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  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,368
    Colleague: You've been wearing your hair in a bun everyday. It looks nice. Is there a reason you changed your hair style?

    Me: Hot flashes 
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,336
    Ms. Haiku said:
    Colleague: You've been wearing your hair in a bun everyday. It looks nice. Is there a reason you changed your hair style?

    Me: Hot flashes 
    No way you are old enough to have hot flashes!?!
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,449
    when you get out of bed, you have to walk around for 5 minutes before even attempting any stairs. 
    Hugh Freaking Dillon is currently out of the office, returning sometime in the fall




  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,657
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    when you get out of bed, you have to walk around for 5 minutes before even attempting any stairs. 
    Add to your wish list?

    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni











  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,368
    tempo_n_groove said:
    Ms. Haiku said:
    Colleague: You've been wearing your hair in a bun everyday. It looks nice. Is there a reason you changed your hair style?

    Me: Hot flashes 
    No way you are old enough to have hot flashes!?!
    They started at 48 (age of my avatar picture) and still there. 
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • Riverrunner
    Riverrunner Posts: 2,419
    I spend 10 minutes at the beginning of the day and 10 minutes at the end of the day just doing stretches so I don't walk around like a 90 year old.    And I have also attended my 40 year high school class reunion.   I have some gray hairs.  Several.   And I could go on and on but I will just adopt all previous posts. 
    The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it treats its animals. Ghandi
  • crookedcross
    crookedcross Right Near Da Beach, Boiii Posts: 1,545
    edited September 2019
    tempo_n_groove said:
    Where's @crookedcross Alex at?  He needs to read this thread.

    Oh when older you have to tuck your shirt into your khaki shorts and have a cell phone clip on your belt...
    I've been here. Don't @ me, homie. I've been clipping!


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  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,336
    crookedcross said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    Where's @crookedcross Alex at?  He needs to read this thread.

    Oh when older you have to tuck your shirt into your khaki shorts and have a cell phone clip on your belt...
    I've been here. Don't @ me, homie. I've been clipping!


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Get them Air Monarchs yet?
  • crookedcross
    crookedcross Right Near Da Beach, Boiii Posts: 1,545
    tempo_n_groove said:
    crookedcross said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    Where's @crookedcross Alex at?  He needs to read this thread.

    Oh when older you have to tuck your shirt into your khaki shorts and have a cell phone clip on your belt...
    I've been here. Don't @ me, homie. I've been clipping!


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Get them Air Monarchs yet?
    Dude, please...


  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,336
    crookedcross said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    crookedcross said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    Where's @crookedcross Alex at?  He needs to read this thread.

    Oh when older you have to tuck your shirt into your khaki shorts and have a cell phone clip on your belt...
    I've been here. Don't @ me, homie. I've been clipping!


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Get them Air Monarchs yet?
    Dude, please...


    Those joints are on point yo!
  • herogroundzero
    herogroundzero Posts: 366
    When you can look at your best friend from HS and his son and say...wow how cool is that, 2 generations of pot smokers! 
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    When you pretty much know what your first replacement part will be. (My guess? Right hip.) 
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,336
    deadendp said:
    When you pretty much know what your first replacement part will be. (My guess? Right hip.) 
    Damn woman!
  • vogonpoetbythelake
    vogonpoetbythelake Posts: 2,146
    You start tucking tissues in your sleeves...just in case or have safety pins in secreted places...sometimes age brings every ready quick fixers...

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