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  • Saltzy23Saltzy23 Posts: 1,350
    edited March 2020
    My office is an 8 minute walk from my apartment.

    There are 0 people here right now.

    I am rocking out to PJ radio and drinking a beer.  Gonna finish up some stuff and then go to the movies, where based on the seating chart, I will be the only only person in the theater.

    I could get used to this!
    'I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in between is mine.'
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,340
    Saltzy23 said:
    My office is an 8 minute walk from my apartment.

    There are 0 people here right now.

    I am rocking out to PJ radio and drinking a beer.  Gonna finish up some stuff and then go to the movies, where based on the seating chart, I will be the only only person in the theater.

    I could get used to this!
    Dude, you could fart in there and not even feel guilty!
  • mrussel1mrussel1 Posts: 29,627
    Saltzy23 said:
    My office is an 8 minute walk from my apartment.

    There are 0 people here right now.

    I am rocking out to PJ radio and drinking a beer.  Gonna finish up some stuff and then go to the movies, where based on the seating chart, I will be the only only person in the theater.

    I could get used to this!
    Dude, you could fart in there and not even feel guilty!
    And on airplanes!  That would be so fulfilling!  
  • what dreamswhat dreams Posts: 1,761
    hedonist said:
    Post edited to remove personally identifiable info. I work in a teeny tiny school district, and based on the Gigaton seat map at my local theater,  =) , there could be people reading this thread and then telling my school board I criticized them on the AMT. Let me just say that my school board is putting a high-poverty, vulnerable population at risk by delaying the close of school while the professionals "get trained." 
    :no_mouth:

    ;)

    (I don't blame you for editing, though)
    I know. Seems silly and paranoid. But any PJ fans who live in my town would very likely be the kind who tell Ed to shut up and sing. It's a bizarre mix of haves and have nots around here. 
  • Saltzy23Saltzy23 Posts: 1,350
    Saltzy23 said:
    My office is an 8 minute walk from my apartment.

    There are 0 people here right now.

    I am rocking out to PJ radio and drinking a beer.  Gonna finish up some stuff and then go to the movies, where based on the seating chart, I will be the only only person in the theater.

    I could get used to this!
    Dude, you could fart in there and not even feel guilty!
    I have a loaded PAX in my backpack and a fridge stocked with beer in my office.

    Gonna grab 6 cans on the way out and vape my brains out.

    Everyone....please remain panicked!  Stay home!  It's Mad Max out here!  Fire and brimstone type shit!  Frogs are raining from the sky!

    (I could get used to this)
    'I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in between is mine.'
  • Saltzy23Saltzy23 Posts: 1,350
    edited March 2020

    Livin' the dream!
    'I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in between is mine.'
  • PapPap Posts: 28,965

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  • benjsbenjs Posts: 9,130
    Saltzy23 said:
    Saltzy23 said:
    My office is an 8 minute walk from my apartment.

    There are 0 people here right now.

    I am rocking out to PJ radio and drinking a beer.  Gonna finish up some stuff and then go to the movies, where based on the seating chart, I will be the only only person in the theater.

    I could get used to this!
    Dude, you could fart in there and not even feel guilty!
    I have a loaded PAX in my backpack and a fridge stocked with beer in my office.

    Gonna grab 6 cans on the way out and vape my brains out.

    Everyone....please remain panicked!  Stay home!  It's Mad Max out here!  Fire and brimstone type shit!  Frogs are raining from the sky!

    (I could get used to this)
    My Puffco Peak is waiting for post-work time :) 
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    EV
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  • cincybearcatcincybearcat Posts: 16,424
    We have to self isolate now. My daughters boyfriend  is ill with fever and cough. She is at his house but came here 2 days ago and me and my 2 year old shared  a cake with her.And her house . My son with asthma  lives there.  This just got very real.
    Awful to hear.  Many more will be dealing with this soon.  I hate to see people with lung/heart issues involved. 
    Take care.
    hippiemom = goodness
  • nicknyr15nicknyr15 Posts: 8,406
    Saltzy23 said:
    Saltzy23 said:
    My office is an 8 minute walk from my apartment.

    There are 0 people here right now.

    I am rocking out to PJ radio and drinking a beer.  Gonna finish up some stuff and then go to the movies, where based on the seating chart, I will be the only only person in the theater.

    I could get used to this!
    Dude, you could fart in there and not even feel guilty!
    I have a loaded PAX in my backpack and a fridge stocked with beer in my office.

    Gonna grab 6 cans on the way out and vape my brains out.

