**THE YOU ARE OLD THREAD.**

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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    I'm so old... when I drive across the road to the grocery store I call it - pulling a Cheech and Chong!
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • JeBurkhardt
    JeBurkhardt Posts: 5,321
    Wobbie said:
    mace1229 said:
    I heard Adam Sander's Chanukah Song on the radio today. They they said it was 30 years old this season. That made me feel old. 
    cheech and chong’s Santa Claus and his old lady is 52 years old…and superior to sandler’s bit.
    Yeah, magic dust, y'know? He used ta give a little bit to da reindeer, a
    Little bit to Santa Claus, a little bit more for Santa Claus, a little
    Bit more...
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    I found out yesterday that Kurt Cobain's daughter is married to Tony Hawk's son. 
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    mace1229 said:
    I heard Adam Sander's Chanukah Song on the radio today. They they said it was 30 years old this season. That made me feel old. 
    Now imagine you being 15 or however old you were when that came out and envisioning a holiday song that just came out in 1963.  

    Now you feel even older, right? YOU'RE WELCOME.
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  • CROJAM95
    CROJAM95 Posts: 10,802
    Willie Nelson in Half Baked Paraphrase

    Willie: I remember when a dime bag cost a dime
    Do you remember how much condoms cost?

    Chappelle: How Much?

    Willie: I dont know, we never used them  =)
  • mace1229
    mace1229 Posts: 9,824
    edited December 2023
    mace1229 said:
    I heard Adam Sander's Chanukah Song on the radio today. They they said it was 30 years old this season. That made me feel old. 
    Now imagine you being 15 or however old you were when that came out and envisioning a holiday song that just came out in 1963.  

    Now you feel even older, right? YOU'RE WELCOME.
    I think about that stuff a lot. Random comparisons, like Forrest Gump is roughly as old now as To Kill a Mockingbird was when FG came out.
    Or the same analogy with ET and Wizard of Oz.
    Kids today look at a movie like ET and view it the same way I viewed Wizard of Oz. Seems crazy, and, as this thread suggests, makes me feel old. 
    Post edited by mace1229 on
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    mace1229 said:
    mace1229 said:
    I heard Adam Sander's Chanukah Song on the radio today. They they said it was 30 years old this season. That made me feel old. 
    Now imagine you being 15 or however old you were when that came out and envisioning a holiday song that just came out in 1963.  

    Now you feel even older, right? YOU'RE WELCOME.
    I think about that stuff a lot. Random comparisons, like Forrest Gump is roughly as old now as To Kill a Mockingbird was when FG came out.
    Or the same analogy with ET and Wizard of Oz.
    Kids today look at a movie like ET and view it the same way I viewed Wizard of Oz. Seems crazy, and, as this thread suggests, makes me feel old. 
    Totally. My brothers and I text each other examples of this stuff pretty much every day. Each example is mind blowing to me.
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    Oh here's one! I think I joined this forum back in 1997. So 27 years. Hahahaha....what
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  • Loujoe
    Loujoe Posts: 11,695
    Need a ticket buddy? Although with platinum blah blah blah it fouls seats up...

    You know your old when your invited to more funerals than weddings (not funny but true)
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,450
    I still get PTSD from the "EEEEE-YAAAAAAHHHH" if someone was trying to fax you to your landline. 

    my kids: what's a fax?
    Hugh Freaking Dillon is currently out of the office, returning sometime in the fall




  • GlowGirl
    GlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 12,067
    I still get PTSD from the "EEEEE-YAAAAAAHHHH" if someone was trying to fax you to your landline. 

    my kids: what's a fax?

  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 14,883
    edited December 2023
    I had to try explain using a pen to wind a cassette back together after being chewed up by the player 
    Post edited by lastexitlondon on


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095

    "Mom, what's that in my hand?.... What?!...How do you text with it?"
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    I had to try explain using a pen to wind a cassette back together after being chewed up by the player 
    Ahh, this made me chuckle!
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • The struggle was real wasn't it. The jeopardy of saving the music and playing it back and it was all wavey always on the parts you really wanted it not to be on.


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    I still get PTSD from the "EEEEE-YAAAAAAHHHH" if someone was trying to fax you to your landline. 

    my kids: what's a fax?
    I still have customers fax stuff to me today. We receive them digitally in an email though. 
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  • cutz
    cutz Posts: 12,230
    I had to try explain using a pen to wind a cassette back together after being chewed up by the player 
    Man, I was just thinking about this when I just read your Post>HAHA
  • Johnny Abruzzo
    Johnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,356
    cutz said:
    I had to try explain using a pen to wind a cassette back together after being chewed up by the player 
    Man, I was just thinking about this when I just read your Post>HAHA
    Be kind. Please rewind.
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  • Loujoe
    Loujoe Posts: 11,695
    ^^^That room in the back behind the curtains.
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