Since Rob loves hearing about the gym, I am switching to the rich people gym. I want a locker room with mahogany lockers, expensive tile floors and granite counter tops with it actually smelling nice inside it. One with a cafe, spa, vitamin shop and all the amenities. One where if I am forced to look at an old dude walking around the locker room without a towel at least I know he is rich and could give me a better job than the one I have. One where the female employees will be hot, not pregnant. One where the rich dudes mistresses work out. One where people will come wipe down the machine after me and bring me water as I work out. And one of the best parts is that the wife said she will not go to this place with me as she would feel uncomfortable.
This is my dream. It is a simple dream. I deserve to have this dream come true. I do deserve it damnit. I take care of my kids. I provide and try to be a good role model. I am a good husband. I have never stuck anything other than my wife starting the day we met. I am loyal and loving. Is this too big a dream to ask for. No it is not. I am going to sign up today. In fact I am going to leave work early so I can do it and take in the first workout.
Dear Sir/Madam/Ani, This healthy living lifestyle you have going on isn't very degenerate like. We may have received complaints that you are not representing the degenerate lifestyle in a manner befitting a degenerate. Due to this we will have to review your membership. We will be in contact with shortly with regards to our findings in this matter.
Sincerely, The Degenerate Council
While this may seem elitist my reasons are actually quite degenerate. While my gym does have quite a few lovely ladies to appreciate between sets for the most part it is middle aged housewives. I have one of those at home. If you already drive a toyota why would you go to a toyota dealership to look at cars if you are not in the market to buy one. If you just want to look at cars you go the Porsche dealership and look at the ones you can't afford. I want to see the cars/women I can't afford and treat them like a piece of meat with my eyes. Does that not qualify as degenerate at all. The bigger I get the more my wife likes to rub on my arms and chest as well. That puts her hands where a simple push down south and maybe some fun begins.
I look forward to the Ani thread "I just got a new job making 35% more". I'll know the new gym worked out for him and he satisfied his new boss near the mahogany lockers
That would take a 100% increase in wages before I would even think about it.
not all women are the same maybe figure out what your lady likes to keep down stairs happy i for one dont care how big one is what wins me is sweet attention genuine attention that goes to lengths to give it..can never have enough love and can never give too much but like i said its better you figure your lady out and if she does likes bigger than your on the right course but if your going with majority of opinions and fad well you lose because its not what your lady specifically likes and what she thinks should be your priority if you want to win down stairs or anything
I'd ignore him. I'm fairly certain he goes to an all male gym
That was a secret you donkey hole. You promised you wouldn't tell. Is this because I made the joke you will be doing a 100 dude bang on video?
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
Since Rob loves hearing about the gym, I am switching to the rich people gym. I want a locker room with mahogany lockers, expensive tile floors and granite counter tops with it actually smelling nice inside it. One with a cafe, spa, vitamin shop and all the amenities. One where if I am forced to look at an old dude walking around the locker room without a towel at least I know he is rich and could give me a better job than the one I have. One where the female employees will be hot, not pregnant. One where the rich dudes mistresses work out. One where people will come wipe down the machine after me and bring me water as I work out. And one of the best parts is that the wife said she will not go to this place with me as she would feel uncomfortable.
This is my dream. It is a simple dream. I deserve to have this dream come true. I do deserve it damnit. I take care of my kids. I provide and try to be a good role model. I am a good husband. I have never stuck anything other than my wife starting the day we met. I am loyal and loving. Is this too big a dream to ask for. No it is not. I am going to sign up today. In fact I am going to leave work early so I can do it and take in the first workout.
Dear Sir/Madam/Ani, This healthy living lifestyle you have going on isn't very degenerate like. We may have received complaints that you are not representing the degenerate lifestyle in a manner befitting a degenerate. Due to this we will have to review your membership. We will be in contact with shortly with regards to our findings in this matter.