    Everyone....please remain panicked!  Stay home!  It's Mad Max out here!  Fire and brimstone type shit!  Frogs are raining from the sky!

    (I could get used to this)
    My pax is my fAvorite purchase of the last two years. Amazing. 
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,634
    edited March 2020
    Pap said:

    I cannot see a lime in a beer and not think of... you know who... When I was floating around the Mediterranean last summer and chatting up this guy, I was looking at the lime, thinking... Ed? 

    Speaking about the have and have-nots... In the famous Downtown East Side Vancouver, Hastings street missions have stopped serving food to the public. The rehab, low-immuno folk get to smoke inside, not allowed out to street to smoke. Cops in masks aren't arresting anyone, and due to  community spread Hastings is bare. 
    Post edited by Spunkie on
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 38,956
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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,340
    He's late...

    Who mentioned that he is the type of guy to show up to a meeting 15 min late?  Spot on.
  • benjsbenjs Posts: 9,130
    He's late...

    Who mentioned that he is the type of guy to show up to a meeting 15 min late?  Spot on.
    I personally think the empty podium leaves a better impression anyways.
    '05 - TO, '06 - TO 1, '08 - NYC 1 & 2, '09 - TO, Chi 1 & 2, '10 - Buffalo, NYC 1 & 2, '11 - TO 1 & 2, Hamilton, '13 - Buffalo, Brooklyn 1 & 2, '15 - Global Citizen, '16 - TO 1 & 2, Chi 2

    EV
    Toronto Film Festival 9/11/2007, '08 - Toronto 1 & 2, '09 - Albany 1, '11 - Chicago 1
  • Saltzy23Saltzy23 Posts: 1,350
    benjs said:
    He's late...

    Who mentioned that he is the type of guy to show up to a meeting 15 min late?  Spot on.
    I personally think the empty podium leaves a better impression anyways.
    Now comes the part where he talks about shit he doesn't understand, cuts people off, claims victory and walks off the podium.
    'I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in between is mine.'
  • Saltzy23Saltzy23 Posts: 1,350
    edited March 2020
    They are probably gently waking little Donnie Poo Poo up from his midday nappy.

    C'mon little guy.  It's time to address the nation.  

    Who's a good boy!
    Post edited by Saltzy23 on
    'I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in between is mine.'
  • tbergstbergs Posts: 9,781
    More likely that they are convincing him to stick to a script and take no questions.
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,634
    edited March 2020
    I'm wondering if no more car movement between Can & US?
    Bernie suggested he make the Emerg move yesterday. I read up on a bit. (I forget whether it's US or Canada's quarantine act that allows human testing in times like these... That's when I realized my attempt to understand was going nowhere.)
    Post edited by Spunkie on
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,340
    Well one has been around for 60 years and the other only 4 months...
  • Saltzy23Saltzy23 Posts: 1,350
    This fucking guy is pulling an Axl Rose on a national address to the nation during a pandemic.

    I mean, you almost need to respect it.


    'I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in between is mine.'
  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Posts: 10,746
    Saltzy23 said:
    This fucking guy is pulling an Axl Rose on a national address to the nation during a pandemic.

    I mean, you almost need to respect it.


    What happened?
    Did he attack a fan with a camera?
  • Saltzy23Saltzy23 Posts: 1,350
    Saltzy23 said:
    This fucking guy is pulling an Axl Rose on a national address to the nation during a pandemic.

    I mean, you almost need to respect it.


    What happened?
    Did he attack a fan with a camera?
    He's 30 minutes late and most likely doing drugs backstage.
    'I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in between is mine.'
  • Saltzy23Saltzy23 Posts: 1,350
    edited March 2020
    Spiking the football within 15 seconds.

    I, for one, am shocked.  
    'I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in between is mine.'
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,429
    He’s waiting for the test results for himself, if he’s positive he’s nuking Brazil 
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Saltzy23Saltzy23 Posts: 1,350
    He cannot read.

    I still cannot wrap my head around the fact that this thing is the POTUS.

    3 1/2 years and it's still impossible for my brain to digest.
    'I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in between is mine.'
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,634
    Ahh... learning what powers the National Emergency can do... 

    96 hours beds. get well or get out? did I get that right? prioritize best chance of speedy recovery on ventilators or ECHOs?
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,340
    He's 6 feet away from everyone...
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,429
    He's 6 feet away from everyone...
    No they are 6’ from him!
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,340
    He's 6 feet away from everyone...
    No they are 6’ from him!
    lol, touche'
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