How do you make a cat go woof! ?
Pour petrol over it and throw on a match...
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
and Hells hasn't even had the pleasure of meeting me yet, so she can't have peeked...
that was sorta my point :rolleyes:
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. He gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''
''How do you know that'll work?'' she wonders.
''I dont, but it worked for your arse?'''
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Oh, for fuck's sake... you can't get enough of that picture can you?!
nope.. and your point being?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I was merely drawing attention to the fact that you've posted it in about 780997997097978997868 threads in the past hour.
To be fair though, it's great
i know this.. i was merely sharing the glory around
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
He lurrrrrrrrrves you... he wants to kissssssssssssss you... he wants to marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryy you
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
dunk ~ sorry friend called in I had to write a letter for her n got all caught up !
no probs sistah!!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
He lurrrrrrrrrves you... he wants to kissssssssssssss you... he wants to marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryy you
hehehe. I love that.
dunky, please stop posting that pic in this thread.
and jaysis, I leave you people for a few hours and all you can post is smut?!
should've known. :rolleyes:
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
dunky, please stop posting that pic in this thread.
and jaysis, I leave you people for a few hours and all you can post is smut?!
should've known. :rolleyes:
See they've just spent the past 40 minutes thinking of non-smut stuff to say... hence the lack of response
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
See they've just spent the past 40 minutes thinking of non-smut stuff to say... hence the lack of response
noice. so I killed the smut?
I don't usually mind the smut.. there was just so much of it and it was very.. smutty.
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
I don't usually mind the smut.. there was just so much of it and it was very.. smutty.
smutty is good
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I put an egg inside the microwave, within a bowl with water to see how it went BANG!!!!
and boy it did!!! Scared the crap outta me
It took about 2-3 minutes, and left in my microwave a hard-boiled egg splattered mess. And no, I wasn't terribly bored, just curious to witness the reaction.
No damage though, except to the egg. Poor bastard.
I think it was the 'gaping anus' part that kinda freaked me out. I mean, it's not something you'd expect to read all of a sudden is it?
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
em, you should know by now that when things get boring around here, the smut will always come back, because we love it so much
ain't that the truth...
go on eMMI... whip 'em out...!
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
em, you should know by now that when things get boring around here, the smut will always come back, because we love it so much
I KNOW THAT! believe me, it's become very clear.
and things don't even have to get boring.. :rolleyes:
and I'm not saying the smut is good, I was just surprised by the amount of it and what was said. :eek:
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
ain't that the truth...
go on eMMI... whip 'em out...!
:eek:
no.
I'm not wearing a good top for that sorta activity. :eek:
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
And by doing that you kinda killed the thread :eek:
I KNOW THAT!
don't you think I feel bad about it?
argh. and MSN isn't working. :(
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
mine doesn't. I think I'm gonna have to update it.. :eek:
it says it's temporarily unavailable..
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
haha. I can just feel all your sympathy oozing from that post.
argh, tried to update it and get Live Messenger but it won't work either. will have to give our mum's cousin a ring if it won't work soon, he should know what to do.
oh yeh, deleted yer smilies...
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
meow. anyone got anything exciting planned for tonight?
is there a list of who's going to cc next week anywhere? any plans for a pre gig meet?
Hey Heather hope you're having a good weekend
Don't think there is an official list anywhere but there are quite a few of us. Think only plan is that people will be arriving at The Royal George (where else ) from about 2 onwards. Look forward to seeing you
So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
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Pour petrol over it and throw on a match...
that was sorta my point :rolleyes:
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. He gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''
''How do you know that'll work?'' she wonders.
''I dont, but it worked for your arse?'''
nope.. and your point being?
Nah, no point really. I was merely drawing attention to the fact that you've posted it in about 780997997097978997868 threads in the past hour.
To be fair though, it's great
dunk ~ sorry friend called in I had to write a letter for her n got all caught up !
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
i know this.. i was merely sharing the glory around
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
no probs sistah!!!
hehehe. I love that.
dunky, please stop posting that pic in this thread.
and jaysis, I leave you people for a few hours and all you can post is smut?!
should've known. :rolleyes:
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
noice. so I killed the smut?
I don't usually mind the smut.. there was just so much of it and it was very.. smutty.
smutty is good
I put an egg inside the microwave, within a bowl with water to see how it went BANG!!!!
and boy it did!!! Scared the crap outta me
It took about 2-3 minutes, and left in my microwave a hard-boiled egg splattered mess. And no, I wasn't terribly bored, just curious to witness the reaction.
No damage though, except to the egg. Poor bastard.
well, yeah. I'm not saying it's not.
I think it was the 'gaping anus' part that kinda freaked me out. I mean, it's not something you'd expect to read all of a sudden is it?
em, you should know by now that when things get boring around here, the smut will always come back, because we love it so much
I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
ain't that the truth...
go on eMMI... whip 'em out...!
oh u alllook so small on this lickie laptop
I'm out baby sitting 2 naughty lil boys who are dead cute
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
I KNOW THAT! believe me, it's become very clear.
and things don't even have to get boring.. :rolleyes:
and I'm not saying the smut is good, I was just surprised by the amount of it and what was said. :eek:
:eek:
no.
I'm not wearing a good top for that sorta activity. :eek:
I KNOW THAT!
don't you think I feel bad about it?
argh. and MSN isn't working. :(
mine doesn't. I think I'm gonna have to update it.. :eek:
it says it's temporarily unavailable..
No :mad:
!
haha. I can just feel all your sympathy oozing from that post.
argh, tried to update it and get Live Messenger but it won't work either. will have to give our mum's cousin a ring if it won't work soon, he should know what to do.
oh yeh, deleted yer smilies...
is there a list of who's going to cc next week anywhere? any plans for a pre gig meet?
Hey Heather hope you're having a good weekend
Don't think there is an official list anywhere but there are quite a few of us. Think only plan is that people will be arriving at The Royal George (where else ) from about 2 onwards. Look forward to seeing you
Casey's birthday today..... http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=243962 Lots of birthdays coming up .. that means drinks
For those going to see CC on wednesday... weather forecast said 'dry'! All the better for queuing!