Sincerely, The Degenerate Council
While this may seem elitist my reasons are actually quite degenerate. While my gym does have quite a few lovely ladies to appreciate between sets for the most part it is middle aged housewives. I have one of those at home. If you already drive a toyota why would you go to a toyota dealership to look at cars if you are not in the market to buy one. If you just want to look at cars you go the Porsche dealership and look at the ones you can't afford. I want to see the cars/women I can't afford and treat them like a piece of meat with my eyes. Does that not qualify as degenerate at all. The bigger I get the more my wife likes to rub on my arms and chest as well. That puts her hands where a simple push down south and maybe some fun begins.
I look forward to the Ani thread "I just got a new job making 35% more". I'll know the new gym worked out for him and he satisfied his new boss near the mahogany lockers
That would take a 100% increase in wages before I would even think about it.
not all women are the same maybe figure out what your lady likes to keep down stairs happy i for one dont care how big one is what wins me is sweet attention genuine attention that goes to lengths to give it..can never have enough love and can never give too much but like i said its better you figure your lady out and if she does likes bigger than your on the right course but if your going with majority of opinions and fad well you lose because its not what your lady specifically likes and what she thinks should be your priority if you want to win down stairs or anything
I'd ignore him. I'm fairly certain he goes to an all male gym
That was a secret you donkey hole. You promised you wouldn't tell. Is this because I made the joke you will be doing a 100 dude bang on video?
Good, you dropped a zero. A hundred I could do...the thousand pissed me off
I've met Rob
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
Since Rob loves hearing about the gym, I am switching to the rich people gym. I want a locker room with mahogany lockers, expensive tile floors and granite counter tops with it actually smelling nice inside it. One with a cafe, spa, vitamin shop and all the amenities. One where if I am forced to look at an old dude walking around the locker room without a towel at least I know he is rich and could give me a better job than the one I have. One where the female employees will be hot, not pregnant. One where the rich dudes mistresses work out. One where people will come wipe down the machine after me and bring me water as I work out. And one of the best parts is that the wife said she will not go to this place with me as she would feel uncomfortable.
This is my dream. It is a simple dream. I deserve to have this dream come true. I do deserve it damnit. I take care of my kids. I provide and try to be a good role model. I am a good husband. I have never stuck anything other than my wife starting the day we met. I am loyal and loving. Is this too big a dream to ask for. No it is not. I am going to sign up today. In fact I am going to leave work early so I can do it and take in the first workout.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I didn't mean it as asking for a personal photo! :slightly embarrassed: Mens locker rooms generally have a lot of men in various states of dress. Often, they are beautifully inked gentlemen with delightful muscles.
The setting and the scenery are very important to a degenerate at the gym. I need the ladies in tight shorts and sports bras to fuel my workout.
And that is not a locker room. This is a locker room and is at my new soon to be gym.
There are no men in this photo for us ladies to admire. Come on, man. It's not all about the degenerate men here.
here ya go:
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
You forgot the delicious tattoos. Getting close though.
better?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Without us you boys would be bored inside of a week(I'm being generous). I didn't even post my first choice as I sure it would have gotten the thread closed and me banned or at least behind bars.
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Since Rob loves hearing about the gym, I am switching to the rich people gym. I want a locker room with mahogany lockers, expensive tile floors and granite counter tops with it actually smelling nice inside it. One with a cafe, spa, vitamin shop and all the amenities. One where if I am forced to look at an old dude walking around the locker room without a towel at least I know he is rich and could give me a better job than the one I have. One where the female employees will be hot, not pregnant. One where the rich dudes mistresses work out. One where people will come wipe down the machine after me and bring me water as I work out. And one of the best parts is that the wife said she will not go to this place with me as she would feel uncomfortable.
This is my dream. It is a simple dream. I deserve to have this dream come true. I do deserve it damnit. I take care of my kids. I provide and try to be a good role model. I am a good husband. I have never stuck anything other than my wife starting the day we met. I am loyal and loving. Is this too big a dream to ask for. No it is not. I am going to sign up today. In fact I am going to leave work early so I can do it and take in the first workout.
Dear Sir/Madam/Ani, This healthy living lifestyle you have going on isn't very degenerate like. We may have received complaints that you are not representing the degenerate lifestyle in a manner befitting a degenerate. Due to this we will have to review your membership. We will be in contact with shortly with regards to our findings in this matter.
