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  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    dunkman wrote:
    sorry i meant you are a clingon

    :D

    it's definition #6 that has me a-wonderin'... pyrex... can you put it in the oven ? and why would you want to ? :confused:
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    dunkman wrote:
    sorry i meant you are a clingon

    that is, of course, also the oldest joke known to mankind... what's the connection between Captain Kirk and a piece of toilet paper... etc etc etc

    i'm not saying your jokes are old but...
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    redrock wrote:
    yIDoghQo' - bIjatlh 'e' yImev

    ...and don't think you're going to get me to waste the next few hours wading through the Klingon dictionary trying to figure out what you just called me there.... oh no. not a chance of me doing that. no sirreeeeeee....
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    jrd wrote:
    ...and don't think you're going to get me to waste the next few hours wading through the Klingon dictionary trying to figure out what you just called me there.... oh no. not a chance of me doing that. no sirreeeeeee....

    I wouldn't dream of it... though wouldn't you like to know... I know you do... way down deep... this is killing you... :D:D:D:D
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jrd wrote:
    that is, of course, also the oldest joke known to mankind... what's the connection between Captain Kirk and a piece of toilet paper... etc etc etc

    i'm not saying your jokes are old but...

    you even have encyclopedic knowledge on klingon jokes and their history... do you have star trek pyjamas as well... bet you call your toilet a "tele-transporter"... bet you get big hairy men from glasgow to dress up and then you bend over and shout "fill me up, scotty"

    at least i have 'jokes' :p;)

    although none of them are on this post it would seem :o:D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    dunkman wrote:
    you even have encyclopedic knowledge on klingon jokes and their history... do you have star trek pyjamas as well... bet you call your toilet a "tele-transporter"... bet you get big hairy men from glasgow to dress up and then you bend over and shout "fill me up, scotty"

    at least i have 'jokes' :p;)

    although none of them are on this post it would seem :o:D

    Hab SoSlI' Quch!

    (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I just couldn't stop myself!!!!! Curse you and your fiendish Klingon plot, red... ;) )
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    dunkman wrote:
    bet you call your toilet a "tele-transporter"...

    *harrrrumph*
    it's actually the "transpoo-ter room" :D
    at least i have 'jokes' :p;)

    that'll be your 'friends' then will it ? ;)
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    jrd wrote:
    Hab SoSlI' Quch!

    (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I just couldn't stop myself!!!!! Curse you and your fiendish Klingon plot, red... ;) )


    Mwaaaahhahahahaha...... Maybe you would be interested in this.... http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007110614,00.html
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    redrock wrote:
    Mwaaaahhahahahaha...... Maybe you would be interested in this.... http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007110614,00.html

    no (he replied sniffily) i would NOT like to waste 500K on a flat decked out in a spaceship theme. :mad:

    i want a real one with guns and lasers and transporters and a crew of nubile 18-year-old Scandanavian nymphettes and....and.... oh no... i've made a mess on the keyboard again :( :o
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    jrd wrote:
    no (he replied sniffily) i would NOT like to waste 500K on a flat decked out in a spaceship theme. :mad:

    i want a real one with guns and lasers and transporters and a crew of nubile 18-year-old Scandanavian nymphettes and....and.... oh no... i've made a mess on the keyboard again :( :o

    You should know by now that you need to lay off the tomato soup near your computer.....
  • Jennytree
    Jennytree Posts: 5,340
    redrock wrote:
    You should know by now that you need to lay off the tomato soup near your computer.....

    tomato soup? If thats what you kids are calling it these days!!
    This is me:
    http://www.facebook.com/jennytree

    SMELL YER MA!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jennytree wrote:
    tomato soup? If thats what you kids are calling it these days!!


    i'm lost :confused:

    could one of the girls strip off and tell me what we're going on about??!!?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm lost :confused:

    could one of the girls strip off and tell me what we're going on about??!!?

    Jenny's easier on the eye than me but I doubt she's do that for you... then again.. she may just smother you with her boobies...
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    redrock wrote:
    Jenny's easier on the eye than me but I doubt she's do that for you... then again.. she may just smother you with her boobies...

    its a hard thing for me to do but if needs must :)

    maybe if i told her she gets a point for face smothering then she will!!!! :cool:


    Al is gonna be sooooo jealous... jealous and impotent... :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Scratchin a Letter
    Scratchin a Letter Posts: 2,303
    dunkman wrote:
    i'm lost :confused:

    could one of the girls strip off and tell me what we're going on about??!!?
    Great subtlety there Angus McHaggis... but one of the girls? Pfft. I'd rather all of them. Apart from the married and involved. Which only really leaves...
  • Irish Al
    Irish Al Posts: 6,236
    I'm not jealous at all :rolleyes:

    So what have I missed...all I can gather is that those fuckers didn't ring me on sat either and I would have talked for ages cause I was ba-lub-as :o
    I need a coffee!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Scratchin a Letter wrote:
    Great subtlety there Angus McHaggis... but one of the girls? Pfft. I'd rather all of them. Apart from the married and involved. Which only really leaves...


    i'd rather all of them as well :)

    doesnt matter if they are married or whatever... they're dirty bitches at heart and i'm sure getting naked isnt really 'cheating' :)

    but by your rules its only Jenny, Emms, Pip and Helen... i'll bring Twister :cool:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jennytree
    Jennytree Posts: 5,340
    i think there should be two points for boobie-smothering, considering there are two of them!


    Getting nekkid isn't cheating - neither is girls kissing other girls! :p
    This is me:
    http://www.facebook.com/jennytree

    SMELL YER MA!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jennytree wrote:
    i think there should be two points for boobie-smothering, considering there are two of them!


    Getting nekkid isn't cheating - neither is girls kissing other girls! :p


    have 235710895 points, as long as my face is smothered i dont give a fuck...

    p.s. Jenny right foot red and left foot green... mmmmmm naked twister
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    dunkman wrote:
    i'd rather all of them as well :)

    doesnt matter if they are married or whatever... they're dirty bitches at heart and i'm sure getting naked isnt really 'cheating' :)

    but by your rules its only Jenny, Emms, Pip and Helen... i'll bring Twister :cool:

    I hate Twister! :cool:
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."

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