Official Stupid Questions Thread

yellowwho

Empty Glass said:

yellowwho said:

Sometimes when someone does something wrong and you try and tell them the right way..

They respond by saying "Ya, I knew that"

Apparently, No you didn't know that

Why ?

This reminds me of this...,you see someone you know and kindly ask "how are you doing?". Their reply: "how are you?"...I asked first, answer my question. I feel like keeping the loop going at times

People do some funny stuff, don't they !

yellowwho

Who's the first person to pee on the toilet seat at a show ?

Empty Glass

yellowwho said:

Who's the first person to pee on the toilet seat at a show ?

The GA clan

lolobugg

yellowwho said:

Who's the first person to pee on the toilet seat at a show ?

somebody's gotta break the ice
or piss the seat.....
that can be the new term to replace it
add it to the lexicon.

yellowwho

Empty Glass said:

yellowwho said:

Who's the first person to pee on the toilet seat at a show ?

The GA clan

Assholes !!

It's all a escalating chain reaction after that !

Pee on the seats, Pee on the floor, Pee on the walls !!

Disgusting. Just think about that next time you walk through your house with shoes on

I feel sorry for anyone who attempts a # 2

yellowwho

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

Who's the first person to pee on the toilet seat at a show ?

somebody's gotta break the ice
or piss the seat.....
that can be the new term to replace it
add it to the lexicon.

Are you talking about pissing your actual seat seat ?

I was talking bout the toilet seat
)

Empty Glass

yellowwho said:

Empty Glass said:

yellowwho said:

Who's the first person to pee on the toilet seat at a show ?

The GA clan

Assholes !!

It's all a escalating chain reaction after that !

Pee on the seats, Pee on the floor, Pee on the walls !!

Disgusting. Just think about that next time you walk through your house with shoes on

I feel sorry for anyone who attempts a # 2

No fucking lie, my shoes don't make it passed the front door. My thoughts are always "I'm standing in piss"

Oh, and going #2 at a show...fuck that. Imodium AD the morning of, the little white shit blocker pill is your friend

lolobugg

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

Who's the first person to pee on the toilet seat at a show ?

somebody's gotta break the ice
or piss the seat.....
that can be the new term to replace it
add it to the lexicon.

Are you talking about pissing your actual seat seat ?

I was talking bout the toilet seat
)

nope. I hear ya.
they have to get it good and wet.
I was thinking about when I went to take a piss at PJ20 and the bathroom attendant kept yelling
"more open shitters and open pissers down here"
It was hilarious... the way he said OPEN with the Wisconsin accent.
and I guess shitters is an official word for Alpine Valley's toilets
)

lolobugg

Empty Glass said:

yellowwho said:

Empty Glass said:

yellowwho said:

Who's the first person to pee on the toilet seat at a show ?

The GA clan

Assholes !!

It's all a escalating chain reaction after that !

Pee on the seats, Pee on the floor, Pee on the walls !!

Disgusting. Just think about that next time you walk through your house with shoes on

I feel sorry for anyone who attempts a # 2

No fucking lie, my shoes don't make it passed the front door. My thoughts are always "I'm standing in piss"

Oh, and going #2 at a show...fuck that. Imodium AD the morning of, the little white shit blocker pill is your friend

at least they didn't take a shit in the pisser.
I have seen this before....
I wonder at the level of skill needed to pull this feat off.

edit: I haven't "seen" this in real time.... just the aftermath

WhatYouTaughtMe

lolobugg said:

Empty Glass said:

yellowwho said:

Empty Glass said:

yellowwho said:

Who's the first person to pee on the toilet seat at a show ?

The GA clan

Assholes !!

It's all a escalating chain reaction after that !

Pee on the seats, Pee on the floor, Pee on the walls !!

Disgusting. Just think about that next time you walk through your house with shoes on

I feel sorry for anyone who attempts a # 2

No fucking lie, my shoes don't make it passed the front door. My thoughts are always "I'm standing in piss"

Oh, and going #2 at a show...fuck that. Imodium AD the morning of, the little white shit blocker pill is your friend

at least they didn't take a shit in the pisser.
I have seen this before....
I wonder at the level of skill needed to pull this feat off.

edit: I haven't "seen" this in real time.... just the aftermath

The one that takes some serious skill is the upperdecker. You remove the tank lid and crap in it. Leaving a log to brew for as long as it takes someone to notice.

yellowwho

lolobugg said:

Empty Glass said:

yellowwho said:

Empty Glass said:

yellowwho said:

Who's the first person to pee on the toilet seat at a show ?

The GA clan

Assholes !!

It's all a escalating chain reaction after that !

Pee on the seats, Pee on the floor, Pee on the walls !!

Disgusting. Just think about that next time you walk through your house with shoes on

I feel sorry for anyone who attempts a # 2

No fucking lie, my shoes don't make it passed the front door. My thoughts are always "I'm standing in piss"

Oh, and going #2 at a show...fuck that. Imodium AD the morning of, the little white shit blocker pill is your friend

at least they didn't take a shit in the pisser.
I have seen this before....
I wonder at the level of skill needed to pull this feat off.

edit: I haven't "seen" this in real time.... just the aftermath

Gross !!

I have heard of this action happening as well.

That would surely take some skill !!

Last-12-Exit

Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?

yellowwho

What is a Double Decker ?
)

Jason P

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

Who's the first person to pee on the toilet seat at a show ?

somebody's gotta break the ice
or piss the seat.....
that can be the new term to replace it
add it to the lexicon.

Are you talking about pissing your actual seat seat ?

