Degenerates Unite!! Must be on the list to enter and 18!

northerndragon

oftenreading said:

Amongst the Ani said:

The setting and the scenery are very important to a degenerate at the gym. I need the ladies in tight shorts and sports bras to fuel my workout.

And that is not a locker room. This is a locker room and is at my new soon to be gym.

Just realized where I've seen that sort of thing before. It's not called a gym, Ani - it's called a spa.

Shhhhh, he's try to be manly and promote his degenerate capabilities.

Amongst the Ani

Why should the women be the only ones to be pampered? I feel I deserve more in life. Making someone else come wipe my sweat off a bench press is a dream. Why can't I live the dream?

oftenreading

Amongst the Ani said:

Why should the women be the only ones to be pampered? I feel I deserve more in life. Making someone else come wipe my sweat off a bench press is a dream. Why can't I live the dream?

Please post photos of your pedicure when your nails are dry.

Amongst the Ani

oftenreading said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Why should the women be the only ones to be pampered? I feel I deserve more in life. Making someone else come wipe my sweat off a bench press is a dream. Why can't I live the dream?

Please post photos of your pedicure when your nails are dry.

Will do.

Rob is going to be a little frustrated when he sees how many new posts there are in the palooza thread. Should make for good fodder for the rest of us.

Wobbie

F Me In The Brain said:

Saw Blues Traveler last night -- anyone a fan? John Pooper (typo on purpose) is amazing....only thing that dude has lost is weight.

this is a pearl jam forum, is it not? 2:51 mark. back when it was hard to take a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M1DLuRf9F4

Empty Glass

^^^. I was at that show. The days of hopping on I-95 and catching shows up and down the coast. Good times

F Me In The Brain

imalive said:

F Me In The Brain said:

Saw Blues Traveler last night -- anyone a fan? John Pooper (typo on purpose) is amazing....only thing that dude has lost is weight.

this is a pearl jam forum, is it not? 2:51 mark. back when it was hard to take a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M1DLuRf9F4

Nice, I hadn't seen that. Big fan but hadn't seem him and the boys jam together.

F Me In The Brain

Amongst the Ani said:

Thank you F me. Its nice someone supports me here and doesn't challenge my degenrate status for wanting to look at rich dudes mistresses while working out. Plus who doesnt like people cleaning up after you and bringing you things. I could order a protein shake in the middle of my workout for when I am done and they will deliver it to the locker room. No need to go actually order it or pick it up.

Some of the most disgustingly (but cool? funny?) degenerate behavior I have witnessed comes from some people who have a hell of a lot more money than I do. We all put on our crocs one foot at a time, right?

Empty Glass

Please note the tags on the left side of the screen. I decided not to work and tag some threads

Empty Glass

we passed Pearl Jam and Wrigley on the tag list

Wobbie

Empty Glass said:

Please note the tags on the left side of the screen. I decided not to work and tag some threads

good start but you could so many more :thinking:

and, yes, we all put our crocs on one foot at a time.

Amongst the Ani

We are moving up the list. Degenerate is now on top of the band we all adore. We must get to #1. It is time for the degenerate movement to take over this place. Tags first, then we take the Porch. Then we all get banned and have to find a new place to post.

Wobbie

I to old to understand tags, hashtags or @anything

Empty Glass

Don't worry, I don't know what a tag is either, but I know funny

Wobbie

I'm to old, not I to old.....reminds me of "me so"....oh, never mind.

Wobbie

shit, I'm TOO old.

northerndragon

Here we go down the garden path......

oftenreading

imalive said:

shit, I'm TOO old.

Yes, your Broca's area is going.

Wobbie

oftenreading said:

imalive said:

shit, I'm TOO old.

Yes, your Broca's area is going.

WTF is Broca's area? something for cialis?

northerndragon

imalive said:

oftenreading said:

imalive said:

shit, I'm TOO old.

Yes, your Broca's area is going.

WTF is Broca's area? something for cialis?

It's a part of the brain.

northerndragon

Well the night just went off the rails as the youngest monster just poo'd all over the top bunk. Woo Hoo.

Empty Glass

northerndragon said:

Well the night just went off the rails as the youngest monster just poo'd all over the top bunk. Woo Hoo.

Ani?

Wobbie

northerndragon said:

Well the night just went off the rails as the youngest monster just poo'd all over the top bunk. Woo Hoo.

I was just wondering where the degenerate ladies were.

cleaning poo, apparently.

let it harden and post. I take back my CFL shit.

northerndragon

Empty Glass said:

northerndragon said:

Well the night just went off the rails as the youngest monster just poo'd all over the top bunk. Woo Hoo.

Ani?

Actually I was wondering if your youngest had found his way up to my place.

Wobbie

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

northerndragon said:

Well the night just went off the rails as the youngest monster just poo'd all over the top bunk. Woo Hoo.

Ani?

Actually I was wondering if your youngest had found his way up to my place.

figures....ani has a kid who constantly shits his pants

used the smiley I hate.

Wobbie

joke:

every time we drive into utah:

kids shit their pants

wife gets horny

I have the urge to steal something

Amongst the Ani

Empty Glass said:

northerndragon said:

Well the night just went off the rails as the youngest monster just poo'd all over the top bunk. Woo Hoo.

Ani?

I taught my kids right. They dont shit where they sleep. Now if you find a turd on the couch it might have been them.

Empty Glass

imalive said:

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

northerndragon said:

Well the night just went off the rails as the youngest monster just poo'd all over the top bunk. Woo Hoo.

Ani?

Actually I was wondering if your youngest had found his way up to my place.

figures....ani has a kid who constantly shits his pants

used the smiley I hate.

I'll just let this go because I laughed. Let me go check on Shot Glass

Amongst the Ani

Empty Glass said:

imalive said:

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

northerndragon said:

Well the night just went off the rails as the youngest monster just poo'd all over the top bunk. Woo Hoo.

Ani?

Actually I was wondering if your youngest had found his way up to my place.

figures....ani has a kid who constantly shits his pants

used the smiley I hate.

I'll just let this go because I laughed. Let me go check on Shot Glass

Little Ani plugged the toilet for the upteenth day in a row so I know it wasnt him. No one else can operate a plunger except me for whatever stupid reason. They let it brew in the toilet all day until I get home. Next house they don't get as many toilets so they can't do that anymore. Fucking degenerate family.

Wobbie

Amongst the Ani said:

Empty Glass said:

imalive said:

northerndragon said:

Empty Glass said:

northerndragon said:

Well the night just went off the rails as the youngest monster just poo'd all over the top bunk. Woo Hoo.

Ani?

Actually I was wondering if your youngest had found his way up to my place.

figures....ani has a kid who constantly shits his pants

used the smiley I hate.

I'll just let this go because I laughed. Let me go check on Shot Glass

Little Ani plugged the toilet for the upteenth day in a row so I know it wasnt him. No one else can operate a plunger except me for whatever stupid reason. They let it brew in the toilet all day until I get home. Next house they don't get as many toilets so they can't do that anymore. Fucking degenerate family.

my BIL has a 5 yo daughter who can drop a log like you wouldn't believe