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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    That's quite possible...but Stone Gossard knows that people with dirty minds will understand why a comma is required. :lol:

    Stone Gossard....POKE CHECK!!! :lol:

    :o :shock: :shock: :o :shock: :o :shock: :o :shock: :o :shock:

    :oops: I forgot....Stone Gossard is a saint! :P :lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    When Dr. Phil needs someone to talk to he calls Stone Gossard.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    DS1119 wrote:
    When Dr. Phil needs someone to talk to he calls Stone Gossard.

    Well, when Dr. Ruth needs sex advice, she calls Stone Gossard.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Suave.27 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    When Dr. Phil needs someone to talk to he calls Stone Gossard.

    Well, when Dr. Ruth needs sex advice, she calls Stone Gossard.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Posts of the day! :lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard own da Chiefs.



    If you don't know what this means ask a hockey fan.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard taught Michael Jackson the monnwalk.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard trims his nose hairs with a butane lighter.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can dunk a basketball from leaping from the foul line...the foul line on the opposite side of the court.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is Oprah Winfrey's accountant.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard briefly dated Betty White. He just didn't feel comfortable when she took her dentures out.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can bend light.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard houses the debris of the UFO that crashed at Area 51 in his basement.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was a walk on in every episode of ER.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard used to have a man crush on the guy who played Carl Winslow on Family Matters.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard cleans his shower daily.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can complete a 1000 piece puzzle in under 90 minutes- blindfolded.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard taught Tim Tebow how to Tebow.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard cried at the end of E.T. This was just last weekend.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has this picture hanging above the toilet in his guest bathroom and it makes people smile every time.



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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard has this picture hanging above the toilet in his guest bathroom and it makes people smile every time.



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    +1
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard made Anton Chigurh "call it."
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be a jockey in this years Kentucky Derby.
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Lady Gaga tweeted about Stone Gossard once, saying "That's what a fucking rock star looks like."
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has his own time zone.
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,055
    Stone Gossard's got the whole world turning!

    (I'm sure that must have been used somewhere in these three hundred and sixty something pages. Sorry!)
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can calculate like Rainman.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard is very glad things always look better in the morning, after a nice long sleep.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Stone Gossard slam dunks from a sitting position.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has a human size hamster wheel in his home that is tied into the Washington State power grid and he provides power for fifteen residences annually.
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