This is also a real thing, available on Amazon. Maybe some of you could actually use this! So convenient, to carry it around your neck. You won't lose your slice, and it's already pretty close to your mouth.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
Spiritual are you using scissors to cut that slice of pizza?
This is becoming a legit thing apparently. I saw Gordon Ramsey and 3 of his Italian chef friends, one of whom owned the famous pizza restaurant in Italy that they were at, and they were all fucking cutting the pizza with scissors. I don't like it, but it is officially "the thing to do", lol.
Fuck the thing to do. You don’t use scissors to cut pizza ally!!!! I don’t see how scissors can be used when cutting a whole pie.
I second this whole-heartedly.
The only thing worse than using scissors to cut a pie is putting ice cubes in wine, damn it!
Spiritual are you using scissors to cut that slice of pizza?
This is becoming a legit thing apparently. I saw Gordon Ramsey and 3 of his Italian chef friends, one of whom owned the famous pizza restaurant in Italy that they were at, and they were all fucking cutting the pizza with scissors. I don't like it, but it is officially "the thing to do", lol.
Fuck the thing to do. You don’t use scissors to cut pizza ally!!!! I don’t see how scissors can be used when cutting a whole pie.
I second this whole-heartedly.
The only thing worse than using scissors to cut a pie is putting ice cubes in wine, damn it!
WHO THE FUCK IS PUTTING ICE IN THEIR WINE?
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Spiritual are you using scissors to cut that slice of pizza?
This is becoming a legit thing apparently. I saw Gordon Ramsey and 3 of his Italian chef friends, one of whom owned the famous pizza restaurant in Italy that they were at, and they were all fucking cutting the pizza with scissors. I don't like it, but it is officially "the thing to do", lol.
Fuck the thing to do. You don’t use scissors to cut pizza ally!!!! I don’t see how scissors can be used when cutting a whole pie.
I agree - I'd never do it!
Also, WHY CAN'T YOU SPELL MY NAME RIGHT?!?! I've told you how to probably 10 times!
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
This is also a real thing, available on Amazon. Maybe some of you could actually use this! So convenient, to carry it around your neck. You won't lose your slice, and it's already pretty close to your mouth.
Hahaha!
I wonder if anyone has purchased this.
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Spiritual are you using scissors to cut that slice of pizza?
This is becoming a legit thing apparently. I saw Gordon Ramsey and 3 of his Italian chef friends, one of whom owned the famous pizza restaurant in Italy that they were at, and they were all fucking cutting the pizza with scissors. I don't like it, but it is officially "the thing to do", lol.
Fuck the thing to do. You don’t use scissors to cut pizza ally!!!! I don’t see how scissors can be used when cutting a whole pie.
I agree - I'd never do it!
Also, WHY CAN'T YOU SPELL MY NAME RIGHT?!?! I've told you how to probably 10 times!
I am sorry alliey!!!! I PUT ICE IN MY WINE but I would never ever use scissors to cut pizza. What is next, eating pizza with chopsticks?!?!
Spiritual are you using scissors to cut that slice of pizza?
This is becoming a legit thing apparently. I saw Gordon Ramsey and 3 of his Italian chef friends, one of whom owned the famous pizza restaurant in Italy that they were at, and they were all fucking cutting the pizza with scissors. I don't like it, but it is officially "the thing to do", lol.
Fuck the thing to do. You don’t use scissors to cut pizza ally!!!! I don’t see how scissors can be used when cutting a whole pie.
I agree - I'd never do it!
Also, WHY CAN'T YOU SPELL MY NAME RIGHT?!?! I've told you how to probably 10 times!
I am sorry alliey!!!! I PUT ICE IN MY WINE but I would never ever use scissors to cut pizza. What is next, eating pizza with chopsticks?!?!
I used to eat my cheerios with a corkscrew when I was a kid. Anything is possible.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
Spiritual are you using scissors to cut that slice of pizza?
