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  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard once basketball shuffled all the way from his home in Seattle to see Jeff in Montana.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    brianlux wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard invented velcro.
    After his discovery, Stone remarked, "Velcro is simple. It's just a series of riffs and hooks."


    8-)
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard knows what Willis was talking about.


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  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard's favorite movies are "Willow", "Killer Klowns From Outer Space", "It's Pat!", and "Revenge Of The Nerds".........in that order.
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  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    Stone Gossard ~ every day he's shuffelin' :D
    peace,
    jo

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  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard spends many Saturday nights playing the borad game "Guess Who" with his aunt....and is usually the winner.
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is the reason Ozzy Osbourne is "Paranoid" in the song of the same name.
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  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard was the WNBA's Defensive Player Of The Year in 1997.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Stone Gossard was the WNBA's Defensive Player Of The Year in 1997.

    :lol::lol:

    Stona Gossard's nickname while winning the award was the "The Intimidator".
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  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard has been overheard saying that learning to do a cartwheel has been his personal greatest achievement.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard's wallet is the one that says "Bad Mother Fucker".

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard's favorite character on Saved By The Bell is Screech Powers....the character which he auditioned for and won, but then Mother Love Bone came around and he declined.
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
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    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard once survived for 3 months in the wilderness armed only with a ShamWow and a Slap Chop.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard wakes up every morning and makes breakfast the same way that Pee Wee Herman does in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure."
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
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    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard wakes up every morning and makes breakfast the same way that Pee Wee Herman does in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure."

    On a related note, Stone Gossard has an underground bunker stocked to the rafters with the last known surviving boxes of Mr. T cereal.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    SatansFuton wrote:
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard wakes up every morning and makes breakfast the same way that Pee Wee Herman does in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure."

    On a related note, Stone Gossard has an underground bunker stocked to the rafters with the last known surviving boxes of Mr. T cereal.

    In which Stone Gossard then places a strip of masking tape over his nose and says "I'm Mr. T, eat my cereal!".
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard lowers the temperature of any building he's in by almost 4 degrees.
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard still has a tree house where he sleeps every couple of nights and roasts marshmallows. This is done in between the nights where he attends his Jelly Of The Month club.
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    When on tour, Stone Gossard leaves a trail of popcorn from his hotel to any place he may visit so he knows how to get back. This is foolproof because no man nor animal will mess with Stone Gossard and his endeavors.
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    StillHere wrote:
    Stone Gossard ~ every day he's shuffelin' :D

    ;) :wave:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Suave.27 wrote:
    When on tour, Stone Gossard leaves a trail of popcorn from his hotel to any place he may visit so he knows how to get back. This is foolproof because no man nor animal will mess with Stone Gossard and his endeavors.

    :lol:

    Stone Gossard taught that trick to Hansel & Gretel...but they didn't not follow his directions to the letter and...well, you know what happened.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard eats popsicles to warm himself up. 8-)
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard can turn the world on with a smile...
    He can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile...
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard in his free time is a substitute middle school Home EC teacher.
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    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
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    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard can milk anything with nipples
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard has formally requested in his burial arrangements that "Thugz Mansion" by 2pac be played at his funeral. In his mind, the after life will be where he can drink liquor and no one bickers over trick shit.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can get a full refund for anything he wants even without a receipt.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    edited December 2011
    The only time that Stone Gossard has been star struck is when he met Bob Saget.
    Post edited by Stardog3.. on
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Suave.27 wrote:
    The only time that Stone Gossard has star struck is when he met Bob Saget.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    That would be an amazing clip for AFHV...but it was STONEwalled...
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard's backstage routine before going on stage consists of arranging 500 Skittles into groups by color and watching re-runs of Full House.

    :lol: I have to say, I'm watching PJ20 right now and it just came across the part where Stone is taking a hit from the bowl outside the tour bus as I write this. :lol:
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    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
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    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
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    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
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    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

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