Degenerates Unite!! Must be on the list to enter and 18!

SD48277

Last-12-Exit said:

Be safe this weekend degenerates. Be on the lookout for the crazies that want us to die.

Yup. Already had my run-in with a crazy. I was waffling on #8 on the questionnaire, but after getting into a fight with a guy in a big ass pickup truck today (know the rules of the road, dude), I can definitively say "yes, I can stand up for myself." The guy could've snapped me like a toothpick, so I'm not sure what I was thinking.

deadendp

You were thinking, IT'S MY TURN AT THE FOUR WAY STOP! And you know what, it was. Good for you!

northerndragon

Amongst the Ani said:

Off to go get my fireworks. Gots to get ready to blow some shit up tomorrow.

I thought of you when I saw this.

http://youtu.be/0Z53mFymC2U

Wobbie

"100 new"??????

tomorrow I catch up and defend myself over that crocs w/socks photo.

SD48277

northerndragon said:

Amongst the Ani said:

Off to go get my fireworks. Gots to get ready to blow some shit up tomorrow.

I thought of you when I saw this.

http://youtu.be/0Z53mFymC2U

Whoa. 8500 bottle rockets.

northerndragon

imalive said:

"100 new"??????

tomorrow I catch up and defend myself over that crocs w/socks photo.

There is no defense for crocs with socks.

SD48277

Northerndragon, I don't think Rob has seen your killer comment in the degenerate-palooza thread yet.

northerndragon

Probably not, I expect a retort tomorrow

Empty Glass

imalive said:

"100 new"??????

tomorrow I catch up and defend myself over that crocs w/socks photo.

Just get some pie and whip cream and you'll be good

Empty Glass

Jamming Fare Thee Well beside the fire

FUCK YEAH!!

F Me In The Brain

Too drunk to type ahddtuhcx

F Me In The Brain

-1 if u get so drunk you can't post thank you autocorrect!

Empty Glass

^^ you may have been F'd in the brain

Amongst the Ani

Just got back from Tucson and what a start to 4th weekend. I did manage to get some mortars. Got some ones that shoot a army guy with a parachute up with the mortar. My brother did warn me that he catches fire sometimes and decends with the intent to burn your house down. I knicknamed that one ISIS. M80's, 3 types of bottle rockets including one that is now even illegal in New Mexico (he got them right before the ban kicked in) and a shit load of fire crackers other miscellaneous stuff. Should be a fucking blast tomorrow night.

Since we were in Tucson we visited the Pima Air and Space museum. If you are in that area it is a must. They had a stealth bomber (much bigger than you think), the B29 Super Fortress, a B19 Flying Fortress that was used in the 1st bombing of Berlin that ended the European confilct in WWII, Marine Corps Harriers (fucking amazing), F14 Tomcats, and hundreds upon hundreds of other planes that were all used in combat from various wars and eras. Plus my kids got to climb on a nuke. Yup, a mother fucking nuke. The warhead was removed of course but still a nuke. What better way to kick off a degenerate 4th than climbing on a nuke and seeing how America became the super power it is.

Empty Glass

Fucker, I was in Tucson in '95. Was a Ft Hood and camped out of Barksdale (Air Force there) and (going to spell in phonetically, been drinking) Ft Whachucka. We should have hooked up.

Highways around Tucson were shit...set Mortars off there

Amongst the Ani

Huachuca is how it is spelled. In 95 I was stationed in Green Bay. Didnt move to AZ until 2002.

Empty Glass

Amongst the Ani said:

Huachuca is how it is spelled. In 95 I was stationed in Green Bay. Didnt move to AZ until 2002.

Almost got hit by a wild boar at Huachuca. Pig was an asshole

Amongst the Ani

Aren't all pigs. That and turtles.

I shall name one of the paratroopers that goes up with the mortar empty. Lets hope that one isn't an ISIS one that wants to burn my house down.

F Me In The Brain

Note to degenerate self: huge martini glasses are more form than function. Drinking three in about 90 minutes is like stepping in front of a bus. Today shall be a beer day.

Amongst the Ani

Sorry empty, little emptys shoot didn't open all the way so he didn't make it. He was a causlty of war and broke his neck upon landing. The two ISIS paratroopers did have their shoots open all the way and decended back to earth beautifully. Fucking ISIS.

So far I have blown up 3 of the kids toys with M80's. One of the neighbors is having a party and some middle aged hag tried to come out and yell at me for the noise. She got a very nice response of "cant wait to see you out tonight when the whole court is setting this stuff off' response. I then proceeded to blast 10 M80's and a handful of firecrackers off as fast as I could to piss her off. That neighbor is actually really cool (she comes and smokes pot with us, gets really wasted at the block parties) so not worried about it. If the kids were not with me I would have had another response for her that started with the middle finger and would have ended with a fuck you.