I have no desire whatsoever to have children. However, I don't mind practicing how to make them should I ever change my mind.
I'm actually both surprised and very, very lucky I don't have any. I was waaaaaayyyyyyyyy too careless "practicing how" in my 20's!!
Must be shootin' blanks!
I don't know how I'd feel if I found out I shot blanks. Part of me would be ready to GET BUSY NOW!!!. The other part would think of all the "practicing" I did in a needlessly overly safe manner all of these years.
"A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
I have no desire whatsoever to have children. However, I don't mind practicing how to make them should I ever change my mind.
I'm actually both surprised and very, very lucky I don't have any. I was waaaaaayyyyyyyyy too careless "practicing how" in my 20's!!
Must be shootin' blanks!
I was told I couldn't have children and never used anything with my ex husband for all 4 years of our relationship. Turns out he's not sterile and neither was I. Thankfully, I didn't find that out until after I was married to a #2. Not even during our 3 years of dating. Now I have four kids. FOUR!!! The last two using the pill and a condom, respectively. Thankfully, they don't have as much ahole DNA as they would have had loser #1 knocked me up. How crazy lucky is that?
^^^FoOUR?!?!? Can you let me know what kind of condoms not to wear!?!?!
Hahaha. I used a few different ones. Can't remember the ultimate fail, but after my fourth, I wasn't going to take any chances and do more "market research". I got snipped so fast! And yes, I'm a control freak with no medical training and yet I questioned the doctors and nurses the entire time!!! Damn did I have to bring in a lot of thank you goodies to make up for that last one! But, yay! I'm fixed! My crazy ass can't reproduce again. I feel a parade may be in order to celebrate.
^^^FoOUR?!?!? Can you let me know what kind of condoms not to wear!?!?!
Hahaha. I used a few different ones. Can't remember the ultimate fail, but after my fourth, I wasn't going to take any chances and do more "market research". I got snipped so fast! And yes, I'm a control freak with no medical training and yet I questioned the doctors and nurses the entire time!!! Damn did I have to bring in a lot of thank you goodies to make up for that last one! But, yay! I'm fixed! My crazy ass can't reproduce again. I feel a parade may be in order to celebrate.
^^^FoOUR?!?!? Can you let me know what kind of condoms not to wear!?!?!
Hahaha. I used a few different ones. Can't remember the ultimate fail, but after my fourth, I wasn't going to take any chances and do more "market research". I got snipped so fast! And yes, I'm a control freak with no medical training and yet I questioned the doctors and nurses the entire time!!! Damn did I have to bring in a lot of thank you goodies to make up for that last one! But, yay! I'm fixed! My crazy ass can't reproduce again. I feel a parade may be in order to celebrate.
You're female right? What did you have snipped?
I think I meant my Fallopian tubes but I see your point. Me and my dumb phrasing!
^^^FoOUR?!?!? Can you let me know what kind of condoms not to wear!?!?!
Hahaha. I used a few different ones. Can't remember the ultimate fail, but after my fourth, I wasn't going to take any chances and do more "market research". I got snipped so fast! And yes, I'm a control freak with no medical training and yet I questioned the doctors and nurses the entire time!!! Damn did I have to bring in a lot of thank you goodies to make up for that last one! But, yay! I'm fixed! My crazy ass can't reproduce again. I feel a parade may be in order to celebrate.
You're female right? What did you have snipped?
I think I meant my Fallopian tubes but I see your point. Me and my dumb phrasing!
So did you opt for the more intrusive and complicated operation because you're a control freak (your words!) or because your husband was too chickenshit to get snipped?
I hooked up a few times with a woman that told me she had been "tied". A few years later she married one of my best friends and actually got the procedure done. That's some evil shit!
"A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
My ex knew a guy who got snipped because he just didn't want kids. Then his wife got pregnant, so the guy flipped out, accused her of cheating on him, and left her .... Once the baby was born she got a paternity test done, and whoops! it was his baby after all. His vasectomy didn't quite take - a few of his boys got through anyway. Not sure if they repaired the relationship or not.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
My ex knew a guy who got snipped because he just didn't want kids. Then his wife got pregnant, so the guy flipped out, accused her of cheating on him, and left her .... Once the baby was born she got a paternity test done, and whoops! it was his baby after all. His vasectomy didn't quite take - a few of his boys got through anyway. Not sure if they repaired the relationship or not.
What a dickhead. It’s fairly well known that the procedure is not always 100% effective. Hope that he’s helping to raise the child but that the wife never took him back and is collecting a hefty alimony on top of child support.
My ex knew a guy who got snipped because he just didn't want kids. Then his wife got pregnant, so the guy flipped out, accused her of cheating on him, and left her .... Once the baby was born she got a paternity test done, and whoops! it was his baby after all. His vasectomy didn't quite take - a few of his boys got through anyway. Not sure if they repaired the relationship or not.
What a dickhead. It’s fairly well known that the procedure is not always 100% effective. Hope that he’s helping to raise the child but that the wife never took him back and is collecting a hefty alimony on top of child support.
Right?! Obviously his wife was swearing up and down that she hadn't cheated and that he had to be the dad, but this idiot absolutely refused to believe her or that there was a chance it could be his. It's like he went nuts or something. I'd never forgive him if I were her.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
^^^FoOUR?!?!? Can you let me know what kind of condoms not to wear!?!?!
Hahaha. I used a few different ones. Can't remember the ultimate fail, but after my fourth, I wasn't going to take any chances and do more "market research". I got snipped so fast! And yes, I'm a control freak with no medical training and yet I questioned the doctors and nurses the entire time!!! Damn did I have to bring in a lot of thank you goodies to make up for that last one! But, yay! I'm fixed! My crazy ass can't reproduce again. I feel a parade may be in order to celebrate.
You're female right? What did you have snipped?
I think I meant my Fallopian tubes but I see your point. Me and my dumb phrasing!
So did you opt for the more intrusive and complicated operation because you're a control freak (your words!) or because your husband was too chickenshit to get snipped?
Convenience of an emergency c-section. I'm sure he just forgot.
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Must be shootin' blanks!
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
Did she (or he,) like Pearl Jam?
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
(And for her, I hope!)
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I feel a parade may be in order to celebrate.
Not yet, hoping to.
I'm thinking 10 cc's should do the trick.
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
I'm sure he just forgot.