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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Hi! said:
    Jason P said:
    concept for my coronavirus proof touring van once the boys resume ....


    Uncle Rico takes over for Dirty Frank
    Take off, you hoser.
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  • rhanishane
    rhanishane NSW Australia Posts: 505
    Hi! said:
    Yep and he's been in cabinet with other politicians including the prime minister who is like Trump and won't get tested. Meanwhile our restrictions don't apply till Monday because you know corona virus is taking the weekend off 🙄
  • mrussel1
    mrussel1 Posts: 30,882
    mrussel1 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    This virus is stressing me out.  Time for a nice glass of red with ice cubes. @Halifax2TheMax

    What’s your address? Oh, but I might do a knock door run as I’ve had a similar reaction like Jose’s. Can I bring vodka?
    Depends on the vodka choice. I m guessing you drink majorska
    Popov and Sunny Dee-Lite
    Kamchatka and purplesaurus rex koolaid for me. 
    Straight up on the rocks! You wanna kill a virus that’s the way but Red with ice that’s for uncultured individuals I’ll give him a pas he does live in Dirty Jersey..
    I'm pretty sure it's impossible to drink Kamchatka straight.  
  • mickeyrat
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  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,479
    Colleagues husband at home today coughing...
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • Spiritual_Chaos
    Spiritual_Chaos Posts: 31,479

    An employee at Nintendo of America in Redmond has tested positive for COVID-19 and had contact with other Nintendo workers, the video game company confirmed Thursday evening.

    All Nintendo employees who were in contact with the person who tested positive are in self-quarantine, whether they have symptoms or not, Nintendo of America wrote in a statement.

    “Nintendo of America is supporting this individual as they recover and will continue to take precautions to safeguard the health and well-being of all our employees and the broader community,” the statement said.

    Nintendo is allowing all employees in Washington state and California to work from home.

    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,277
    Jason P said:
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands
    Dumb
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  • Halifax2TheMax
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    pjl44 said:
    Jason P said:
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands

    Dumber
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  • mrussel1
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    pjl44 said:
    Jason P said:
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands

    Dumber
    You're a crab ass today. 
  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,277
    mrussel1 said:
    pjl44 said:
    Jason P said:
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands

    Dumber
    You're a crab ass today. 
    Why good morning sunshine!
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  • mrussel1
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    mrussel1 said:
    pjl44 said:
    Jason P said:
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands

    Dumber
    You're a crab ass today. 
    Why good morning sunshine!
    So much better!  Thank you!  
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Saltzy23 said:
    I have an odd theory that with the sheer amount of fucking that couples are gonna be doing while the world is under quarantine, that we are gonna wind up adding like 100 new humans to the world for every 1 death this virus claims.
    I was with you until they canceled school.

    Last week: I'm going to get my wife pregnant
    Now, with kids home: I'm going to saw my dick off.
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  • pjl44
    pjl44 Posts: 10,538
    mickeyrat said:


  • pjl44
    pjl44 Posts: 10,538
    pjl44 said:
    Jason P said:
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands

    Dumber

  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    edited March 2020
    Saltzy23 said:
    I have an odd theory that with the sheer amount of fucking that couples are gonna be doing while the world is under quarantine, that we are gonna wind up adding like 100 new humans to the world for every 1 death this virus claims.
    Agree! I decided a couple days ago I would ring the panic bell when we run out of condoms!

    Edit: Good one MRat! Haha.
    Post edited by Spunkie on
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  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,277
    dankind said:
    Saltzy23 said:
    I have an odd theory that with the sheer amount of fucking that couples are gonna be doing while the world is under quarantine, that we are gonna wind up adding like 100 new humans to the world for every 1 death this virus claims.
    I was with you until they canceled school.

    Last week: I'm going to get my wife pregnant
    Now, with kids home: I'm going to saw my dick off.
    What dick?
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  • Spunkie
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    edited March 2020
    dankind said:
    Saltzy23 said:
    I have an odd theory that with the sheer amount of fucking that couples are gonna be doing while the world is under quarantine, that we are gonna wind up adding like 100 new humans to the world for every 1 death this virus claims.
    I was with you until they canceled school.

    Last week: I'm going to get my wife pregnant
    Now, with kids home: I'm going to saw my dick off.
    What dick?
    The one he wants to grow.

    Edit: (pray 2 well... nothing...uh...hope this isn't trolling)

    On the bright side of things, that nasty carrier finally cancelled their large gathering in International waters. You fans are so lucky PJ got ahead of this and did the right thing, saving you countless hours of anxiety! (Writing them worked! Haha)
    Post edited by Spunkie on
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  • Lerxst1992
    Lerxst1992 Posts: 7,920
    benjs said:
    My company is implementing a recommended WFH beginning tomorrow.

    I have a short commute and it's a fairly small office building with about 70 coworkers. 
    Most people will be WFH. With this place empty I'm actually considering coming in for a few days per week for faster network and printing.

    How nuts am I?
    I would go in also when/if my office implements this. I work better sitting in the actual office. And have better equipment there for the shit I do.

    And I would:


    It's always interesting to me who feels more productive from home vs. office. As a nerd, I've always found my job is far easier in my own space where I can focus. If we do end up on WFH, what I'll miss most is my whiteboard, but my iPad will suffice I guess.

    That's pretty funny sc and I'll probably do dance clairvoyantly on desks next week if I venture into the contagion 

    As far as more productive it's funny when I'm not in the office I find myself overthinking...how do I get that data, how do I filter, etc. Creature of habit in old age.
  • Lerxst1992
    Lerxst1992 Posts: 7,920
    mrussel1 said:
    rgambs said:
    322 died from it yesterday world-wide, highest single day total so far. 198 or more each of the last four days. 

    https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-toll/

    Still very, very few thankfully.  
    There's suspicion that Iran is not reporting their numbers accurately.  Obviously China would be a candidate for the same.  

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/iran-coronavirus-outbreak-graves/?itid=hp_hp-top-table-main_iran-virus-burials-1035am%3Ahomepage%2Fstory-ans


    How about the United States?

    Yes we categorize with those countries now regarding misinformation 

    Thanks GOP 

    4 million tests promised by Pence and trump this week . And no formal presser for 2 days. They will be put on trial in the fall for their lies regarding life and death. If they allow an election. 

    Its friday gentlemen. This isnt your way to hold down the reportable cases? Where are the tests?
  • Hi!
    Hi! Posts: 3,095
    This toilet paper thing is fucking bonkers. Local big box store is out. Friend works in a hospital, they are hiding toilet paper and wipes because people are stealing them. 

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