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Why does Pearl Jam hate Texas?

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    It may have been mentioned, but Louise was right.
    9/7/98, 8/3/00, 9/4/00, 4/15/03, 7/1/03, 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 5/24/06, 5/25/06, 6/17/08, 6/22/08, 6/28/08, 6/30/08, 5/17/10, 10/15/13, 10/16/13.
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    FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    It may have been mentioned, but Louise was right.


    Who is Louise and right about what?
    DAL-7/5/98,10/17/00,6/9/03,11/15/13
    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
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    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
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    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
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    suns22suns22 Posts: 94
    Someone must have told Eddie there's only steers and queers in Texas.


    But seriously, did anyone else feel like they got kicked in the nuts when the heard about the ACL line up?
    San Antonio '03
    Houston '03
    Dallas '03
    Hopefully more to come in TX.......some day.
    Bonnaroo '08
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    josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 28,457
    maybe they don't like those big 5gl cowboy hats that all you guys wear down there ,and branding those steers probably doesn't sit well with stone ...;)
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    suns22 wrote:
    Someone must have told Eddie there's only steers and queers in Texas.


    But seriously, did anyone else feel like they got kicked in the nuts when the heard about the ACL line up?
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    abyanksabyanks Posts: 59
    ##. Because its not NYC and there is no Garden.
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    slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    Two words, one initial.

    Think about it.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
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    LukinFanLukinFan Florida Posts: 29,028
    Two words, one initial.

    Think about it.
    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, huh?
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    slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    jwillmo wrote:
    I would just like to point out that most of those don't apply to Austin, the little blue dot in a sea of red. Except for Matthew McConaughey, we take full responsibility for that one. Sorry. I coulda sworn he owned at least one shirt when he lived here, though.

    Also, could we keep the responses to only those who've actually been to Texas, there are enough true stereotypes without the made-up ones (we all ride horses, etc.) It's been pretty fair so far, but I could see this thread getting ridiculous.

    Thank you.

    I've lived in Texas my whole life ... and while, I'll admit there are some douchebags that live here, I'm not 100 percent sure there are more douchebags per capita than anywhere else ... it's a big fucking state.

    As for the argument that PJ can't sell here ... well, every show I've been to in this state, and I've basically been to every one since '95, has been sold out. Even Lubbock fucking Texas, which is the like the sweat ball on the armpit of America.

    Of course, they haven't been here in five fucking years and counting, so maybe their appeal has dwindled here since then. I still find it hard to believe that they couldn't play one show in the second largest state in the union and sell tickets ... but what do I know?

    I don't neccesarily mind their anti-Texas stance, mind you. I get to see plenty of America because of it ... it would just be nice, once every half decade, to be able to sleep in my own bed the night after seeing Pearl Jam.
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    slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    LukinFan wrote:
    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, huh?

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    weenieweenie Posts: 1,623
    Joel Osteen.....
    isn't he from Dallas or Houston?
    I know he makes ME feel like upchucking....
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    FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    weenie wrote:
    Joel Osteen.....
    isn't he from Dallas or Houston?
    I know he makes ME feel like upchucking....

    Houston. But I agree.
    DAL-7/5/98,10/17/00,6/9/03,11/15/13
    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
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    The Spurs are a boring ass team to watch and they ruin the NBA finals every year.

    i will have to disagree with you on that one. i can't help it that the spurs are fucking awesome.

    as for this thread: i don't think the guys necessarily hate texas... i can remember one of the best shows i got to see was San Antonio in 03- the energy was just insane.

    i am super bummed though, that they aren't on the bill for ACL- I'm sure a ton of people would go (ahem..... ME) just to see them there. it's been 3 years since my last acl and that's three years too long.

    oh well, here's hoping for next year.

    ps- go spurs go.
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    pjl44pjl44 Posts: 8,410
    Hmmmmmmm....

    http://www.pbs.org/mediashift/files/George%20W.%20Bush.JPG

    Seriously, though, it's probably the steroids in baseball thing. Christ, you guys were ground zero. Canseco, Juan Gone, Pudge, Palmeiro...
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    moses562moses562 Posts: 1,382
    I had to pause and reply to this real quick before reading on... Texas DOES NOT HAVE MOUNTAINS... there are many hills... some which might look like mountains... but no REAL mountains... I will never be able to accept this and I've been in Texas for about 18 years now... I've climbed REAL mountains... seen real mountains... mountains are breath-taking... and I know that this is just my OPINION.
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    LedbetterdaysLedbetterdays Round Rock, Texas Posts: 555
    The real "Jeremy" was from Texas--at least one of them and we all know what that video did.
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    TheLostSoulTheLostSoul Posts: 773
    :( shrugs. im indifferent about the whole thing again... tired of hyping myself up for something that wont happen.
    I miss you hippiemom.
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    Drew263Drew263 Birmingham, AL Posts: 602
    MrSmith wrote:
    I've been in Houston 4 months and it blows, but i'm perfectly willling to drive to Austin to see PJ. and everyone loves Austin, right?

    Dude, you're from the big easy. Not enough murder and violence in Houston for you?
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    suns22suns22 Posts: 94
    When Eddie lived in Houston for a short time as a child, he was bit by fire ants (he told the houston crowd in '03).

