Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

whispering hands

C'mon !! We need another tour!!

SD48277

One week until the residency begins....

Empty Glass

I'll be on F Me's patio siping martinis

SD48277

I hope he stocks up on tequila...ND, Ani, and I will be doing plenty of shots.

Hobbes

I had settled myself on the front patio @ Fairmont Empress Hotel. Alas, I best collect my things and head east....

Bell Boy! I got to keep running now.

F Me In The Brain

Jokes, jokes, and more jokes. If you guys had been sitting on that patio with us you would have enjoyed yourselves too!
And f yeah, Martinis will be flowing -- those who mock as a fancy pants drink miss out on the fact that it is consumed while cold and in a large glass is 6-10 ounces of vodka. I will be pouring.

SD, the house tequila is Cazadores but I also have bottles of silver Patron, Sauza 100 Anos, Tres Mujeres, and Sauza Hornitos Reposado.
Of course have Agave Nectar, Cointreau, salt, and a full bag of limes. We dont mess around!

whispering hands

F Me In The Brain said:

Jokes, jokes, and more jokes. If you guys had been sitting on that patio with us you would have enjoyed yourselves too!
And f yeah, Martinis will be flowing -- those who mock as a fancy pants drink miss out on the fact that it is consumed while cold and in a large glass is 6-10 ounces of vodka. I will be pouring.

SD, the house tequila is Cazadores but I also have bottles of silver Patron, Sauza 100 Anos, Tres Mujeres, and Sauza Hornitos Reposado.
Of course have Agave Nectar, Cointreau, salt, and a full bag of limes. We dont mess around!

I guess I'll just sit back and laugh at all the drunk antics, as I'll most likely be the only sober one there.

northerndragon

whispering hands said:

F Me In The Brain said:

Jokes, jokes, and more jokes. If you guys had been sitting on that patio with us you would have enjoyed yourselves too!
And f yeah, Martinis will be flowing -- those who mock as a fancy pants drink miss out on the fact that it is consumed while cold and in a large glass is 6-10 ounces of vodka. I will be pouring.

SD, the house tequila is Cazadores but I also have bottles of silver Patron, Sauza 100 Anos, Tres Mujeres, and Sauza Hornitos Reposado.
Of course have Agave Nectar, Cointreau, salt, and a full bag of limes. We dont mess around!

I guess I'll just sit back and laugh at all the drunk antics, as I'll most likely be the only sober one there.

No you won't be alone deadendp will be with you at the very least. Besides then we can do our Gladiator impression for you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs

whispering hands

northerndragon said:

whispering hands said:

F Me In The Brain said:

Jokes, jokes, and more jokes. If you guys had been sitting on that patio with us you would have enjoyed yourselves too!
And f yeah, Martinis will be flowing -- those who mock as a fancy pants drink miss out on the fact that it is consumed while cold and in a large glass is 6-10 ounces of vodka. I will be pouring.

SD, the house tequila is Cazadores but I also have bottles of silver Patron, Sauza 100 Anos, Tres Mujeres, and Sauza Hornitos Reposado.
Of course have Agave Nectar, Cointreau, salt, and a full bag of limes. We dont mess around!

I guess I'll just sit back and laugh at all the drunk antics, as I'll most likely be the only sober one there.

No you won't be alone deadendp will be with you at the very least. Besides then we can do our Gladiator impression for you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FsqJFIJ5lLs

Whew! Love having a sober buddy!!

Hobbes

whispering hands said:

F Me In The Brain said:

Jokes, jokes, and more jokes. If you guys had been sitting on that patio with us you would have enjoyed yourselves too!
And f yeah, Martinis will be flowing -- those who mock as a fancy pants drink miss out on the fact that it is consumed while cold and in a large glass is 6-10 ounces of vodka. I will be pouring.

SD, the house tequila is Cazadores but I also have bottles of silver Patron, Sauza 100 Anos, Tres Mujeres, and Sauza Hornitos Reposado.
Of course have Agave Nectar, Cointreau, salt, and a full bag of limes. We dont mess around!

I guess I'll just sit back and laugh at all the drunk antics, as I'll most likely be the only sober one there.

I don't drink either.

Amongst the Ani

Who shall be the first to fornicate in F Me's bed (other than F Me)? Who shall be the first to puke in a bad place to be found later by someone else? Who will masturbate in the kids rooms as Mrs F Me fears? This is what I want to know.

Empty Glass

I'm saving up for a huge upper decker

deadendp

WH, Hobbes and me! The non-drinkers will have a GREAT time!

Amongst the Ani

deadendp said:

WH, Hobbes and me! The non-drinkers will have a GREAT time!

So if I read this correct:

Who will be the first to fornicate in F Me's bed: WH
Who will be the first to puke in a bad place: Hobbes
Who will be the first to masturbate in the kids toom: DP

Sounds about right.

F Me In The Brain

Cannot show the wife this thread
I don't give up my bed for anyone it would have to be a sneak fuck.

Amongst the Ani

It will be a sneak fuck I am sure. Just hope it is not empty as he may try and use your bed while you and the wife are sleeping or getting busy yourself. I would lock the door although us militay guys are great at getting into locked places. The women of Canada know what I am talking about.

Also I love how none of those 3 came in here and refuted they will be the first at any of those things. I think this is confirmation by silence.

SD48277

Hobbes was busy sending you a pic this morning...he didn't have time to post here as well.

northerndragon

Amongst the Ani said:

It will be a sneak fuck I am sure. Just hope it is not empty as he may try and use your bed while you and the wife are sleeping or getting busy yourself. I would lock the door although us militay guys are great at getting into locked places. The women of Canada know what I am talking about.

Also I love how none of those 3 came in here and refuted they will be the first at any of those things. I think this is confirmation by silence.

I think you are mistaking an apathetic lack of caring for "locked", we never locked anything. You are not as ninja as you think you are, you broke into the barn. The animals are very upset and feel violated.

Amongst the Ani

Canadian women = livestock. You said it, not me.

northerndragon

No what said was that you broke into the barn and violated the goat's, pigs, cows, sheep and even the chickens, judging by the way they are walking funny.
What was implied was that you couldn't tell the difference between a woman or a barn animal if you wanted to.

Amongst the Ani

Empty and I are professionals. You should not doubt us and accusing us of beastiality is just plain wrong.

northerndragon

Oh you and Empty are professionals alright, professional a...
Oh wait I'll take that underground.
I'm putting saltpeter in your tequila.

Wobbie

I gotta agree with ani....I think ND is secretly hot for him.

northerndragon

The Residence starts tomorrow woohoo

Empty Glass

Just passed the Welcome to Cherry Hill sign

Hobbes

I'm on the turnpike. Which exit do I take?

Amongst the Ani

The last exit Hobbes.

Why are there already bottomless dudes outside F Me's and why don't I recognize them. Did someone pass out flyers for the event or something?

Empty Glass

Hobbes said:

I'm on the turnpike. Which exit do I take?

Cross the river into Jersey and hop off into Camden

lolobugg

Empty Glass said:

Hobbes said:

I'm on the turnpike. Which exit do I take?

Cross the river into Jersey and hop off into Camden

F Me In The Brain

Most assuredly do NOT get off in Camden.

You guys are a day early, the bottomless dudes are clearing out from the Blue Oyster Cult Motorcycle Review that was held here this weekend.