Degenerates Unite!! Must be on the list to enter and 18!

F Me In The Brain

northerndragon said:

RKCNDY said:

northerndragon said:

RKCNDY said:

northerndragon said:

If I'm be brutally honest I get 17 or 18 points.
I think us "ladies" are getting such high scores because we are already degenerates.
Also added extra points for actually liking metal so some of you may need to go back and adjust your scores.

Hey, it was never specified if said bug had to be alive when I take him outside or not...

Very true, give yourself a point!

I already did...I'm a degenerate point counter, like: "why yes, I can drive a standard, not very well, but I can drive one"

Good job!
I would like to see the boys honestly rank themselves.

I was perfectly honest....I'm just a degenerate. If it was a real Cosmo quiz I would fail.

deadendp

F Me In The Brain said:

I couldn't imagine marrying someone that was so much like me -- I am an opposites person. My buddies are similar; never dated any women for any time that were similar. I would expect her to score lower.
Like her just the way she is.
Actually it wouldn't hurt my feelings if I could bump up her score by adding #1 and #4.
Would be mighty strange if she could sing 'You've Got Another Thing Coming' or 'War Pigs' word for word with me.

Just listened to War Pigs yesterday!

My husband is a death metal guy. We have a small crossover of music. Mayhem Fest is definitely more his thing, but it is date day so I'm good with it. People watching is always entertaining, too.

I wouldn't want someone just like me. That would be a bit boring. I'm not a complete opposites girl either. I dated a few people back in college who were opposite personalities to mine. In those cases, those two made me feel bad and belittled me for not being more like them. (I'm not suggesting that our degenerate men here would be the same. Just hear me out.) The one guy I met in art school! You would have thought he would be a bit more open minded to people being individuals. Um, no. So for me, a good balance is a great thing. Enough difference to make it interesting, but not so much that it causes strife.

And RK, that bug needs to be alive, girl!

whispering hands

I think that hopefully my partner should be a perfectly unique individual. I don't want someone just like me. I'm very independent, and HAVE to have time to myself..., I don't want to marry a hemroid..

lolobugg

I am going to copy this questionnaire and use it....
thanks guys and gals....
finally some useful stuff came out of this crazy fucking thread.

deadendp

RKCNDY said:

deadendp said:

Yes we did. Because I feel bad to leave the boys out, here is the story behind said poop story:

A lil background. We're a two building gallery but of course, the public bathroom is in our building. (Can I tell you the joy that brings me? ) The building I'm in is a converted house. What serves as the public bathroom is a half bath in the middle of the downstairs main room. It is also our box storage area.

Chick comes in and asks where the bathroom is. (She was in her 20's.) She goes, she does her thing. I'm at the front counter doing some other things and a stench hits me. They call me super sniffer at work because I have an amazingly strong sense of smell. Perfumes give me an instant headache, but I work with a girl who will vomit at the smell of such bodily functions that was offending me at that moment. She was in the front room with the pooper, so I went to check the situation out.

There it was. Clearly a double flusher that had been ignored. Door wide open. Fan turned off. The whole gallery was starting to experience the scent of what that chick laid down in there.

I might add, it was a bit offensive. I applaud her for being so willing to deposit such wreckage in a public loo, but could bitch slap her for leaving it for the rest of us to experience. It's not just leaving it in an employee bathroom as a joke. She left it so that the ENTIRE store smelled of her shit. Oh yes she did. And I might add, she seemed not aware or rather uncaring of the green fog that was quickly permeating the rooms.

I resorted to dances with poop spray. I do believe we're running with Red Honeysuckle or some such sort. I can't actually leave the can behind for the public to use. They overuse and run me out by using 1/2 a can for one lil trip. So I tripped through. I killed the odor. I obviously flushed again (within earshot), closed the door (they could hear), and remedied the situation before Toni started dry heaving.

I battled the public poo-ing and I won!

You need matches...can you handle the smell of matches? After something like that, you can light a match, blow it out, and it will take care of the smell.

