Ani's work out tips

oftenreading

Amongst the Ani said:

I'm off to go do legs and abs followed by some laps in the pool, a soak in the hot tub and a sweating in the sauna with the hairy old dudes.

I did see old man pecker yesterday and it was upsetting.

The ghost of Christmas future.....

SD48277

oftenreading said:

Amongst the Ani said:

I'm off to go do legs and abs followed by some laps in the pool, a soak in the hot tub and a sweating in the sauna with the hairy old dudes.

I did see old man pecker yesterday and it was upsetting.

The ghost of Christmas future.....

Empty Glass

hedonist said:

No, Empty and Who Princess!

Empty hasn't changed his avi in 5+ years

yellowwho

Amongst the Ani said:

I'm off to go do legs and abs followed by some laps in the pool, a soak in the hot tub and a sweating in the sauna with the hairy old dudes.

I did see old man pecker yesterday and it was upsetting.

Rule #1 of the locker room. If your going to have your pecker out, please have your shirt off. No shirt cocking ! Don't surprise someone having them think your fully clothed, just to look down and inadvertently meat gaze your junk. That's just creepy. And also as per the old dudes at the gym, you don't have to completely strip down to zero clothes just to go brush your teeth in the locker room sink before you walk all the way to the showers across the room.

rr165892

hedonist said:

No, Empty and Who Princess!

Oh,I read it wrong sorry.

rr165892

Amongst the Ani said:

I'm off to go do legs and abs followed by some laps in the pool, a soak in the hot tub and a sweating in the sauna with the hairy old dudes.

I did see old man pecker yesterday and it was upsetting.

That's super special.Did you have to look?

rr165892

Been on IR all week,was told by my wife I wasn't working out or I would blow out my stitches.I didn't feel like arguing and the rest has been nourishing.Back at it tomorrow.Start easy,arms,calves and abs.I think I will eat some cookies tonight.

Amongst the Ani

rr165892 said:

Amongst the Ani said:

I'm off to go do legs and abs followed by some laps in the pool, a soak in the hot tub and a sweating in the sauna with the hairy old dudes.

I did see old man pecker yesterday and it was upsetting.

That's super special.Did you have to look?

When you are walking by and they turn a corner its hard to miss. Trust me, I looked down .2 seconds after eye contact was made.

rr165892

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fYiH4AQw_MU

Most fitting!

Wobbie

yellowwho said:

Amongst the Ani said:

I'm off to go do legs and abs followed by some laps in the pool, a soak in the hot tub and a sweating in the sauna with the hairy old dudes.

I did see old man pecker yesterday and it was upsetting.

Rule #1 of the locker room. If your going to have your pecker out, please have your shirt off. No shirt cocking ! Don't surprise someone having them think your fully clothed, just to look down and inadvertently meat gaze your junk. That's just creepy. And also as per the old dudes at the gym, you don't have to completely strip down to zero clothes just to go brush your teeth in the locker room sink before you walk all the way to the showers across the room.

excellent advice! much better than any of ani's so-called "tips"

Amongst the Ani

Here is your tip today Rob, Find a pole, sit on it and spin. That can be your special workout.

northerndragon

Amongst the Ani said:

Here is your tip today Rob. That can be our special workout.

Fixed

Amongst the Ani

I'm trying to make him less grumpy, not blow up his world.

rr165892

Just experimented with some healthy Lasagne creations.
Tonight's winner was a 6 cheese,turkey sausage,spinach,Mushroom(Bella) and artichoke masterpiece.Also a small amount of fresh sautéed onions and thin sliced garlic mixed into the ground sausage.
I used organic everything including my marinara and low fat cheese options.Still very decadent but none of that heaviness you usually get after a serving.
Will make a great after gym meal with a 6 oz chicken breast.

Tonight it's time to blow the clean eating for a meal and after smoking a bowl or 2 I plan to devour a large portion of carrot cake and a glass of milk.ahhhh

Amongst the Ani

Damn that sounds good.

I didn't splurge yesterday for splurge Saturday at all and was super good so I got a bag of Rodeo burgers and some Onion rings for dinner tonight. I had a salad with 1/2 lb grilled chicken on it for lunch so I figure this can be my Saturday splurge.

rr165892

Amongst the Ani said:

Damn that sounds good.

