Dating as A PJ Fan

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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,500
    PJ_Soul said:
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:
    HesCalledDyer said:
    darwinstheory said:
    I have no desire whatsoever to have children. However, I don't mind practicing how to make them should I ever change my mind.
    I'm actually both surprised and very, very lucky I don't have any.  I was waaaaaayyyyyyyyy too careless "practicing how" in my 20's!!

    Must be shootin' blanks!
    Or there is a couple mini Dyers running around that you aren't aware of!
    Or option #3. :whistle:
    This is why I'm pro choice.
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 25
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,956
    Hobbes said:
    Dr., did you give the bartender a taste of Pearl Jam?
    :lol:
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    HesCalledDyer said:
    darwinstheory said:
    I have no desire whatsoever to have children. However, I don't mind practicing how to make them should I ever change my mind.
    I'm actually both surprised and very, very lucky I don't have any.  I was waaaaaayyyyyyyyy too careless "practicing how" in my 20's!!

    Must be shootin' blanks!
    I was told I couldn't have children and never used anything with my ex husband for all 4 years of our relationship. Turns out he's not sterile and neither was I. Thankfully, I didn't find that out until after I was married to a #2. Not even during our 3 years of dating. Now I have four kids. FOUR!!!  The last two using the pill and a condom, respectively. Thankfully, they don't have as much ahole  DNA as they would have had loser #1 knocked me up. How crazy lucky is that?
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    I'm very stoned. I ramble when I'm stoned. A lot. Apologies in advance. 
  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 15,011
    I miss being stoned. Its been 18 years. Sigh