Sincerely, The Degenerate Council
While this may seem elitist my reasons are actually quite degenerate. While my gym does have quite a few lovely ladies to appreciate between sets for the most part it is middle aged housewives. I have one of those at home. If you already drive a toyota why would you go to a toyota dealership to look at cars if you are not in the market to buy one. If you just want to look at cars you go the Porsche dealership and look at the ones you can't afford. I want to see the cars/women I can't afford and treat them like a piece of meat with my eyes. Does that not qualify as degenerate at all. The bigger I get the more my wife likes to rub on my arms and chest as well. That puts her hands where a simple push down south and maybe some fun begins.
The council will take this new information into account.
I look forward to the Ani thread "I just got a new job making 35% more". I'll know the new gym worked out for him and he satisfied his new boss near the mahogany lockers
That would take a 100% increase in wages before I would even think about it.
So what your saying is you'd consider it?
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Since Rob loves hearing about the gym, I am switching to the rich people gym. I want a locker room with mahogany lockers, expensive tile floors and granite counter tops with it actually smelling nice inside it. One with a cafe, spa, vitamin shop and all the amenities. One where if I am forced to look at an old dude walking around the locker room without a towel at least I know he is rich and could give me a better job than the one I have. One where the female employees will be hot, not pregnant. One where the rich dudes mistresses work out. One where people will come wipe down the machine after me and bring me water as I work out. And one of the best parts is that the wife said she will not go to this place with me as she would feel uncomfortable.
This is my dream. It is a simple dream. I deserve to have this dream come true. I do deserve it damnit. I take care of my kids. I provide and try to be a good role model. I am a good husband. I have never stuck anything other than my wife starting the day we met. I am loyal and loving. Is this too big a dream to ask for. No it is not. I am going to sign up today. In fact I am going to leave work early so I can do it and take in the first workout.
Dear Sir/Madam/Ani, This healthy living lifestyle you have going on isn't very degenerate like. We may have received complaints that you are not representing the degenerate lifestyle in a manner befitting a degenerate. Due to this we will have to review your membership. We will be in contact with shortly with regards to our findings in this matter.
Sincerely, The Degenerate Council
While this may seem elitist my reasons are actually quite degenerate. While my gym does have quite a few lovely ladies to appreciate between sets for the most part it is middle aged housewives. I have one of those at home. If you already drive a toyota why would you go to a toyota dealership to look at cars if you are not in the market to buy one. If you just want to look at cars you go the Porsche dealership and look at the ones you can't afford. I want to see the cars/women I can't afford and treat them like a piece of meat with my eyes. Does that not qualify as degenerate at all. The bigger I get the more my wife likes to rub on my arms and chest as well. That puts her hands where a simple push down south and maybe some fun begins.
The council will take this new information into account.
I look forward to the Ani thread "I just got a new job making 35% more". I'll know the new gym worked out for him and he satisfied his new boss near the mahogany lockers
That would take a 100% increase in wages before I would even think about it.
So what your saying is you'd consider it?
No, but I would like to be woo'd.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
Without us you boys would be bored inside of a week(I'm being generous). I didn't even post my first choice as I sure it would have gotten the thread closed and me banned or at least behind bars.
you can always PM it to me...
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The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Without us you boys would be bored inside of a week(I'm being generous). I didn't even post my first choice as I sure it would have gotten the thread closed and me banned or at least behind bars.
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Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
whatever gets you fit
thats what your there for right ??
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
http://zumfitness.com/our-space/the-not-so-little-things.html
- Christopher McCandless
And that is not a locker room. This is a locker room and is at my new soon to be gym.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
- Christopher McCandless
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
- Christopher McCandless
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
- Christopher McCandless
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
I didn't even post my first choice as I sure it would have gotten the thread closed and me banned or at least behind bars.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
Empty or blank referrals are not allowed
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
And yes RK, that was better. Thank you.
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
DEGENERATE FUK
This place is dead
"THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015
"Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
We seem to have resolved the issue and to be nice so you don't have to scroll all the way back to the original post here you go.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
- Christopher McCandless
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
No bueno.