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Jared the sandwich guy ?

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    Jason PJason P Posts: 19,123
    Has any company spent more advertising money on a person to have it blow up this big in their face?

    Jared is going to need to find the squirrel master as fast as possible once he is released into general population.
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,575
    edited November 2015
    Jason P said:

    Has any company spent more advertising money on a person to have it blow up this big in their face?

    Jared is going to need to find the squirrel master as fast as possible once he is released into general population.

    I doubt he could ever be released into the general population, could he?? Unless they're sending him to one of those cushy low security white collar places. Are they?
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    Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom's Posts: 17,986
    PJ_Soul said:

    Jason P said:

    Has any company spent more advertising money on a person to have it blow up this big in their face?

    Jared is going to need to find the squirrel master as fast as possible once he is released into general population.

    I doubt he could ever be released into the general population, could he?? Unless they're sending him to one of those cushy low security white collar places. Are they?
    There was some discussion about him going to a Colorado prison that has a sex offender rehab section. The judge said she thought that would be a good idea.
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    Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom's Posts: 17,986
    If you haven't listened to the undercover recordings of Jared you are in for a shock. So disgusting I can't believe it.
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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,936

    looks like Jared got 15 years...more than the prosecutor asked for

    ouch
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,858

    looks like Jared got 15 years...more than the prosecutor asked for

    ouch
    But woefully light considering the massive volume of his stash. Read about 5 terabytes or so? Traceable travel to Thailand . And whatever else they may be able to recover from electronics.
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    As long as he lives in North America, he has a life sentence.
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    PJ_Soul said:

    Jason P said:

    Has any company spent more advertising money on a person to have it blow up this big in their face?

    Jared is going to need to find the squirrel master as fast as possible once he is released into general population.

    I doubt he could ever be released into the general population, could he?? Unless they're sending him to one of those cushy low security white collar places. Are they?
    Whoa whoa whoa.

    I thought prisons were all Hell? So you are saying there are some really nice prisons after all? That some prisons are too good for the people who've earned their spots in them?

    That's what I've been saying. You're saying the same thing?

    Rock on, PJSoul... rock on!
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    He received a higher sentence than the deal.
    I'm happy.
    Sweet dreams fuckle
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,858

    He received a higher sentence than the deal.
    I'm happy.
    Sweet dreams fuckle

    Door was left open for other charges too.
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    mickeyrat said:

    He received a higher sentence than the deal.
    I'm happy.
    Sweet dreams fuckle

    Door was left open for other charges too.
    Even better.
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    dudemandudeman Posts: 2,982

    PJ_Soul said:

    Jason P said:

    Has any company spent more advertising money on a person to have it blow up this big in their face?

    Jared is going to need to find the squirrel master as fast as possible once he is released into general population.

    I doubt he could ever be released into the general population, could he?? Unless they're sending him to one of those cushy low security white collar places. Are they?
    Whoa whoa whoa.

    I thought prisons were all Hell? So you are saying there are some really nice prisons after all? That some prisons are too good for the people who've earned their spots in them?

    That's what I've been saying. You're saying the same thing?

    Rock on, PJSoul... rock on!
    He should be sent to "Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison".

    Just, IMO.
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    I just hope his coming years give him long and hard pause about the acts he's committed, and the many images of child porn he culled and distributed and, I'm pretty sure, enjoyed to fulfillment.

    The fact that his "people" tried to blame his pedophilia on replacing his food addiction with one of sex is nauseating.

    Poor widdle Jared. He should be in the victim thread.
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    hedonist said:

    I just hope his coming years give him long and hard pause about the acts he's committed, and the many images of child porn he culled and distributed and, I'm pretty sure, enjoyed to fulfillment.

    The fact that his "people" tried to blame his pedophilia on replacing his food addiction with one of sex is nauseating.

    Poor widdle Jared. He should be in the victim thread.

    He will be getting long and hard things for sure.
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    His sketch while receiving the sentence.
    Wonder what the victims faces looked like?....