I was talking bout the toilet seat
)

nope. I hear ya.
they have to get it good and wet.
I was thinking about when I went to take a piss at PJ20 and the bathroom attendant kept yelling
"more open shitters and open pissers down here"
It was hilarious... the way he said OPEN with the Wisconsin accent.
and I guess shitters is an official word for Alpine Valley's toilets
)

The day it rained at PJ 20, I saw someone slip on the muddy hill near the porto-johns and slide 20 feet into a mud puddle at the door of one of the potties.

yellowwho

yellowwho said:

What is a Double Decker ?
)

Sorry, typo
)

Meant upper Decker....

But it was already answered above by whatyoutaughtme

lolobugg

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

lolobugg said:

Empty Glass said:

yellowwho said:

Empty Glass said:

yellowwho said:

Who's the first person to pee on the toilet seat at a show ?

The GA clan

Assholes !!

It's all a escalating chain reaction after that !

Pee on the seats, Pee on the floor, Pee on the walls !!

Disgusting. Just think about that next time you walk through your house with shoes on

I feel sorry for anyone who attempts a # 2

No fucking lie, my shoes don't make it passed the front door. My thoughts are always "I'm standing in piss"

Oh, and going #2 at a show...fuck that. Imodium AD the morning of, the little white shit blocker pill is your friend

at least they didn't take a shit in the pisser.
I have seen this before....
I wonder at the level of skill needed to pull this feat off.

edit: I haven't "seen" this in real time.... just the aftermath

The one that takes some serious skill is the upperdecker. You remove the tank lid and crap in it. Leaving a log to brew for as long as it takes someone to notice.

)

lolobugg

Jason P said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

Who's the first person to pee on the toilet seat at a show ?

somebody's gotta break the ice
or piss the seat.....
that can be the new term to replace it
add it to the lexicon.

Are you talking about pissing your actual seat seat ?

I was talking bout the toilet seat
)

nope. I hear ya.
they have to get it good and wet.
I was thinking about when I went to take a piss at PJ20 and the bathroom attendant kept yelling
"more open shitters and open pissers down here"
It was hilarious... the way he said OPEN with the Wisconsin accent.
and I guess shitters is an official word for Alpine Valley's toilets
)

The day it rained at PJ 20, I saw someone slip on the muddy hill near the porto-johns and slide 20 feet into a mud puddle at the door of one of the potties.

uhhhhhhhhh
I bet they ended up with some serious illness.
that was more than mud.

Empty Glass

Has anyone ever pulled off the upper decker?

lolobugg

Empty Glass said:

Has anyone ever pulled off the upper decker?

Not I.....
but if I really hated someone and wanted revenge... >:)

Empty Glass

lolobugg said:

Empty Glass said:

Has anyone ever pulled off the upper decker?

Not I.....
but if I really hated someone and wanted revenge... >:)

I may have to pull off the fake one. Drop a Baby Ruth in someone's bowl. )

Last-12-Exit

Empty Glass said:

Has anyone ever pulled off the upper decker?

Yes. I did it in a rival fraternity toilet. They in turn tried to steal one of our signs from the house and they were met with a barrage of rubber pellets from an air gun.

Last-12-Exit

What is the right age to talk to my dog about sex?

Hobbes

Last-12-Exit said:

What is the right age to talk to my dog about sex?

I'm guessing you're in your 30's. I'd say that's old enough.

(hehe. doggie style)

Empty Glass

Hobbes said:

Last-12-Exit said:

What is the right age to talk to my dog about sex?

I'm guessing you're in your 30's. I'd say that's old enough.

(hehe. doggie style)

)

RKCNDY

ldent42 said:

I wish they made us learn another language in school here the way they seemed to make everyone in Europe learn English. I got the Rosetta Stone program and it really, really, really works. I was able to communicate a lot better with my friend's visiting friend (who spoke no English) than I would have otherwise. It's worth mentioning that I only did a very small portion of the lessons before giving it up. I wanted to start it up again because my college had a language requirement but if you can pass a test they waive it, but I never found the time.

When I went to school, we had to take a foreign language, 2 years...it was a requirement to graduate. Not that I remember it all, I mean we had to learn proper conjunctions and whatever.

I know the important stuff: "Hola! Como esta? Donde esta el bano?" (I'm sorry I don't know how to put the tildes above the correct letters, but I know my pronunciation is excellent)

Thread integrity: Why when people are introduced on TV and they are asked "Tell me about yourself?" and they always say, "I have been married to my beautiful wife for (X) years and we have 3 beautiful children" I wanna hear, "I've been married for (X) years, got a couple of rug rats and a dog"

northerndragon

yellowwho said:

Empty Glass said:

yellowwho said:

Who's the first person to pee on the toilet seat at a show ?

The GA clan

Assholes !!

It's all a escalating chain reaction after that !

Pee on the seats, Pee on the floor, Pee on the walls !!

Disgusting. Just think about that next time you walk through your house with shoes on

I feel sorry for anyone who attempts a # 2

Boys are so lucky...us girls have to levitate or hold it. I go with the latter because there is no way I'm even attempting to pee at a concert *shudder*.

RKCNDY

northerndragon said:

Boys are so lucky...us girls have to levitate or hold it. I go with the latter because there is no way I'm even attempting to pee at a concert *shudder*.

I'm going to assume you don't go camping? I'm an "expert hover-er"

SD48277

What's up with the "here in the real world" mentions I've seen in some of the threads? Have I been living in a fake world all this time? With fake plastic trees?

Jason P

I was in a meeting today and we were discussing what days we should make PTO holidays for 2015. Someone asked if we could move MLK day to Black Friday. About 15 eyebrows raised around the room until the guy realizes the Faux pas he committed and did a face palm.

RKCNDY

SD48277 said:

What's up with the "here in the real world" mentions I've seen in some of the threads? Have I been living in a fake world all this time? With fake plastic trees?

there is PJ world and real world...