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,489
    ^^^FoOUR?!?!? Can you let me know what kind of condoms not to wear!?!?!
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,500
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Hobbes said:
    Dr., did you give the bartender a taste of Pearl Jam?
    :lol:
    Is this what they call The Fixer Story?
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 25
  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,489
    HesCalledDyer said:
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Hobbes said:
    Dr., did you give the bartender a taste of Pearl Jam?
    :lol:
    Is this what they call The Fixer Story?
    If somethin's harrrrrddd have her put a spit shinin' on it!
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    darwinstheory said:
    ^^^FoOUR?!?!? Can you let me know what kind of condoms not to wear!?!?!
    Hahaha. I used a few different ones. Can't remember the ultimate fail, but after my fourth, I wasn't going to take any chances and do more "market research". I got snipped so fast! And yes, I'm a control freak with no medical training and yet I questioned the doctors and nurses the entire time!!! Damn did I have to bring in a lot of thank you goodies to make up for that last one! But, yay! I'm fixed! My crazy ass can't reproduce again. :triumph:
    I feel a parade may be in order to celebrate. 
    :joy:
  • jnimhaoileoin
    jnimhaoileoin Baile Átha Cliath Posts: 2,682
    RogueStoner said:
    darwinstheory said:
    ^^^FoOUR?!?!? Can you let me know what kind of condoms not to wear!?!?!
    Hahaha. I used a few different ones. Can't remember the ultimate fail, but after my fourth, I wasn't going to take any chances and do more "market research". I got snipped so fast! And yes, I'm a control freak with no medical training and yet I questioned the doctors and nurses the entire time!!! Damn did I have to bring in a lot of thank you goodies to make up for that last one! But, yay! I'm fixed! My crazy ass can't reproduce again. :triumph:
    I feel a parade may be in order to celebrate. 
    :joy:
    You're female right? What did you have snipped? :tongue:
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    jnimhaoileoin said:
    RogueStoner said:
    darwinstheory said:
    ^^^FoOUR?!?!? Can you let me know what kind of condoms not to wear!?!?!
    Hahaha. I used a few different ones. Can't remember the ultimate fail, but after my fourth, I wasn't going to take any chances and do more "market research". I got snipped so fast! And yes, I'm a control freak with no medical training and yet I questioned the doctors and nurses the entire time!!! Damn did I have to bring in a lot of thank you goodies to make up for that last one! But, yay! I'm fixed! My crazy ass can't reproduce again. :triumph:
    I feel a parade may be in order to celebrate. 
    :joy:
    You're female right? What did you have snipped? :tongue:
    I think I meant my Fallopian tubes but I see your point. Me and my dumb phrasing!  :lol: 
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited November 2017
    RogueStoner said:
    jnimhaoileoin said:
    RogueStoner said:
    darwinstheory said:
    ^^^FoOUR?!?!? Can you let me know what kind of condoms not to wear!?!?!
    Hahaha. I used a few different ones. Can't remember the ultimate fail, but after my fourth, I wasn't going to take any chances and do more "market research". I got snipped so fast! And yes, I'm a control freak with no medical training and yet I questioned the doctors and nurses the entire time!!! Damn did I have to bring in a lot of thank you goodies to make up for that last one! But, yay! I'm fixed! My crazy ass can't reproduce again. :triumph:
    I feel a parade may be in order to celebrate. 
    :joy:
    You're female right? What did you have snipped? :tongue:
    I think I meant my Fallopian tubes but I see your point. Me and my dumb phrasing!  :lol: 
    So did you opt for the more intrusive and complicated operation because you're a control freak (your words!) or because your husband was too chickenshit to get snipped?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,489
    I hooked up a few times with a woman that told me she had been "tied". A few years later she married one of my best friends and actually got the procedure done. That's some evil shit!
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,892
    My ex knew a guy who got snipped because he just didn't want kids. Then his wife got pregnant, so the guy flipped out, accused her of cheating on him, and left her .... Once the baby was born she got a paternity test done, and whoops! it was his baby after all. His vasectomy didn't quite take - a few of his boys got through anyway. Not sure if they repaired the relationship or not.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    PJ_Soul said:
    My ex knew a guy who got snipped because he just didn't want kids. Then his wife got pregnant, so the guy flipped out, accused her of cheating on him, and left her .... Once the baby was born she got a paternity test done, and whoops! it was his baby after all. His vasectomy didn't quite take - a few of his boys got through anyway. Not sure if they repaired the relationship or not.
    What a dickhead. It’s fairly well known that the procedure is not always 100% effective. Hope that he’s helping to raise the child but that the wife never took him back and is collecting a hefty alimony on top of child support. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,892
    dankind said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    My ex knew a guy who got snipped because he just didn't want kids. Then his wife got pregnant, so the guy flipped out, accused her of cheating on him, and left her .... Once the baby was born she got a paternity test done, and whoops! it was his baby after all. His vasectomy didn't quite take - a few of his boys got through anyway. Not sure if they repaired the relationship or not.
    What a dickhead. It’s fairly well known that the procedure is not always 100% effective. Hope that he’s helping to raise the child but that the wife never took him back and is collecting a hefty alimony on top of child support. 
    Right?! Obviously his wife was swearing up and down that she hadn't cheated and that he had to be the dad, but this idiot absolutely refused to believe her or that there was a chance it could be his. It's like he went nuts or something. I'd never forgive him if I were her.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    I want woman who good with plough.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Hobbes said:
    Dr., did you give the bartender a taste of Pearl Jam?
    Daaaaayum......
    Not yet, hoping to.
    I'm thinking 10 cc's should do the trick.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    I want woman who good with plough.
    TarzAn? That you?
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    dankind said:
    RogueStoner said:
    jnimhaoileoin said:
    RogueStoner said:
    darwinstheory said:
    ^^^FoOUR?!?!? Can you let me know what kind of condoms not to wear!?!?!
    Hahaha. I used a few different ones. Can't remember the ultimate fail, but after my fourth, I wasn't going to take any chances and do more "market research". I got snipped so fast! And yes, I'm a control freak with no medical training and yet I questioned the doctors and nurses the entire time!!! Damn did I have to bring in a lot of thank you goodies to make up for that last one! But, yay! I'm fixed! My crazy ass can't reproduce again. :triumph:
    I feel a parade may be in order to celebrate. 
    :joy:
    You're female right? What did you have snipped? :tongue:
    I think I meant my Fallopian tubes but I see your point. Me and my dumb phrasing!  :lol: 
    So did you opt for the more intrusive and complicated operation because you're a control freak (your words!) or because your husband was too chickenshit to get snipped?
    Convenience of an emergency c-section. 
    I'm sure he just forgot. :weary:

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