I can tell you for sure that any event, no matter what, at Starplex (smirnoff/superpages.com center) will bring out all the mulleted rednecks. That's one culture that is hard to embrace, in fact, it's a big turnoff if that's one of your impressions of the city.
Yet they always seem to play Jersey and NY which IMO is filled with far worse Douchebags than the redneck circuit could ever bring forth
21. Another reason they don't come here is Dallas is home to almost all known $30,000 millionaires.
So true.
How about:
Lack of good public transportation
Our intolerance towards immigrants
Rick Perry
Hogging the Ogallala Acquier
Too many guns
Our craptacular school system
Religious nuts (I'm looking at you, crazy pedophiles over there in West TX)
drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Lack of good public transportation
Our intolerance towards immigrants
Rick Perry
Hogging the Ogallala Acquier
Too many guns
Our craptacular school system
Religious nuts (I'm looking at you, crazy pedophiles over there in West TX)
Yeah, I forgot all about the polygamist compound!!
Fire Ants - I don't know if other states have those little fuckers but they might as well be the state animal down here.
Fire Ants came into the U.S. via the Port of Mobile, Alabama....first documented by a very young E.O. Wilson (who's from Alabama!!!)....We gave the nation Fire Ants, but we gave the world E.O. Wilson.
I love Texas!!!! Great birding on the coast (which I have done) and in the Rio Grande Valley (which I have not done.) :( Great zoos in both Dallas and Fort Worth!!!!
...and Texas gave us......Whataburger!!!!!!
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
I love Texas!!!! Great birding on the coast (which I have done) and in the Rio Grande Valley (which I have not done.) :( Great zoos in both Dallas and Fort Worth!!!!
you're not kidding. tons o birds. they like to crap on my car every day.
Reasons:
fire ants, snakes, spiders
hot sticky muggy hurricane prone weather
self righteous rednecks and bohemians
country music in restaurants and supermarkets
"day and night, to cross this state"
Reasons to love:
Salt Lick BBQ
HEB/Central Market
Whataburger
reasonable beef prices
The Texas Zoo!!! (cutest little zoo ever)
Bluebonnets!
Piney Woods
Texas Hill Country
Indian Paintbrushes!
the shape of the state (seriously, its so cool)
Big Bend
i knelt and emptied the mouth of every PUG around...
Reasons to love:
Salt Lick BBQ
HEB/Central Market
Whataburger
reasonable beef prices
The Texas Zoo!!! (cutest little zoo ever)
Bluebonnets!
Piney Woods
Texas Hill Country
Indian Paintbrushes!
the shape of the state (seriously, its so cool)
Big Bend
Dr Pepper, hello!
drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
In all seriousness....The Dallas show I went to in '03 had to have been sold out. That place was jam packed. I happen to know exactly why they do not come to Texas anymore....
In all seriousness....The Dallas show I went to in '03 had to have been sold out. That place was jam packed. I happen to know exactly why they do not come to Texas anymore....
The Pizza sucks. End of story
CaptainEvenflow. :eek:
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EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
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In all seriousness....The Dallas show I went to in '03 had to have been sold out. That place was jam packed. I happen to know exactly why they do not come to Texas anymore....
The Pizza sucks. End of story
For Dallas area Pizza all you need is TJ'S Pizza in Denton. Best Pizza EVER! California Pizza Kitchen is second best.
In all seriousness....The Dallas show I went to in '03 had to have been sold out. That place was jam packed. I happen to know exactly why they do not come to Texas anymore....
The best Pizza to ever leave an oven is Congress Pizzeria on Michigan Ave. in Chicago. I grew up there. I happen to have some expertise in the Field, I have been managing an assembly line run- of -the mill Domino's in Texas for a long time. Do not argue with me on this one.
I was really hoping to see them included in the ACL line-up. I guess this means that there really is no chance of catching them this year. If they keep this up, the only people that will go see them are the people that followed the Grateful Dead endlessly.
....and I believe that Texas has at least two species of Grackles.
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
In all seriousness....The Dallas show I went to in '03 had to have been sold out. That place was jam packed. I happen to know exactly why they do not come to Texas anymore....
The Pizza sucks. End of story
Dude, everyone knows the that the Pizza sucks anywhere west of NY and south of Philly.
"If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
Too much BBQ! The smell of dead, roasted animals is everywhere and most of the band is veggie
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Mohandas K. Gandhi
~I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I was hoeing in a village garden, and I felt that I was more distinguished by that circumstance than I should have been by any epaulette I could have worn.~
Henry David Thoreau
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Yet they always seem to play Jersey and NY which IMO is filled with far worse Douchebags than the redneck circuit could ever bring forth
So true.
How about:
Lack of good public transportation
Our intolerance towards immigrants
Rick Perry
Hogging the Ogallala Acquier
Too many guns
Our craptacular school system
Religious nuts (I'm looking at you, crazy pedophiles over there in West TX)
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Next!"
Yeah, I forgot all about the polygamist compound!!
BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
HTFD-6/27/08
ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
OKC-11/16/13
SEA-12/6/13
TUL-10/8/14
They were just trying to help those kids!
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www.bonafidedarling.com
Never a truer statement made then that
I love Texas!!!! Great birding on the coast (which I have done) and in the Rio Grande Valley (which I have not done.) :( Great zoos in both Dallas and Fort Worth!!!!
...and Texas gave us......Whataburger!!!!!!
BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
HTFD-6/27/08
ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
OKC-11/16/13
SEA-12/6/13
TUL-10/8/14
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/
http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
I think most of them are in my yard.
BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
HTFD-6/27/08
ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
OKC-11/16/13
SEA-12/6/13
TUL-10/8/14
BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
HTFD-6/27/08
ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
OKC-11/16/13
SEA-12/6/13
TUL-10/8/14
you're not kidding. tons o birds. they like to crap on my car every day.
That's a good one. Grackles!
BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
HTFD-6/27/08
ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
OKC-11/16/13
SEA-12/6/13
TUL-10/8/14
fire ants, snakes, spiders
hot sticky muggy hurricane prone weather
self righteous rednecks and bohemians
country music in restaurants and supermarkets
"day and night, to cross this state"
Reasons to love:
Salt Lick BBQ
HEB/Central Market
Whataburger
reasonable beef prices
The Texas Zoo!!! (cutest little zoo ever)
Bluebonnets!
Piney Woods
Texas Hill Country
Indian Paintbrushes!
the shape of the state (seriously, its so cool)
Big Bend
7/5/98 dallas, 10/14/00 houston, 10/15/00 houston, 10/17/00 dallas, 4/5/03 san antonio, 4/6/03 houston, 6/9/03 dallas, 10/8/04 kissimmee
I hate those fucking things! And, I think they're moving in on the trees behind my house. Bleh!
www.myspace.com/lance_gray
www.bonafidedarling.com
Dr Pepper, hello!
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Next!"
The Pizza sucks. End of story
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
EV Solo: 7/11/11 11/12/12 11/13/12
Man, does it ever!!
p.s. - I think SENROCK likes your name!
BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
HTFD-6/27/08
ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
OKC-11/16/13
SEA-12/6/13
TUL-10/8/14
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
A whole counterculture of Jamaholics?
www.myspace.com/lance_gray
www.bonafidedarling.com
Even better!
BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
HTFD-6/27/08
ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
OKC-11/16/13
SEA-12/6/13
TUL-10/8/14
Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.
Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.
http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/
http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
Mohandas K. Gandhi
~I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I was hoeing in a village garden, and I felt that I was more distinguished by that circumstance than I should have been by any epaulette I could have worn.~
Henry David Thoreau