Degenerates Unite!! Must be on the list to enter and 18!

Wobbie

imalive said:

"100 new"??????

tomorrow I catch up and defend myself over that crocs w/socks photo.

another 38 behind (on top of 100) and still no time to deal with you degerenerates. As soon as I finish this beer, it's off to yet another function. it has been a very degenerate weekend.

Empty Glass

imalive said:

imalive said:

"100 new"??????

tomorrow I catch up and defend myself over that crocs w/socks photo.

another 38 behind (on top of 100) and still no time to deal with you degerenerates. As soon as I finish this beer, it's off to yet another function. it has been a very degenerate weekend.

All you need to know is Ani's wife is a carpet muncher

Amongst the Ani

And empty ate too many beans.

Empty Glass

Amongst the Ani said:

And empty ate too many beans.

I prefer carpet

Wobbie

deadendp said:

Yes we did. Because I feel bad to leave the boys out, here is the story behind said poop story:

A lil background. We're a two building gallery but of course, the public bathroom is in our building. (Can I tell you the joy that brings me? ) The building I'm in is a converted house. What serves as the public bathroom is a half bath in the middle of the downstairs main room. It is also our box storage area.

Chick comes in and asks where the bathroom is. (She was in her 20's.) She goes, she does her thing. I'm at the front counter doing some other things and a stench hits me. They call me super sniffer at work because I have an amazingly strong sense of smell. Perfumes give me an instant headache, but I work with a girl who will vomit at the smell of such bodily functions that was offending me at that moment. She was in the front room with the pooper, so I went to check the situation out.

There it was. Clearly a double flusher that had been ignored. Door wide open. Fan turned off. The whole gallery was starting to experience the scent of what that chick laid down in there.

I might add, it was a bit offensive. I applaud her for being so willing to deposit such wreckage in a public loo, but could bitch slap her for leaving it for the rest of us to experience. It's not just leaving it in an employee bathroom as a joke. She left it so that the ENTIRE store smelled of her shit. Oh yes she did. And I might add, she seemed not aware or rather uncaring of the green fog that was quickly permeating the rooms.

I resorted to dances with poop spray. I do believe we're running with Red Honeysuckle or some such sort. I can't actually leave the can behind for the public to use. They overuse and run me out by using 1/2 a can for one lil trip. So I tripped through. I killed the odor. I obviously flushed again (within earshot), closed the door (they could hear), and remedied the situation before Toni started dry heaving.

I battled the public poo-ing and I won!

catching up....good story. 100x better than last's vacation slides and sore feet.

Wobbie

northerndragon said:

Here we see the middleagus crocwearingus, an elusive species rarely seen out side of their habitat "The Suburbs". Luckily we were able to tag this one and we can now track their movements.

Otherwise known as who let Rob out?

ha ha. very. fucking. funny.

couldn't be me because.....1) I have hair and scrapes all over my legs and 2) I wear my crocs "straps up"

so, ha fucking ha.

Wobbie

RKCNDY said:

21 then...that includes the extra point.

wow

Wobbie

whispering hands said:

Found this book at work today.. About pissed myself laughing.. No one else understood. My boss now thinks I'm crazy!

"I went to prison and now my ani's raw"

Wobbie

deadendp said:

F Me In The Brain said:

I couldn't imagine marrying someone that was so much like me -- I am an opposites person. My buddies are similar; never dated any women for any time that were similar. I would expect her to score lower.
Like her just the way she is.
Actually it wouldn't hurt my feelings if I could bump up her score by adding #1 and #4.
Would be mighty strange if she could sing 'You've Got Another Thing Coming' or 'War Pigs' word for word with me.

And RK, that bug needs to be alive, girl!

why do we abbreviate rick and cindy as RK? shouldnt it be RC?

northerndragon

imalive said:

northerndragon said:

Here we see the middleagus crocwearingus, an elusive species rarely seen out side of their habitat "The Suburbs". Luckily we were able to tag this one and we can now track their movements.

Otherwise known as who let Rob out?

ha ha. very. fucking. funny.

couldn't be me because.....1) I have hair and scrapes all over my legs and 2) I wear my crocs "straps up"

so, ha fucking ha.

This does not help your cause. If it's not you do you recognize him as one of your herd?

Wobbie

deadendp said:

For the boys:

Matt Stonie, the new hot dog eating champ.

Matt Stonie is even a better name than Joey Chestnut.

Wobbie

SD48277 said:

Northerndragon, I don't think Rob has seen your killer comment in the degenerate-palooza thread yet.

I have not.

fuckers.

Wobbie

Empty Glass said:

imalive said:

imalive said:

"100 new"??????

tomorrow I catch up and defend myself over that crocs w/socks photo.

another 38 behind (on top of 100) and still no time to deal with you degerenerates. As soon as I finish this beer, it's off to yet another function. it has been a very degenerate weekend.

All you need to know is Ani's wife is a carpet muncher

speaking of which....IDGAF about women's soccer.....or, really, any soccer.

I do love me some tour de france.

good weekend; a little too much drinking...let me stop before i sound like last, describing the family vacay.

Wobbie

northerndragon said:

imalive said:

northerndragon said:

Here we see the middleagus crocwearingus, an elusive species rarely seen out side of their habitat "The Suburbs". Luckily we were able to tag this one and we can now track their movements.

Otherwise known as who let Rob out?

ha ha. very. fucking. funny.

couldn't be me because.....1) I have hair and scrapes all over my legs and 2) I wear my crocs "straps up"

so, ha fucking ha.

This does not help your cause. If it's not you do you recognize him as one of your herd?

I came sooooooooo close to slipping on my wet patio today. crocs are not good for traction.

Amongst the Ani

Crocs are not good for anything other than letting people know you might be mentally challenged. Isnt that why humankind created them? To let everyone know you belong to that specific herd?

Wobbie

Amongst the Ani said:

Crocs are not good for anything other than letting people know you might be mentally challenged. Isnt that why humankind created them? To let everyone know you belong to that specific herd?

that's why so many fucking DOCTORS wear them! happy 4th, you fucking moron!

Empty Glass

imalive said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Crocs are not good for anything other than letting people know you might be mentally challenged. Isnt that why humankind created them? To let everyone know you belong to that specific herd?

that's why so many fucking DOCTORS wear them! happy 4th, you fucking moron!

Amongst the Ani

I fear for your health if you are seeing doctors who wear crocs. Where do you live? in Kentucly?

deadendp

Amongst the Ani said:

I fear for your health if you are seeing doctors who wear crocs. Where do you live? in Kentucly?

Ani, Spell check or purposely misspelling?

imalive said:

deadendp said:

F Me In The Brain said:

I couldn't imagine marrying someone that was so much like me -- I am an opposites person. My buddies are similar; never dated any women for any time that were similar. I would expect her to score lower.
Like her just the way she is.
Actually it wouldn't hurt my feelings if I could bump up her score by adding #1 and #4.
Would be mighty strange if she could sing 'You've Got Another Thing Coming' or 'War Pigs' word for word with me.

And RK, that bug needs to be alive, girl!

why do we abbreviate rick and cindy as RK? shouldnt it be RC?

Since it is RKCNDY we abbreviate as RK. At least, that's how Susan introduced her at first when bringing her into the texting circle. Not Cindy.

And that bug still needs to be alive and carried out as such to fully count.

Wobbie

Amongst the Ani said:

I fear for your health if you are seeing doctors who wear crocs. Where do you live? in Kentucly?

says the guy from AZ.....meth capitol of the SW.