This is becoming a legit thing apparently. I saw Gordon Ramsey and 3 of his Italian chef friends, one of whom owned the famous pizza restaurant in Italy that they were at, and they were all fucking cutting the pizza with scissors. I don't like it, but it is officially "the thing to do", lol.
Fuck the thing to do. You don’t use scissors to cut pizza ally!!!! I don’t see how scissors can be used when cutting a whole pie.
I agree - I'd never do it!
Also, WHY CAN'T YOU SPELL MY NAME RIGHT?!?! I've told you how to probably 10 times!
I am sorry alliey!!!! I PUT ICE IN MY WINE but I would never ever use scissors to cut pizza. What is next, eating pizza with chopsticks?!?!
The worst is when people eat sushi with a fork.
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Spiritual are you using scissors to cut that slice of pizza?
This is becoming a legit thing apparently. I saw Gordon Ramsey and 3 of his Italian chef friends, one of whom owned the famous pizza restaurant in Italy that they were at, and they were all fucking cutting the pizza with scissors. I don't like it, but it is officially "the thing to do", lol.
Fuck the thing to do. You don’t use scissors to cut pizza ally!!!! I don’t see how scissors can be used when cutting a whole pie.
I agree - I'd never do it!
Also, WHY CAN'T YOU SPELL MY NAME RIGHT?!?! I've told you how to probably 10 times!
I am sorry alliey!!!! I PUT ICE IN MY WINE but I would never ever use scissors to cut pizza. What is next, eating pizza with chopsticks?!?!
The worst is when people eat sushi with a fork.
Lol, I've actually never even seen that! I have seen people eating hot wings with a knife and fork though. That's just fucked up.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
Spiritual are you using scissors to cut that slice of pizza?
This is becoming a legit thing apparently. I saw Gordon Ramsey and 3 of his Italian chef friends, one of whom owned the famous pizza restaurant in Italy that they were at, and they were all fucking cutting the pizza with scissors. I don't like it, but it is officially "the thing to do", lol.
Fuck the thing to do. You don’t use scissors to cut pizza ally!!!! I don’t see how scissors can be used when cutting a whole pie.
I agree - I'd never do it!
Also, WHY CAN'T YOU SPELL MY NAME RIGHT?!?! I've told you how to probably 10 times!
I am sorry alliey!!!! I PUT ICE IN MY WINE but I would never ever use scissors to cut pizza. What is next, eating pizza with chopsticks?!?!
The worst is when people eat sushi with a fork.
Lol, I've actually never even seen that! I have seen people eating hot wings with a knife and fork though. That's just fucked up.
Haha eating wings with a fork is awful! Never seen that. I have seen sushi with a fork though. It’s brutal. I mean I get that some people done use chop sticks every day, but it’s not like it’s performing brain surgery ffs
That is awesome! So Brett I started eating sushi in college. I worked at the mall (pac sun) and would pass the food court on the way in. Everyday I would pass this little to go place and one day I got a philly roll to go. During lunch I opened it up and found six philly rolls, wasabi, ginger, and soy sauce. I looked at my buddy and asked him how the hell to eat this. Now maybe he was messing with me but because of this guy I have been eating sushi the same way since 1998. I grab a roll, throw some wasabi on top of it, then a nice slice of ginger on top of the wasabi. I then dip the sushi/wasabi/ginger combo into soy sauce; I must say it is good as hell. I had no clue that I was doing it wrong until I read your post the other day. Lol
That is awesome! So Brett I started eating sushi in college. I worked at the mall (pac sun) and would pass the food court on the way in. Everyday I would pass this little to go place and one day I got a philly roll to go. During lunch I opened it up and found six philly rolls, wasabi, ginger, and soy sauce. I looked at my buddy and asked him how the hell to eat this. Now maybe he was messing with me but because of this guy I have been eating sushi the same way since 1998. I grab a roll, throw some wasabi on top of it, then a nice slice of ginger on top of the wasabi. I then dip the sushi/wasabi/ginger combo into soy sauce; I must say it is good as hell. I had no clue that I was doing it wrong until I read your post the other day. Lol
Slice, the final frontier These are the voyages of the starship Pizza Pies It’s continuing mission: to explore strange, new sauce To seek out new meats and new vegetable toppings To boldly go where no cheese has gone before
Slice, the final frontier These are the voyages of the starship Pizza Pies It’s continuing mission: to explore strange, new sauce To seek out new meats and new vegetable toppings To boldly go where no cheese has gone before
This is also a real thing, available on Amazon. Maybe some of you could actually use this! So convenient, to carry it around your neck. You won't lose your slice, and it's already pretty close to your mouth.
