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SD48277

I'm not sure I want to find out how I do on the quiz. Can I just assume I got +22 points?

Amongst the Ani

I did the quiz for my wife. If it takes a +5 she barely made it as a +6. I guess I should keep her around for now. Don't tell her I said this but if it wasn't for the first 3 questions she would have been in the negative.

northerndragon

Amongst the Ani said:

I did the quiz for my wife. If it takes a +5 she barely made it as a +6. I guess I should keep her around for now. Don't tell her I said this but if it wasn't for the first 3 questions she would have been in the negative.

Oh come on she obviously has #6 nailed, as for #9 if she missed that one that is probably your fault for knocking her up 4 times, so I think you need to revise her score.

Amongst the Ani

She got scores for both #6 and #9. 1, 2, 3, 6, 9 and 10 she got points. She leaves the bathroom a mess, like country, takes an hour just to go anywhere, can be a sloppy drunk and has been known to wear sweats far too often which is also because I knocked her up 4 times. That probably explains why she takes an hour to get ready for anything. Even to the movies is an excuse to deck herself out. Plus I gave her extra negative points for only doing anything if I tell ask her to. She got extra negatives because she still doesn't do it. And I do not mean that in a 'go do this' way. I mean it as, if you do any laundry don't wash my all my gym shorts today. I have none clean so I will find a non gamey pair and wash them all when I get home from the gym. What do I find, all my gym shorts sitting wet in the washer from earlier that morning. So then they need to be re-washed and then dried before I can go. Extra negatives for that type behavior.

northerndragon

There has been a revision to the quiz, please see above.

Empty Glass

My wife is a 6.

Nice boobs and able to deal with idiots (me) helped her out

F Me In The Brain

Amongst the Ani said:

IDon't tell her I said this but if it wasn't for the first 3 questions she would have been in the negative.

One of the funniest things I have read on these boards in a while

F Me In The Brain

I took it for my wife and she got a +5. I will have to show it to her after a few drinks and share what she scores for herself since it is sort of a subjective quiz.

For myself, taking through my loving wife's eyes I got a +19. (I couldn't give myself a -5 for 'Is An Idiot' although most assuredly she would give me that after giving me positive scores for most of the other things....so honestly I think she would grade me a +14. The idea that she would mark someone up for liking to host degenerate parties with their clothes off while blowing things up is one that she would for sure see as idiotic.)

Empty Glass

Dudes can be idiots, it's in the handbook

Any PJ ladies going to post their numbers?

JWPearl

ok ill do it for my ex fiance but we are not together anymore
he got 1,2,3,5,7,8,9,10,11,13,14,15
down side
22 but we were working on that one before he left

RKCNDY

RKCNDY

Fuck...I found a goat emoji but I can't post it here...

RKCNDY

Do I get bonus points for loving metal music?

Amongst the Ani

RKCNDY said:

Do I get bonus points for loving metal music?

You can have +3 instead of +2. But you must share your total score in order to get the extra 1.

RKCNDY

21 then...that includes the extra point.

Amongst the Ani

I'm noticing a trend here. All the guys are rating their spouses with numbers slightly above zero while all the Degenerate PJ ladies are rocking near perfect scores.

RKCNDY

deadendp said:

Yes we did. Because I feel bad to leave the boys out, here is the story behind said poop story:

A lil background. We're a two building gallery but of course, the public bathroom is in our building. (Can I tell you the joy that brings me? ) The building I'm in is a converted house. What serves as the public bathroom is a half bath in the middle of the downstairs main room. It is also our box storage area.

Chick comes in and asks where the bathroom is. (She was in her 20's.) She goes, she does her thing. I'm at the front counter doing some other things and a stench hits me. They call me super sniffer at work because I have an amazingly strong sense of smell. Perfumes give me an instant headache, but I work with a girl who will vomit at the smell of such bodily functions that was offending me at that moment. She was in the front room with the pooper, so I went to check the situation out.

There it was. Clearly a double flusher that had been ignored. Door wide open. Fan turned off. The whole gallery was starting to experience the scent of what that chick laid down in there.

I might add, it was a bit offensive. I applaud her for being so willing to deposit such wreckage in a public loo, but could bitch slap her for leaving it for the rest of us to experience. It's not just leaving it in an employee bathroom as a joke. She left it so that the ENTIRE store smelled of her shit. Oh yes she did. And I might add, she seemed not aware or rather uncaring of the green fog that was quickly permeating the rooms.

I resorted to dances with poop spray. I do believe we're running with Red Honeysuckle or some such sort. I can't actually leave the can behind for the public to use. They overuse and run me out by using 1/2 a can for one lil trip. So I tripped through. I killed the odor. I obviously flushed again (within earshot), closed the door (they could hear), and remedied the situation before Toni started dry heaving.

I battled the public poo-ing and I won!

You need matches...can you handle the smell of matches? After something like that, you can light a match, blow it out, and it will take care of the smell.

deadendp

Amongst the Ani said:

RKCNDY said:

Do I get bonus points for loving metal music?

You can have +3 instead of +2. But you must share your total score in order to get the extra 1.

Do I get extra for loving metal music AND for going to Mayhem Fest?

I appreciate that northerndragon was kind enough to make a tidy list. Thanks for doing that. So much more user friendly now.

Oh, crap. Now I have to take it, eh? Hold on, please.

I appear to be a 14. I'm okay with that.

And I think that liking country music needs to be - a lot more than just one. Yuck.

RKCNDY

deadendp said:

Amongst the Ani said:

RKCNDY said:

Do I get bonus points for loving metal music?

You can have +3 instead of +2. But you must share your total score in order to get the extra 1.

Do I get extra for loving metal music AND for going to Mayhem Fest?

I appreciate that northerndragon was kind enough to make a tidy list. Thanks for doing that. So much more user friendly now.

Oh, crap. Now I have to take it, eh? Hold on, please.

I appear to be a 14. I'm okay with that.

And I think that liking country music needs to be - a lot more than just one. Yuck.

Country music needs to be categorized...stuff like Cash, Campbell, Parton, and Miller are great. Stuff like whoever it is that is on the country stations now are horrible. (as you can see, I cannot even name a new country artist-i just know it makes my ears bleed)

Empty Glass

Amongst the Ani said:

I'm noticing a trend here. All the guys are rating their spouses with numbers slightly above zero while all the Degenerate PJ ladies are rocking near perfect scores.

Must be some +3's on the PJ side for the fixation category