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  • stuckinlinestuckinline Posts: 3,377
    Katie Porter should be heading the Govt coronavirus effort.....


    Way to go Ms. Porter!
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,150
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • Hi!Hi! Posts: 3,095
    Hoping for some shirtless updates from Chet.

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  • pjl44pjl44 Posts: 9,784
    Jason P said:
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands

  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,976
    mrussel1 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    This virus is stressing me out.  Time for a nice glass of red with ice cubes. @Halifax2TheMax

    What’s your address? Oh, but I might do a knock door run as I’ve had a similar reaction like Jose’s. Can I bring vodka?
    Depends on the vodka choice. I m guessing you drink majorska
    Popov and Sunny Dee-Lite
    Kamchatka and purplesaurus rex koolaid for me. 
    Straight up on the rocks! You wanna kill a virus that’s the way but Red with ice that’s for uncultured individuals I’ll give him a pas he does live in Dirty Jersey..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mcgruff10mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 28,618
    mrussel1 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    This virus is stressing me out.  Time for a nice glass of red with ice cubes. @Halifax2TheMax

    What’s your address? Oh, but I might do a knock door run as I’ve had a similar reaction like Jose’s. Can I bring vodka?
    Depends on the vodka choice. I m guessing you drink majorska
    Popov and Sunny Dee-Lite
    Kamchatka and purplesaurus rex koolaid for me. 
    Straight up on the rocks! You wanna kill a virus that’s the way but Red with ice that’s for uncultured individuals I’ll give him a pas he does live in Dirty Jersey..
    Daaaaaamn. Shots fired!!
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • CM189191CM189191 Posts: 6,927
    Terrifying

    https://www.linkedin.com/content-guest/article/notes-from-ucsf-expert-panel-march-10-dr-jordan-shlain-m-d-/

    How many in the community already have the virus? No one knows.

    We are moving from containment to care. 

    We in the US are currently where at where Italy was a week ago. We see nothing to say we will be substantially different.

    40-70% of the US population will be infected over the next 12-18 months. After that level you can start to get herd immunity. Unlike flu this is entirely novel to humans, so there is no latent immunity in the global population.

    [We used their numbers to work out a guesstimate of deaths— indicating about 1.5 million Americans may die. The panelists did not disagree with our estimate. This compares to seasonal flu’s average of 50K Americans per year. Assume 50% of US population, that’s 160M people infected. With 1% mortality rate that's 1.6M Americans die over the next 12-18 months.]  

    The fatality rate is in the range of 10X flu.
    This assumes no drug is found effective and made available.

    The death rate varies hugely by age. Over age 80 the mortality rate could be 10-15%. 

    Don’t know whether COVID-19 is seasonal but if is and subsides over the summer, it is likely to roar back in fall as the 1918 flu did
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,976
    pjl44 said:
    Jason P said:
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands

    He hasn’t been funny since the 90’s I’m shocked he still has a career! Voice overs is calling him ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,491
    Jason P said:
    Rudy Gobert will go down in the history books of mankind as the "Don't Be This Dumbass 'Guy'" for all future pandemics.  Just be a picture of Rudy with the Ghostbusters strike thru him ... like mathematics, the picture will transcend language as a warning to future generations ...
    He will become a punchline.
  • Saltzy23Saltzy23 Posts: 1,350
    I have an odd theory that with the sheer amount of fucking that couples are gonna be doing while the world is under quarantine, that we are gonna wind up adding like 100 new humans to the world for every 1 death this virus claims.
    'I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in between is mine.'
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Hi! said:
    Jason P said:
    concept for my coronavirus proof touring van once the boys resume ....


    Uncle Rico takes over for Dirty Frank
    Take off, you hoser.
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  • rhanishanerhanishane NSW Australia Posts: 505
    Hi! said:
    Yep and he's been in cabinet with other politicians including the prime minister who is like Trump and won't get tested. Meanwhile our restrictions don't apply till Monday because you know corona virus is taking the weekend off 🙄
  • mrussel1mrussel1 Posts: 29,842
    mrussel1 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    mcgruff10 said:
    This virus is stressing me out.  Time for a nice glass of red with ice cubes. @Halifax2TheMax

    What’s your address? Oh, but I might do a knock door run as I’ve had a similar reaction like Jose’s. Can I bring vodka?
    Depends on the vodka choice. I m guessing you drink majorska
    Popov and Sunny Dee-Lite
    Kamchatka and purplesaurus rex koolaid for me. 
    Straight up on the rocks! You wanna kill a virus that’s the way but Red with ice that’s for uncultured individuals I’ll give him a pas he does live in Dirty Jersey..
    I'm pretty sure it's impossible to drink Kamchatka straight.  
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 39,510

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  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 30,577
    Colleagues husband at home today coughing...
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 30,577

    An employee at Nintendo of America in Redmond has tested positive for COVID-19 and had contact with other Nintendo workers, the video game company confirmed Thursday evening.

    All Nintendo employees who were in contact with the person who tested positive are in self-quarantine, whether they have symptoms or not, Nintendo of America wrote in a statement.