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    Jason PJason P Posts: 19,123
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    SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 NYC Posts: 25,880

    His sketch while receiving the sentence.
    Wonder what the victims faces looked like?....

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    That's supposed to be Jared? On the right?
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    Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom's Posts: 17,986
    http://www.theindychannel.com/news/local-news/whats-next-for-jared-fogle

    He had corrective eye surgery in CO so that he wouldn't need glasses in prison.
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524

    http://www.theindychannel.com/news/local-news/whats-next-for-jared-fogle

    He had corrective eye surgery in CO so that he wouldn't need glasses in prison.

    The absurdity of such forethought made me laugh.

    Guess he likes planning ahead.
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    HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,835

    PJ_Soul said:

    Jason P said:

    Has any company spent more advertising money on a person to have it blow up this big in their face?

    Jared is going to need to find the squirrel master as fast as possible once he is released into general population.

    I doubt he could ever be released into the general population, could he?? Unless they're sending him to one of those cushy low security white collar places. Are they?
    Whoa whoa whoa.

    I thought prisons were all Hell? So you are saying there are some really nice prisons after all? That some prisons are too good for the people who've earned their spots in them?

    That's what I've been saying. You're saying the same thing?

    Rock on, PJSoul... rock on!
    we all know that the ones that Martha Stewart, for example, went to, is not hell. we are almost always exclusively talking about federal prisons that house murderers and rapists, and you know that.

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    PJ_Soul said:

    Jason P said:

    Has any company spent more advertising money on a person to have it blow up this big in their face?

    Jared is going to need to find the squirrel master as fast as possible once he is released into general population.

    I doubt he could ever be released into the general population, could he?? Unless they're sending him to one of those cushy low security white collar places. Are they?
    Whoa whoa whoa.

    I thought prisons were all Hell? So you are saying there are some really nice prisons after all? That some prisons are too good for the people who've earned their spots in them?

    That's what I've been saying. You're saying the same thing?

    Rock on, PJSoul... rock on!
    we all know that the ones that Martha Stewart, for example, went to, is not hell. we are almost always exclusively talking about federal prisons that house murderers and rapists, and you know that.

    hahahaha

    Just a Callen moment for me, Hugh!

    (some prisons are really cushy places though... I'm reading the Anders Breivik book right now and can't wait to get to the section where they describe his prison conditions... I'll likely have to shove a Bic pen into my left ear)
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    PP193448PP193448 Here Posts: 4,281
    Wonder how many 6" vs foot longs he will get in prison...
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    HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,835
    PP193448 said:

    Wonder how many 6" vs foot longs he will get in prison...

    :minus_one:

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    PP193448PP193448 Here Posts: 4,281

    PP193448 said:

    Wonder how many 6" vs foot longs he will get in prison...

    :minus_one:

    Was that said already cause I haven't read all the pages... Come on, it fits perfectly here...
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    HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,835
    PP193448 said:

    PP193448 said:

    Wonder how many 6" vs foot longs he will get in prison...

    :minus_one:

    Was that said already cause I haven't read all the pages... Come on, it fits perfectly here...
    it has been said from day 1. the New York Post even tackily used it on their front page when the story broke.

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    PP193448PP193448 Here Posts: 4,281
    I need to stop working so damn much and watch the news or something. Geez :i_dunno:
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,575
    :lol:
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    Not to be "that guy," but I'd like to remind you all that he's straight.

    Just saying.
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,575

    Not to be "that guy," but I'd like to remind you all that he's straight.

    Just saying.

    You are TOTALLY that guy now. :lol:
    .... Should I assume you said this because homophobes like to relate homosexuality with child molestation? ... And ridiculous little theory, obviously.
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    PJ_Soul said:

    .... Should I assume you said this because homophobes like to relate homosexuality with child molestation? ... And ridiculous little theory, obviously.

    Yes. that's exactly why.

    Anyway... He also blamed porn and junk food. Honestly... can nobody just say "yeah... I did it" anymore?
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