Dublin crew!!!

redrock

:D:D Dave - the master riddler breaker!

UKDave

redrock wrote:

:D:D Dave - the master riddler breaker!

Aw.... shucks...

UKDave

Got these today..

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of $h*t.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. Ahhhh. I see the **ck-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a $h*t.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your cry-baby whiny-ar$ed opinion would be?

24. Do I look like a **cking people person to you?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.

31. Oh I get it. Like humour, but different.........

32. An office is just a mental institute without the padded walls.

33. Can I swap this job for what's behind door .........1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume (or aftershave). Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career; it turns out I just needed the money.

39. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent.

40. Wait a minute - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

41. Aren't you a black hole of need?

42. I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?

43. Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

44. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

45. If you have something to say raise your hand.........then place it over your mouth.

46. I'm too busy; can I ignore you some other time?

47. Don't let your mind wander, its too small to be let out on its own.

48. Have a nice day, somewhere else.

49. You're not yourself today; I noticed the improvement straight away.

50. You are as pretty as a picture; I'd really like to hang you.

51. Don't believe everything you think.

52. Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one caring.

UKDave

Another riddle:

Who are the best band in the world
but behind Evanesence in the poll.....? :eek:

redrock

Next riddle.....well sort of....

I'm trying to copy an AVI file that is 11G from my C: drive to an external drive F:. Even if I do a 'cut' from one drive and 'paste' to the other, it says there is not enough disk space... I know there is (I've got 275G!) so why is it doing this?????? Does it make a temporary copy on my C: 'just in case' if anything goes wrong? What I don't understand is that yesterday I moved 14G of music in one go!

Can anyone solve this riddle for me?

dunkman

redrock wrote:

Next riddle.....well sort of....

I'm trying to copy an AVI file that is 11G from my C: drive to an external drive F:. Even if I do a 'cut' from one drive and 'paste' to the other, it says there is not enough disk space... I know there is (I've got 275G!) so why is it doing this?????? Does it make a temporary copy on my C: 'just in case' if anything goes wrong? What I don't understand is that yesterday I moved 14G of music in one go!

Can anyone solve this riddle for me?

click and drag? thats how i move files around

Byrnzie

Where's V today? I wonder if she knows that she's just 3 posts away from 1000 on this thread?

UKDave

dunkman1974 wrote:

click and drag? thats how i move files around

Me too...

eMMI

Byrnzie wrote:

Where's V today? I wonder if she knows that she's just 3 posts away from 1000 on this thread?

hanging out with swede? :rolleyes:

:D

redrock

dunkman1974 wrote:

click and drag? thats how i move files around

That's what I did first.... same message. :( I'm moving more stuff over... it will free up another 5G on my C drive. That doesn't seem to be a problem!!! Will try again after that...

redrock

Like those one-liners Dave!!


Did I see the mention of orphans in this thread?

UKDave

redrock wrote:

Like those one-liners Dave!!


Did I see the mention of orphans in this thread?

Byrnzie's yer man or are you still having compatibility problems...?

Heineken Helen

lol, they're great Dave

UKDave

Heineken Helen wrote:

lol, they're great Dave

I was gonna keep them and use them on here but thought fuck it you can have them all in one blast...

redrock

UKDave wrote:

Byrnzie's yer man or are you still having compatibility problems...?

I'm afraid Byrnzie and I will never be compatible... our relationship was doomed from the start... **big sigh** :(

dunkman

UKDave wrote:

24. Do I look like a **cking people person to you?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

31. Oh I get it. Like humour, but different.........

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

40. Wait a minute - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

52. Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one caring.

there my favourites Dave.. but they were all v.good

Heineken Helen

dunkman1974 wrote:

there my favourites Dave.. but they were all v.good

:eek: :eek: :eek: DUNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Heineken Helen

50. You are as pretty as a picture; I'd really like to hang you

I love that one

chime

redrock wrote:

Pippa - young at heart... saw part of it! Sweet!!!!!!

It was ... but also sad :(

Was great watching the 80 odd year old guy learning the words to fix you by watching the video on his pc and singing along

Byrnzie

eMMI wrote:

hanging out with swede? :rolleyes:

:D

Ah hah!