Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
Haha! Good one, cutz! Humor is a good thing these day!
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
And by the token of you could have had Hillary, you also could have had Bernie which is Finlands PMs fav. And she seems to have a good head on her shoulders, by your own token.
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"Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
Don’t be insulting the dem party’s mascot like that.
Thank you but now I think you've offended morons. I'm not sure there is anything or anyone else that could be fairly compared to Team Trump Treason's incompetence and total failure as a human being. He may very well sit at the very top of the pile.
i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
Because trump caused the virus and closed down everything! Damn him! I had a shitty cheeseburger yesterday... damn you trump!
For anyone interested, the Canadian government has released our Federal models of projected rates/outcomes.
Edit: Project 22,580 - 31,850 cases with 700 deaths by April 16. Cases double every 3-5 days, slower than some countries.11 K-300 K deaths first wave which could peak end of spring ending in summer, with new normal of smaller outbreaks thereafter. Trudeau speaks of staying home next couple of months.
6-8 months or 1 year-1.5 years of measures in place.
i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
Because trump caused the virus and closed down everything! Damn him! I had a shitty cheeseburger yesterday... damn you trump!
No, because the Team Trump Treason Administration knew of the potential for a pandemic since November and completely and utterly failed at the response and continue to do so. Did you make that cheeseburger yourself?
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Haha! Good one, cutz! Humor is a good thing these day!
I heard a sad, sad phrase on NPR this morning and saw it on Facebook 2 days ago:
"Cooking at home is becoming the new normal"
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We could have had Hillary
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And putting in Iceland is a bit of a cheat.
And by the token of you could have had Hillary, you also could have had Bernie which is Finlands PMs fav. And she seems to have a good head on her shoulders, by your own token.
SANDERS 2024
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H O R S E - an old jailhouse game.
That's because the president of Taiwan is Xi Jinping
*ducks*
Edit: Project 22,580 - 31,850 cases with 700 deaths by April 16. Cases double every 3-5 days, slower than some countries.11 K-300 K deaths first wave which could peak end of spring ending in summer, with new normal of smaller outbreaks thereafter. Trudeau speaks of staying home next couple of months.
6-8 months or 1 year-1.5 years of measures in place.
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