da fuck? Has anyone actually seen one of these being used?
I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
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This is also a real thing, available on Amazon. Maybe some of you could actually use this! So convenient, to carry it around your neck. You won't lose your slice, and it's already pretty close to your mouth.
da fuck? Has anyone actually seen one of these being used?
There are all sorts of crazy products made -- does not, in any way, legitimize such stupidity.
Slice, the final frontier These are the voyages of the starship Pizza Pies It’s continuing mission: to explore strange, new sauce To seek out new meats and new vegetable toppings To boldly go where no cheese has gone before
This is also a real thing, available on Amazon. Maybe some of you could actually use this! So convenient, to carry it around your neck. You won't lose your slice, and it's already pretty close to your mouth.
da fuck? Has anyone actually seen one of these being used?
Okay I'm dead serious: I got one of these for Christmas one year. No shit. It wasn't exactly the same, but it was really close.
It was from my wife's Grandmother. Sometimes you get some weird shit from old folks. I feigned enthusiasm and acted like it would be so useful.
Slice, the final frontier These are the voyages of the starship Pizza Pies It’s continuing mission: to explore strange, new sauce To seek out new meats and new vegetable toppings To boldly go where no cheese has gone before
This is also a real thing, available on Amazon. Maybe some of you could actually use this! So convenient, to carry it around your neck. You won't lose your slice, and it's already pretty close to your mouth.
da fuck? Has anyone actually seen one of these being used?
Okay I'm dead serious: I got one of these for Christmas one year. No shit. It wasn't exactly the same, but it was really close.
It was from my wife's Grandmother. Sometimes you get some weird shit from old folks. I feigned enthusiasm and acted like it would be so useful.
This is also a real thing, available on Amazon. Maybe some of you could actually use this! So convenient, to carry it around your neck. You won't lose your slice, and it's already pretty close to your mouth.
da fuck? Has anyone actually seen one of these being used?
Okay I'm dead serious: I got one of these for Christmas one year. No shit. It wasn't exactly the same, but it was really close.
It was from my wife's Grandmother. Sometimes you get some weird shit from old folks. I feigned enthusiasm and acted like it would be so useful.
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The only thing worse than using scissors to cut a pie is putting ice cubes in wine, damn it!
THE
FUCK
IS
PUTTING
ICE
IN
THEIR
WINE?
I PUT ICE IN MY WINE but I would never ever use scissors to cut pizza. What is next, eating pizza with chopsticks?!?!
Classic!
I grab a roll, throw some wasabi on top of it, then a nice slice of ginger on top of the wasabi. I then dip the sushi/wasabi/ginger combo into soy sauce; I must say it is good as hell.
I had no clue that I was doing it wrong until I read your post the other day. Lol
If I'm ever in a Secret Santa group... and I draw Scruffy... I'm getting him this lol.
Slice, the final frontier
These are the voyages of the starship Pizza Pies
It’s continuing mission: to explore strange, new sauce
To seek out new meats and new vegetable toppings
To boldly go where no cheese has gone before
Okay I'm dead serious: I got one of these for Christmas one year. No shit. It wasn't exactly the same, but it was really close.
It was from my wife's Grandmother. Sometimes you get some weird shit from old folks. I feigned enthusiasm and acted like it would be so useful.
Nope. It got tossed shortly afterwards.
Much, much better oven! First two pies were fantastic!