Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

F Me In The Brain

Hey, sometimes a guy just needs to....umm, in front of his house? wtf?

Empty Glass

Fine, you guys don't want the guy that likes to help himself out to join the tour. How about this guy?

Does This Look Like the Face of A Dude Arrested For Giving A Random Kid A Wet Willy? - http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-dude-arrested-for-giving-a-random-kid-a-wet-willy/ via @barstoolsports

deadendp

I don't know. The tears in his eyes are a nice touch. In the meantime, wet willies ARE GROSS!

Amongst the Ani

I don't think we should have him either. I understand going to jail for giving a kid a wet willy is disheartening, but crying is not cool. Little bitch he is. If you invite him I'm going to end up kicking his ass to give him something to cry about.

Empty Glass

Ok, I get the hint. None of my found degenerates should come to the next batch of shows. I'll move to the entertainment division. What do you guys think of this set up?

Today In WTF Japan: An Exhibit For Kids That Features A Giant Asshole And Tons Of Poop - http://www.barstoolsports.com/philadelphia/today-in-wtf-japan-an-exhibit-for-kids-that-features-a-giant-asshole-and-tons-of-poop/ via @barstoolsports

Amongst the Ani

I support this exhibit going on tour with us. I want to go down a poop shoot slide.

F Me In The Brain

Hahahaha. That kid was hugging the giant turd.

Wobbie

Amongst the Ani said:

I want to go down a poop shoot slide.

as if you never have...

Wobbie

Empty Glass said:

Today In WTF Japan: An Exhibit For Kids That Features A Giant Asshole And Tons Of Poop - http://www.barstoolsports.com/philadelphia/today-in-wtf-japan-an-exhibit-for-kids-that-features-a-giant-asshole-and-tons-of-poop/ via @barstoolsports

that is fantastic!

deadendp

I just found that a comment that I made earlier got eaten by the forum that was working and not working.

Hugging the poop made me laugh. Good stuff right there.

Empty Glass

I'm not even asking. This fucker is on tour with us

Orland Park Man Stole A Vibrator From Lover’s Lane, Stripped Naked In His Jail Cell And Said His Name Was “Obama Is A Criminal” - http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/orland-park-man-stole-a-vibrator-from-lovers-lane-stripped-naked-in-his-jail-cell-and-said-his-name-was-obama-is-a-criminal/ via @barstoolsports

Amongst the Ani

I'm ok with this one. Upsetting yes but degenerate approved.

whispering hands

deadendp said:

I just found that a comment that I made earlier got eaten by the forum that was working and not working.

Hugging the poop made me laugh. Good stuff right there.

Me too!!

SD48277

Empty Glass said:

I'm not even asking. This fucker is on tour with us

Orland Park Man Stole A Vibrator From Lover’s Lane, Stripped Naked In His Jail Cell And Said His Name Was “Obama Is A Criminal” - http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/orland-park-man-stole-a-vibrator-from-lovers-lane-stripped-naked-in-his-jail-cell-and-said-his-name-was-obama-is-a-criminal/ via @barstoolsports

He's got crazy eyes. And, no, I don't want to see his cherry tattoo.

Empty Glass

Found this reading my local news.

http://wp.me/p5hgQ6-HaX

whispering hands

Empty Glass said:

Found this reading my local news.

http://wp.me/p5hgQ6-HaX

Hey don't knock it! They're 1,000,000 ,000 times more efficient than a lawn mower!

Amongst the Ani

If you get grass on your roof there is nothing better

Empty Glass

whispering hands said:

Empty Glass said:

Found this reading my local news.

http://wp.me/p5hgQ6-HaX

Hey don't knock it! They're 1,000,000 ,000 times more efficient than a lawn mower!

I'm not knocking it at all. I found it humorous and it sounds like a surprise fan club only show

SD48277

The title of the article was a little mis-leading....I thought it was referring to weed.

Wobbie

I think I'm caught up. I wanted the bump the IDGAF thread but other than ani's workouts I pretty much DGAF about most things.

northerndragon

What I want to know is why there is no degenerate tour stop in Ontario, Oregon. Why there you ask, well it is roughly the halfway point between RK and Rob who have bdays 3 days apart and that is more than enough reason for a degenerate party.

deadendp

northerndragon said:

What I want to know is why there is no degenerate tour stop in Ontario, Oregon. Why there you ask, well it is roughly the halfway point between RK and Rob who have bdays 3 days apart and that is more than enough reason for a degenerate party.

If someone could bring Rob some root beer, he'd be thrilled.

Wobbie

^^^^ yes, yes.

RK is good people.

Wobbie

Leo's kick ass!

apostrophe? I wasn't sure.

oftenreading

Empty Glass said:

Found this reading my local news.

http://wp.me/p5hgQ6-HaX

"The goats will obviously not eat the cattails, which are protected".

Wait, the goats won't eat them because they're protected? How would they know that? Why would they care? It doesn't seem to me like goats care about things like that. And if that's not the reason, why is it so obvious?

Wobbie

oftenreading said:

Empty Glass said:

Found this reading my local news.

http://wp.me/p5hgQ6-HaX

"The goats will obviously not eat the cattails, which are protected".

Wait, the goats won't eat them because they're protected? How would they know that? Why would they care? It doesn't seem to me like goats care about things like that. And if that's not the reason, why is it so obvious?

I'm gobsmacked. goats are dumb.

SD48277

imalive said:

^^^^ yes, yes.

RK is good people.

Agreed. RK is good people.

Empty Glass

oftenreading said:

Empty Glass said:

Found this reading my local news.

http://wp.me/p5hgQ6-HaX

"The goats will obviously not eat the cattails, which are protected".

Wait, the goats won't eat them because they're protected? How would they know that? Why would they care? It doesn't seem to me like goats care about things like that. And if that's not the reason, why is it so obvious?

They are well trained goats

oftenreading

Empty Glass said:

oftenreading said:

Empty Glass said:

Found this reading my local news.

http://wp.me/p5hgQ6-HaX

"The goats will obviously not eat the cattails, which are protected".

Wait, the goats won't eat them because they're protected? How would they know that? Why would they care? It doesn't seem to me like goats care about things like that. And if that's not the reason, why is it so obvious?

They are well trained goats

Oh come on, we don't deal in well trained goats. Or are you saying these aren't degenerate goats?

Empty Glass

oftenreading said:

Empty Glass said:

oftenreading said:

Empty Glass said:

Found this reading my local news.

http://wp.me/p5hgQ6-HaX

"The goats will obviously not eat the cattails, which are protected".

Wait, the goats won't eat them because they're protected? How would they know that? Why would they care? It doesn't seem to me like goats care about things like that. And if that's not the reason, why is it so obvious?

They are well trained goats

Oh come on, we don't deal in well trained goats. Or are you saying these aren't degenerate goats?

Non degenerate goats in the story. Ours don't eat weeds, they eat weed.