A Thready for Musical Blasphemy You Truly Believe

Pauk

I think saxophones sound cool...

hendrix78

There is nothing interesting about Arcade Fire.

If you've heard one Tool song, you've heard them all.

Yellow Ledbelly

Axl Rose ain't shit without the rest of the real G'N'R

Todd76

Led Zeppelin are the most overrated band in history

Kurt Cobain was right when he described Pearl Jam as a "corporate, alternative and cock-rock fusion"

The music of the 00's is equally as good (if not far superior to) the music of the 90's

JaneNY

If I never hear a Beatles song again I won't care. And I HATE Let it Be. I really hate it and I think the lyrics are dumb. There.

FinsburyParkCarrots

There's no such thing as good Motown.

PJGARDEN

I think Keith Richards is way overrated as a guitar player. Mic Taylor was the best thing to ever happen to the Stones.

Jeremy1012

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

There's no such thing as good Motown.

Smokey's Tracks of My Tears farts in your general direction.

hendrix78

Yellow Ledbelly wrote:

Axl Rose ain't shit without the rest of the real G'N'R

That's not blaspheny, that's the truth. GnR was really over the day Izzy left.

Jeanie

http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=285128

Sian-of-the-dead

Jellyrolls wrote:

I don't see what the big deal with My Morning Jacket is.

oh dear... *shakes head*

hehe!

I love 'em!

Joe2TheRevenge

Jimi Hendrix is the most overrated guitar player in the history of music

Kurt Cobain isn't 1/10 as talented as his drummer

The Beatles were nothing but the Backstreet Boys with instruments

Bono is a fucking fraud, and U2 are average at best

Bob Dylan has an annoying voice, and hasn't been relevant since the 60s

Stevie Nicks has a horrible voice and only was allowed to sing because her bandmates wanted to get into her pants (and DID)

The Doors are fucking terrible and Jim Morrison is a pretentious acid-head

Anthony Kiedis is the most talentless frontman in the history of popular music

Thom Yorke is a whiney spaz and makes Radiohead terrible

Kiss built an entire music career on shooting off fireworks

No one really likes Reggae music, they just like Bob Marley. And they don't even like Bob Marley, they just like pot

Lynyrd Skynyrd is country music

The Dave Matthews band fanbase consists largely of Jeep-driving, Birkinstock-wearing, beer guzzling college kids who just need something to listen to while they have their 30 seconds of sex

No one really likes Jack Johnson, they just have been listening to DMB too long and want to pretend they like something new for once

Eddie Vedder smoked and drank his voice away, and now he's hoarse and nasal in concert

Prince > everyone else

No one likes to admit it, but everyone knows all the words to Nickelback's "Photograph" and will sing along while drunk

The Rolling Stones > The Beatles

Tom Morello and Zach De La Rocha should shut the fuck up

Tool haven't been good since 1997, and you're an idiot if you have fallen for their "we're deep now" bullshit they have been spouting for the last 2 albums.

Cropduster84

Oasis are the biggest pile of steaming shit ever.....worst band of the 90's by a country mile.....braindead pub rock played by monkey's with guitars.....



Queen are a truly mind numbingly awful band too.....

pearljam0000

Joe2TheRevenge wrote:

No one really likes Jack Johnson, they just have been listening to DMB too long and want to pretend they like something new for once

I like that one, it made me laugh pretty hard.

josevolution

QOTSA ,BLIND MELON,any band with crow in the name i don't care for ,oh yeah that MATHEWS guy also ......don't listen to any of them ..and probably anyone who dissagrees with me sucks also ..

Jeremy1012

Cropduster84 wrote:

Queen are a truly mind numbingly awful band too.....

Definitely. How anyone can enjoy that band blows my mind.

josevolution

Joe2TheRevenge wrote:

Jimi Hendrix is the most overrated guitar player in the history of music

Kurt Cobain isn't 1/10 as talented as his drummer

The Beatles were nothing but the Backstreet Boys with instruments

Bono is a fucking fraud, and U2 are average at best

Bob Dylan has an annoying voice, and hasn't been relevant since the 60s

Stevie Nicks has a horrible voice and only was allowed to sing because her bandmates wanted to get into her pants (and DID)

The Doors are fucking terrible and Jim Morrison is a pretentious acid-head

Anthony Kiedis is the most talentless frontman in the history of popular music

Thom Yorke is a whiney spaz and makes Radiohead terrible

Kiss built an entire music career on shooting off fireworks

No one really likes Reggae music, they just like Bob Marley. And they don't even like Bob Marley, they just like pot

Lynyrd Skynyrd is country music

The Dave Matthews band fanbase consists largely of Jeep-driving, Birkinstock-wearing, beer guzzling college kids who just need something to listen to while they have their 30 seconds of sex

No one really likes Jack Johnson, they just have been listening to DMB too long and want to pretend they like something new for once

Eddie Vedder smoked and drank his voice away, and now he's hoarse and nasal in concert

Prince > everyone else

No one likes to admit it, but everyone knows all the words to Nickelback's "Photograph" and will sing along while drunk

The Rolling Stones > The Beatles

Tom Morello and Zach De La Rocha should shut the fuck up

Tool haven't been good since 1997, and you're an idiot if you have fallen for their "we're deep now" bullshit they have been spouting for the last 2 albums.

damm who's left ?? :eek:

catefrances

Joe2TheRevenge wrote:

Kurt Cobain isn't 1/10 as talented as his drummer

this is not true.

Joe2TheRevenge wrote:

No one likes to admit it, but everyone knows all the words to Nickelback's "Photograph" and will sing along while drunk

not everyone.

Joe2The Revenge wrote:

Tom Morello and Zach De La Rocha should shut the fuck up

imo tom and zach and anyone else who holds similiar opinions and can articulate them intelligently to the rest of us, should NEVER shut up.


as much as the sex pistols were all image, so were the ramones.

Joe2TheRevenge

John Mayer fucked Jessica Simpson, and you didn't, which means he can make horrible music for the rest of his life if he wants and you can't say anything about it

Dolly Parton only has a record deal because everyone in country music likes looking at her juggs

MTV ruined music, not filesharing

Scott Weiland stole all his stage moves from Perry Farrell and Mick Jaggar

Creed rocked, the singer just crapped it up so much it became unlistenable

Mama Cass probably really did choke on a ham sandwich

All the best music is made by heroin addicts

Ringo Starr is the best looking Beatle

Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Ozzy, and AC/DC should be taken off radio airwaves for 5 years to give people a break

All punks bands sound the same, dress the same, and suck the same

"Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley is the greatest pop song ever written

QOTSA's guitar tone is horrible

Hitch-Hiker

PearlJamaholic wrote:

sex pistols are as punk as good charlotte, all image.

I completely agree.

Bloc Party are boring as hell and deserve none of the praise which is heaped upon them.

Bob Dylan can write decent lyrics but he as no musical talent at all.

Sean Penn is a humourless wanker. (not music related I know, but I just wanted to say it)

Sigur Ros sound like whales humping. And that is not a good sound.

The Ramones only ever wrote one song, and it wasn't very good.

Oasis are fucking brilliant. Liam Gallagher is a dickhead.