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  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,631

  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 41,947
    cutz said:
    • Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
    • I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
    • I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
    • Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
    • PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
    • Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
    • I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
    • This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
    • So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
    • Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
    • My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
    • Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
    • I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
    • Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
    • Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
    • Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

    Haha!  Good one, cutz!   Humor is a good thing these day!
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  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 Posts: 10,739

    Give Peas A Chance…
  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576
    tish said:

    Yesssss.

    I heard a sad, sad phrase on NPR this morning and saw it on Facebook 2 days ago:
    "Cooking at home is becoming the new normal"
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  • CM189191CM189191 Posts: 6,927


    We could have had Hillary

    Kamala 2024
  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 30,491
    edited April 2020
    CM189191 said:


    We could have had Hillary

    Kamala 2024
    Why is denmark there and not Norway?

    And putting in Iceland is a bit of a cheat.

    And by the token of you could have had Hillary, you also could have had Bernie which is Finlands PMs fav. And she seems to have a good head on her shoulders, by your own token.

    SANDERS 2024
    Post edited by Spiritual_Chaos on
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • Sanders has zero chance in 2024.  I'm hoping he can still dress himself at that point and enjoy retirement.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 30,491
    Sanders has zero chance in 2024.  I'm hoping he can still dress himself at that point and enjoy retirement.
    Hehe. Yes ofc
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,434
    rgambs said:
    tish said:

    Yesssss.

    I heard a sad, sad phrase on NPR this morning and saw it on Facebook 2 days ago:
    "Cooking at home is becoming the new normal"
    🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
    Ugh. That is a sad statement.
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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 38,953
    i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
    6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 38,953
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  • CM189191CM189191 Posts: 6,927
    i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
    6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
    there's always a tweet


  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,434
    edited April 2020
    CM189191 said:
    i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
    6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
    there's always a tweet


    what a fucking moron.
    Post edited by mfc2006 on
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  • mcgruff10mcgruff10 Posts: 28,463
    I love the last line: "Time will tell, but we fear that Sweden has picked the worst possible time to experiment with national chauvinism."
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
  • cincybearcatcincybearcat Posts: 16,424
    Sanders has zero chance in 2024.  I'm hoping he can still dress himself at that point and enjoy retirement.
    I agree. 
    hippiemom = goodness
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 38,953
    mfc2006 said:
    CM189191 said:
    i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
    6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
    there's always a tweet


    what a jackass
    Don’t be insulting the dem party’s mascot like that.
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  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 30,491
    CM189191 said:
    i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
    6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
    there's always a tweet


    Not even a month old to boot. Haha.
    "Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"
  • mfc2006mfc2006 Posts: 37,434
    mfc2006 said:
    CM189191 said:
    i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
    6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
    there's always a tweet


    what a fucking moron.
    Fixed.

    mfc2006 said:
    CM189191 said:
    i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
    6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
    there's always a tweet


    what a jackass
    Don’t be insulting the dem party’s mascot like that.
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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 38,953
    mfc2006 said:
    mfc2006 said:
    CM189191 said:
    i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
    6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
    there's always a tweet


    what a fucking moron.
    Fixed.

    mfc2006 said:
    CM189191 said:
    i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
    6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
    there's always a tweet


    what a jackass
    Don’t be insulting the dem party’s mascot like that.
    Thank you but now I think you've offended morons. I'm not sure there is anything or anyone else that could be fairly compared to Team Trump Treason's incompetence and total failure as a human being. He may very well sit at the very top of the pile.
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  • Lerxst1992Lerxst1992 Posts: 6,614
    Cant find one for Pearl Jam.  Hoping someone here can.

    For those into the holy triumvirate 


    .


  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,631
    This Easter Sunday, B-ball players are televising a game of remotely played
    H O R S E - an old jailhouse game.
  • SmellymanSmellyman Posts: 4,524
    CM189191 said:


    We could have had Hillary

    Kamala 2024

    President Tsai Ing-Wen

    Taiwan even gets screwed in memes and Taiwan has done the best of them all.

  • GlowGirlGlowGirl Posts: 10,874
    Cant find one for Pearl Jam.  Hoping someone here can.

    For those into the holy triumvirate 


    .


    Couldn’t find PJ. But Amazon also has one for Queen. Delivery time was a month out though. 
  • i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
    6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
    Because trump caused the virus and closed down everything!  Damn him!  I had a shitty cheeseburger yesterday... damn you trump!
    I'm like an opening band for your mom.
  • CM189191CM189191 Posts: 6,927
    Smellyman said:
    CM189191 said:


    We could have had Hillary

    Kamala 2024

    President Tsai Ing-Wen

    Taiwan even gets screwed in memes and Taiwan has done the best of them all.


    That's because the president of Taiwan is Xi Jinping
    *ducks*
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,631
    edited April 2020
    For anyone interested, the Canadian government has released our Federal models of projected rates/outcomes.

    Edit: Project 22,580 - 31,850 cases with 700 deaths by April 16. Cases double every 3-5 days, slower than some countries.11 K-300 K deaths first wave which could peak end of spring ending in summer, with new normal of smaller outbreaks thereafter. Trudeau speaks of staying home next couple of months.

    6-8 months or 1 year-1.5 years of measures in place.
    Post edited by Spunkie on
  • SmellymanSmellyman Posts: 4,524
    CM189191 said:
    Smellyman said:
    CM189191 said:


    We could have had Hillary

    Kamala 2024

    President Tsai Ing-Wen

    Taiwan even gets screwed in memes and Taiwan has done the best of them all.


    That's because the president of Taiwan is Xi Jinping
    *ducks*

    Virtual ~stink eye~
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 38,953
    i saw that new unemployment claims are at 6.6 million. trump has the best numbers.
    6.6 million on TOP of the previous 10 million. Team Trump Treason has the best, biggest, most beautiful and incredible numbers. Brilliant brilliance in all its brilliancy. Some might call it 3D chess.
    Because trump caused the virus and closed down everything!  Damn him!  I had a shitty cheeseburger yesterday... damn you trump!
    No, because the Team Trump Treason Administration knew of the potential for a pandemic since November and completely and utterly failed at the response and continue to do so. Did you make that cheeseburger yourself?
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