Just found this one. People can't even handle the poop spray. They'd burn the joint down with matches. My bosses wouldn't let me do that anyhow. Good idea though.

whispering hands

lolobugg said:

I am going to copy this questionnaire and use it....
thanks guys and gals....
finally some useful stuff came out of this crazy fucking thread.

Hey we got crotchless footed goat PJs, and jumpsuits sigh ghe wrong hour dates and a cat fucking a goat, riding a turtle outta this thread too. Are you saying things are useless??

Empty Glass

lolobugg said:

I am going to copy this questionnaire and use it....
thanks guys and gals....
finally some useful stuff came out of this crazy fucking thread.

Holy hell, there's 50 pages of useful information here...you're just picky

oftenreading

lolobugg said:

I am going to copy this questionnaire and use it....
thanks guys and gals....
finally some useful stuff came out of this crazy fucking thread.

Video the reactions of your prospective partners when you administer the questionnaire and post here for our amusements, please. A Go-Pro should work fine.

Empty Glass

oftenreading said:

lolobugg said:

I am going to copy this questionnaire and use it....
thanks guys and gals....
finally some useful stuff came out of this crazy fucking thread.

Video the reactions of your prospective partners when you administer the questionnaire and post here for our amusements, please. A Go-Pro should work fine.

Great idea!

lolobugg

Empty Glass said:

oftenreading said:

lolobugg said:

I am going to copy this questionnaire and use it....
thanks guys and gals....
finally some useful stuff came out of this crazy fucking thread.

Video the reactions of your prospective partners when you administer the questionnaire and post here for our amusements, please. A Go-Pro should work fine.

Great idea!

YES, that is a great idea.....
I will try it on my ex tonight.

deadendp

For the boys:

Empty Glass

^^^ I'll be right over

deadendp

Oh, come on. You can do better than that. I figured that there would be funky comments about skinless, bun length dogs.

Amongst the Ani

I didnt know they made circumsized hot dogs.

And empty will be right over as he enjoys a circumsized bun length hot dog right off the grill where it squirts its hod dog juice in his mouth when he puckers up around it.

Is that better?

Last-12-Exit

Be safe this weekend degenerates. Be on the lookout for the crazies that want us to die.

deadendp

Amongst the Ani said:

I didnt know they made circumsized hot dogs.

And empty will be right over as he enjoys a circumsized bun length hot dog right off the grill where it squirts its hod dog juice in his mouth when he puckers up around it.

Is that better?

Thank you. I knew that one of you could do something terribly inappropriate with that.

My crazy is staying at home. Enough neighbors invest in illegal fireworks. We've got sparklers I was ID'd for at Target, above photo'd picnic food to grill. S'mores. We're good.

Empty Glass

deadendp said:

Amongst the Ani said:

I didnt know they made circumsized hot dogs.

And empty will be right over as he enjoys a circumsized bun length hot dog right off the grill where it squirts its hod dog juice in his mouth when he puckers up around it.

Is that better?

Thank you. I knew that one of you could do something terribly inappropriate with that.

My crazy is staying at home. Enough neighbors invest in illegal fireworks. We've got sparklers I was ID'd for at Target, above photo'd picnic food to grill. S'mores. We're good.

I've matured

Amongst the Ani

Empty Glass said:

deadendp said:

Amongst the Ani said:

I didnt know they made circumsized hot dogs.

And empty will be right over as he enjoys a circumsized bun length hot dog right off the grill where it squirts its hod dog juice in his mouth when he puckers up around it.

Is that better?

Thank you. I knew that one of you could do something terribly inappropriate with that.

My crazy is staying at home. Enough neighbors invest in illegal fireworks. We've got sparklers I was ID'd for at Target, above photo'd picnic food to grill. S'mores. We're good.

I've matured

Like any of us are stupid enough to believe that.

Amongst the Ani

Off to go get my fireworks. Gots to get ready to blow some shit up tomorrow.

F Me In The Brain

I imagine in Arizona you can buy a grenade launcher at the corner store (and bring it into bars)
That would make some noise/light!