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  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Dogs rub Stone Gossard's belly
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Dogs rub Stone Gossard's belly



    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard waxes his Prius every morning with turtle wax.
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  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard waxes his Prius every morning with turtle wax.

    That is incorrect. Turtles wax his Prius every morning with Human Wax.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Waldo?" series.
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  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Waldo?" series.


    Well according to SatansFuton, Waldo owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Stone Gossard?" series.
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,055
    Suave.27 wrote:
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Waldo?" series.


    Well according to SatansFuton, Waldo owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Stone Gossard?" series.
    :lol:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Suave.27 wrote:
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Waldo?" series.


    Well according to SatansFuton, Waldo owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Stone Gossard?" series.

    No, because I've already established that Stone is in the Where's Waldo series.
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Stone Gossard can be found in every "Where's Waldo?".

    StoneWaldo.jpg
    StoneWaldo2.jpg
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Suave.27 wrote:
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Waldo?" series.


    Well according to SatansFuton, Waldo owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Stone Gossard?" series.

    No, because I've already established that Stone is in the Where's Waldo series.
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Stone Gossard can be found in every "Where's Waldo?".

    StoneWaldo.jpg
    StoneWaldo2.jpg

    That was my point...but it wasn't made well. :lol:


    Stone Gossard has never had potential because Stone Gossard has always been in peak performance.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard does not have to Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy in order to make his boogy jump up.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Suave.27 wrote:
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Waldo?" series.


    Well according to SatansFuton, Waldo owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Stone Gossard?" series.

    No, because I've already established that Stone is in the Where's Waldo series.
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Stone Gossard can be found in every "Where's Waldo?".

    StoneWaldo.jpg
    StoneWaldo2.jpg
    [/quote

    :lol::lol::lol: ]
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    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
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    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is peeking in your window right now and watching you.
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard will eat you.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard makes the best meatballs.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard has never been this hungover.. But, he sympathizes for me and is in the kitchen making me a sandwich..
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  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard makes the best peanut butter (organic of course) and jelly sandwiches.
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    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
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    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
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  • lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 13,891
    Stone Gossard is father Christmas and knows if you have been naughty or nice
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is a little tired this morning from delivering everyone''s gifts last night.
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,055
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is a little tired this morning from delivering everyone''s gifts last night.
    :lol:

    Is that who stopped by for a drink last night or did I just have one too many?

    Stone Gossard knows the best cure for a hang over... only he's too tired this morning to share the secret.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Stone Gossard did not forget to drink his Ovaltine. :mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will take any return tomorrow even wothout a receipt.
  • YLed2YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard asked for a bread maker for Christmas....it has three speeds.
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    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
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    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,055
    According to my publishing co., Ryebread Productions, Stone Gossard's favorite bread is.... you guessed it -- Rye.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard invented Hefty Odor Block trash bags.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard's latest endeavor is a plan to launch a nail polish line for canines.
  • stonegstoneg Posts: 1,940
    Stone will flip ya!! For real. :geek:
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  • stonegstoneg Posts: 1,940
    Stone will play the south without the rest of the band. He is a one man Pearl Jam band. :geek:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be lowering the ball in Times Square this evening by remote from an undisclosed location.
  • dasvidanadasvidana Posts: 1,347
    Stone Gossard could win Dancing with the Stars....without moving his feet
    It's nice to be nice to the nice.
  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard has already started doing his hair for his NYE celebration.
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