone IPA was originally brewed by Gossard, but he was too humble to sell it as his own so he donated the recipe, thus creating a whole new brewing company.
    Indianapolis '98
    2000: Cincinnati, Columbus, Pittsburgh, Detroit
    Cleveland '03
    2006: Denver 7/2,7/3, Gorge 7/22, 7/23
    Charlotte '13
    2016: Jacksonville, Greeneville, Columbia
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard designs and sews all of Elton John's stage outfits.
  • HailHailOZHailHailOZ Posts: 350
    Stone Gossard makes Santa's "Naughty" list every year... but still gets presents.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard tangles your power cords just because he thinks it's funny.
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard swam the English Channel backwards.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.


    Stone Gossard foreshadowed a little over a month ago that Pearl Jam would be playing with Jay Z.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard foreshadowed a little over a month ago that Pearl Jam would be playing with Jay Z.

    Stone Gossard is going to duet with Jay Z on 'New York State of Mind,' singing the chorus that Alicia Keys sings.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • bobby dazzlersbobby dazzlers Posts: 2,021
    Stone Gossard can play Sabotage by the Beastie Boys sdrawkcab.
    That I no longer give a fuck
    Who is wrong and who’s right
  • green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard can wink at a woman without closing an eye.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard looks really good for his age considering he was born in 1899.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard is the godfather to Jay Z's baby.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard knows that usability isn't just about intuitiveness, it's also about elegance.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can flip the light switch in YOUR house and be back in HIS bed before the light goes out.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is a documentary filmmaker and he just finished making a documentary about treehouses.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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