    “Nintendo of America is supporting this individual as they recover and will continue to take precautions to safeguard the health and well-being of all our employees and the broader community,” the statement said.

    Nintendo is allowing all employees in Washington state and California to work from home.

    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,420
    Jason P said:
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands
    Dumb
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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,420
    pjl44 said:
    Jason P said:
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands

    Dumber
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  • mrussel1mrussel1 Posts: 29,842
    pjl44 said:
    Jason P said:
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands

    Dumber
    You're a crab ass today. 
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,420
    mrussel1 said:
    pjl44 said:
    Jason P said:
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands

    Dumber
    You're a crab ass today. 
    Why good morning sunshine!
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  • mrussel1mrussel1 Posts: 29,842
    mrussel1 said:
    pjl44 said:
    Jason P said:
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands

    Dumber
    You're a crab ass today. 
    Why good morning sunshine!
    So much better!  Thank you!  
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Saltzy23 said:
    I have an odd theory that with the sheer amount of fucking that couples are gonna be doing while the world is under quarantine, that we are gonna wind up adding like 100 new humans to the world for every 1 death this virus claims.
    I was with you until they canceled school.

    Last week: I'm going to get my wife pregnant
    Now, with kids home: I'm going to saw my dick off.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • pjl44pjl44 Posts: 9,784
    mickeyrat said:


  • pjl44pjl44 Posts: 9,784
    pjl44 said:
    Jason P said:
    Tom Hanks lives ... everything goes back to normal in 2 weeks

    Tom Hanks dies ...  grab the shotgun at head towards the costco toilet paper aisle 

    Once again the fate of the world rests in Tom Hanks‘ hands

    Dumber

  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,732
    edited March 2020
    Saltzy23 said:
    I have an odd theory that with the sheer amount of fucking that couples are gonna be doing while the world is under quarantine, that we are gonna wind up adding like 100 new humans to the world for every 1 death this virus claims.
    Agree! I decided a couple days ago I would ring the panic bell when we run out of condoms!

    Edit: Good one MRat! Haha.
    Post edited by Spunkie on
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,420
    dankind said:
    Saltzy23 said:
    I have an odd theory that with the sheer amount of fucking that couples are gonna be doing while the world is under quarantine, that we are gonna wind up adding like 100 new humans to the world for every 1 death this virus claims.
    I was with you until they canceled school.

    Last week: I'm going to get my wife pregnant
    Now, with kids home: I'm going to saw my dick off.
    What dick?
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  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,732
    edited March 2020
    dankind said:
    Saltzy23 said:
    I have an odd theory that with the sheer amount of fucking that couples are gonna be doing while the world is under quarantine, that we are gonna wind up adding like 100 new humans to the world for every 1 death this virus claims.
    I was with you until they canceled school.

    Last week: I'm going to get my wife pregnant
    Now, with kids home: I'm going to saw my dick off.
    What dick?
    The one he wants to grow.

    Edit: (pray 2 well... nothing...uh...hope this isn't trolling)

    On the bright side of things, that nasty carrier finally cancelled their large gathering in International waters. You fans are so lucky PJ got ahead of this and did the right thing, saving you countless hours of anxiety! (Writing them worked! Haha)
    Post edited by Spunkie on
  • Lerxst1992Lerxst1992 Posts: 6,765
    benjs said:
    My company is implementing a recommended WFH beginning tomorrow.

    I have a short commute and it's a fairly small office building with about 70 coworkers. 
    Most people will be WFH. With this place empty I'm actually considering coming in for a few days per week for faster network and printing.

    How nuts am I?
    I would go in also when/if my office implements this. I work better sitting in the actual office. And have better equipment there for the shit I do.

    And I would:


    It's always interesting to me who feels more productive from home vs. office. As a nerd, I've always found my job is far easier in my own space where I can focus. If we do end up on WFH, what I'll miss most is my whiteboard, but my iPad will suffice I guess.

    That's pretty funny sc and I'll probably do dance clairvoyantly on desks next week if I venture into the contagion 

    As far as more productive it's funny when I'm not in the office I find myself overthinking...how do I get that data, how do I filter, etc. Creature of habit in old age.
  • Lerxst1992Lerxst1992 Posts: 6,765
    mrussel1 said:
    rgambs said:
    322 died from it yesterday world-wide, highest single day total so far. 198 or more each of the last four days. 

    https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-toll/

    Still very, very few thankfully.  
    There's suspicion that Iran is not reporting their numbers accurately.  Obviously China would be a candidate for the same.  

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/iran-coronavirus-outbreak-graves/?itid=hp_hp-top-table-main_iran-virus-burials-1035am%3Ahomepage%2Fstory-ans


    How about the United States?

    Yes we categorize with those countries now regarding misinformation 

    Thanks GOP 

    4 million tests promised by Pence and trump this week . And no formal presser for 2 days. They will be put on trial in the fall for their lies regarding life and death. If they allow an election. 

    Its friday gentlemen. This isnt your way to hold down the reportable cases? Where are the tests?
  • Hi!Hi! Posts: 3,095
    This toilet paper thing is fucking bonkers. Local big box store is out. Friend works in a hospital, they are hiding toilet paper and wipes because people are stealing them. 

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