    He's hated Texas and ants ever since then.
    San Antonio '03
    Houston '03
    Dallas '03
    Hopefully more to come in TX.......some day.
    Bonnaroo '08
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    drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
    moses562 wrote:
    I had to pause and reply to this real quick before reading on... Texas DOES NOT HAVE MOUNTAINS... there are many hills... some which might look like mountains... but no REAL mountains... I will never be able to accept this and I've been in Texas for about 18 years now... I've climbed REAL mountains... seen real mountains... mountains are breath-taking... and I know that this is just my OPINION.

    Big Bend doesn't count?
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    KertokovichKertokovich Posts: 193
    I was born here, and live here and for the most part.....can't stand this place.

    More good reasons for Pearl Jam not playing would be:
    1. The Koffe Kup Kafe just south of me on Hwy 281 in Hico, I believe. Surely it was not meant to intimidate.
    2. I sign I remember seeing as a kid in Bowie, TX letting all black people know they better be gone before dark or they would never see the sun rise.
    3. TCEQ - Permitting Millions of Polluters Every Day
    4. The Mavericks blowing the 2006 Championship
    5. More children without insurance than any other state
    6. Radio Stations 570 KLIF and especially WBAP 820 with their barrage of Limbaugh, Hannity, Levin.
    7. The "We are the best" attitude, along with "Love it or Leave It"
    8. The "Liberals Suck and You'll Take My Gun Only from My Cold Dead Hand" Bumber stickers that dot the back of pick up windows.
    9. "Wife beaters, Fuckin Wifebeaters" - some of you remember that, you have to, actually one of my greatest moments in Texas.
    10. George W., It's already been said but it can't be said enough.


    I remember Ed saying in 03 that they wouldn't be back for a long while. Now I wonder will it ever happen.
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    Jason PJason P Posts: 19,124
    moses562 wrote:
    I had to pause and reply to this real quick before reading on... Texas DOES NOT HAVE MOUNTAINS... there are many hills... some which might look like mountains... but no REAL mountains... I will never be able to accept this and I've been in Texas for about 18 years now... I've climbed REAL mountains... seen real mountains... mountains are breath-taking... and I know that this is just my OPINION.

    As noted above, travel down to Big Bend and the Chisos Mountains. You get up around 8,000 feet. It's not the Cascades, but it's worth checking out. I've yet to make it down there, but it is on my list of places to go backpacking.
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    KertokovichKertokovich Posts: 193
    I've lived in Texas my whole life ... and while, I'll admit there are some douchebags that live here, I'm not 100 percent sure there are more douchebags per capita than anywhere else ... it's a big fucking state.

    As for the argument that PJ can't sell here ... well, every show I've been to in this state, and I've basically been to every one since '95, has been sold out. Even Lubbock fucking Texas, which is the like the sweat ball on the armpit of America.

    Of course, they haven't been here in five fucking years and counting, so maybe their appeal has dwindled here since then. I still find it hard to believe that they couldn't play one show in the second largest state in the union and sell tickets ... but what do I know?

    I don't neccesarily mind their anti-Texas stance, mind you. I get to see plenty of America because of it ... it would just be nice, once every half decade, to be able to sleep in my own bed the night after seeing Pearl Jam.

    If only I could afford to travel to tother places I would, I still would now if it was an ajoining state, but hell closest thing I can find of late has been Denver, with a short set or Tennessee and I can't afford the festival tickets. I agree all the shows I have been to in Dallas were well attended. It is a burnout, I knew I should not have got my hopes up for Sept. 25
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    CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,253
    They fear Dennis Rodman will show up again and not want to get off the stage!
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    InHiding19InHiding19 Posts: 2,385
    cause Texas sucks thats why
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    KertokovichKertokovich Posts: 193
    Agreed! Why the fuck can't I convince my wife to move. Of course I would just want to move back to a state where Pearl Jam is more rare.
    Can't You Feel This World, With Your Heart and Not Your Brain
    Nov. 1993 OKC
    Sept. 1995 Austin
    July 1998 Kansas City
    Oct. 2000 Dallas
    June 2003 Dallas
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    well. maybe it's because there's only two things from texas.
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    slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    moses562 wrote:
    I had to pause and reply to this real quick before reading on... Texas DOES NOT HAVE MOUNTAINS... there are many hills... some which might look like mountains... but no REAL mountains... I will never be able to accept this and I've been in Texas for about 18 years now... I've climbed REAL mountains... seen real mountains... mountains are breath-taking... and I know that this is just my OPINION.

    Have you ever been to El Paso? The Davis Mountains?

    I mean, it ain't Kilamanjaro, but they are mountains by the geological definition.
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    KertokovichKertokovich Posts: 193
    On Mountains, Oklahoma also has some very old "Clash and Fold" Mountains.
    Can't You Feel This World, With Your Heart and Not Your Brain
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    Sept. 1995 Austin
    July 1998 Kansas City
    Oct. 2000 Dallas
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    suns22suns22 Posts: 94
    When I see Pearl Jam at bonnaroo, I might bring a sign that says:

    "Play TEXAS, you pussies!"
    San Antonio '03
    Houston '03
    Dallas '03
    Hopefully more to come in TX.......some day.
    Bonnaroo '08
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