I didn't splurge yesterday for splurge Saturday at all and was super good so I got a bag of Rodeo burgers and some Onion rings for dinner tonight. I had a salad with 1/2 lb grilled chicken on it for lunch so I figure this can be my Saturday splurge.

Think of it as planned mass building and metabolism igniting.

Empty Glass

Ani finished his squats at 4:30 am this morning

Amongst the Ani

Yup. We shall see how I do today at work. I moved workouts to the mornings so I can go more days without feeling guilty for losing family time. An hour of legs followed by laps in the pool, 10 minutes in spa and then 10 minutes in Sauna. My wife is bitching about the cost of this place so I figured showering there before work instead of at home would save a good 10 to 15 a month in water as a side benefit.

Problems with the mornings though. I walk into the locker room when I got there with an old dude walking around with his towel around his shoulders. He was dangling free. I head back into shower later and there is an old dude shaving in the mirror dangling free as well. His towel was on the floor. WTF old dudes???????? At least my theory holds true. There was a bunch of really expensive suits hanging on the coat rack so at least these wanna be nudists old dudes are rich. That makes it 2% more tolerable.

Empty Glass

Reminds me of time my buddy and I got to play a really nice golf course around here. We half day work and went right to the course. We went to the locker room to change (no lie, mahogany lockers) and turned into a row and walked right into a 70 something freshly showered. No towel. Just balls to his knees.

Old dudes give zero fucks

yellowwho

Dang old naked dudes

WTF !!!

hedonist

Ani, have you pulled a Kramer yet?

"It's like a sauna in here!"

Amongst the Ani

Not yet. I use the co-ed sauna and for the first time ever there was a young lady in there. Up until now it was hairy dudes as RR predicted.

I do need a lady friend to go with me to let me know if some of these racks I am seeing are real or fake. I suspect most are fake.

yellowwho

yellowwho said:

Dang old naked dudes

WTF !!!

I'm quoting myself, but I just thought of something. Next time I run into one of theses old dudes in the locker room,(with their balls hanging out waiting for attention) I'm dropping all my stuff and dry humping them.... to show my dominance.

That will teach them.

Amongst the Ani

That is a great plan. I thought of peeing on their legs but this is better.

yellowwho

Amongst the Ani said:

That is a great plan. I thought of peeing on their legs but this is better.

You just can't make eye contact, this is very important or they will take it the wrong way. Eye contact will make it considered more like a date.

rr165892

Through my underground gym network of meatheads I have obtained this pic from Ani's new gym.I believe this was taken yesterday.Thats Ani in the middle.
Cool gym outfit bro.

rr165892

Amongst the Ani said:

That is a great plan. I thought of peeing on their legs but this is better.

Fetish classes.nice touch

Wobbie

Amongst the Ani said:

Yup. We shall see how I do today at work. I moved workouts to the mornings so I can go more days without feeling guilty for losing family time. An hour of legs followed by laps in the pool, 10 minutes in spa and then 10 minutes in Sauna. My wife is bitching about the cost of this place so I figured showering there before work instead of at home would save a good 10 to 15 a month in water as a side benefit.

Amongst the Ani

rr165892 said:

Through my underground gym network of meatheads I have obtained this pic from Ani's new gym.I believe this was taken yesterday.Thats Ani in the middle.
Cool gym outfit bro.

Hey, I have my own style. It makes the ladies swoon.

It's 4 and I'm wiping out quickly. This early morning thing is going to take some time. Big downfall going that early. The hotties are nowhere to be found. Why, because when you are that hot why the fuck would you ever need to get up then.

RKCNDY

Amongst the Ani said:

Not yet. I use the co-ed sauna and for the first time ever there was a young lady in there. Up until now it was hairy dudes as RR predicted.

I do need a lady friend to go with me to let me know if some of these racks I am seeing are real or fake. I suspect most are fake.

I still can't tell...some ladies have nice boobs that look fake, but are real. There are newer implants that make it almost impossible to tell. :willshrug: