Dublin crew!!!

chime

dunkman wrote:

EDIT: fuck... i posted in the Dublin thread

Now there's so many threads it's hard to remember which one you're reading/posting in

The only solution for your Dunk would be to stop reading the Dublin thread and then you wouldn't accidently post in it

But could you resist checking it to see if you were missing anything

REMEMBER you can't reply to this post

UKDave

jrd wrote:

must have been a bit chilly in yer kilt - that depth of snow must have caused a bit of... shrinkage!

:eek: shrinkage... this weather is not good :(

Byrnzie

jrd wrote:

must have been a bit chilly in yer kilt - that depth of snow must have caused a bit of... shrinkage!

I heard that Dunk's nob is so small though that he was once even turned away from the annual worlds smallest penis competition as they mistook him for a girl.
I can say whatever i like now, coz he won't post here! Nah nah na nah nah!!

eMMI

Byrnzie wrote:

I heard that Dunk's nob is so small though that he was once even turned away from the annual worlds smallest penis competition as they mistook him for a girl.
I can say whatever i like now, coz he won't post here! Nah nah na nah nah!!

but did you know.. (I heard this from somewhere..) that the smaller the penis is when err.. floppy (lol. ) the bigger it becomes when.. stiffy..

I can't believe I just posted that. :eek:

eMMI

jrd wrote:

exactly... 2-3 inches of snow if fuck all, but it still manages to practically grind the travel system to a halt. it's pathetic. unless you get the day off, or 'work from home' because of it

oh jaysus.. that is pathetic!

here, trains were running 15-60 mins late when it was -27 degrees! when it's warmer, things go on well.

UKDave

eMMI wrote:

but did you know.. (I heard this from somewhere..) that the smaller the penis is when err.. floppy (lol. ) the bigger it becomes when.. stiffy..

I can't believe I just posted that. :eek:

I thought the consensus was that there wasn't any correlation between the size from one state to the other

Think that was just someone wanting you to help him get a stiffy

edit: dunk...? you still not posting? you must be wriggling in your seat

redrock

eMMI wrote:

but did you know.. (I heard this from somewhere..) that the smaller the penis is when err.. floppy (lol. ) the bigger it becomes when.. stiffy..

I can't believe I just posted that. :eek:

A fib some guy with a tiny willy told you.....

Believe me... I was in the business of selling penile and testicular implants (among other implants - like boobies!)

Byrnzie

eMMI wrote:

but did you know.. (I heard this from somewhere..) that the smaller the penis is when err.. floppy (lol. ) the bigger it becomes when.. stiffy..

I can't believe I just posted that. :eek:

errr...no.

p.s, what is going on these past few days? Must be something in the air! :rolleyes:

eMMI

UKDave wrote:

I thought the consensus was that there wasn't any correlation between the size from one state to the other

Think that was just someone wanting you to help him get a stiffy

lol. come to think of it, it was a documentory that gave me that info. I believe it was called "the anatomy of sex".. lol. and it was quite boring actually.
it also said that the penis is actually in a relaxed state during a stiffy.


EDIT: lol. it was an American documentary actually.

UKDave

redrock wrote:

A fib some guy with a tiny willy told you.....

Believe me... I was in the business of selling penile and testicular implants (among other implants - like boobies!)

That's what I reckon

dunk... why would misinform people like this

Rita :eek: didn't see that bit initially, freaking hell!! :eek:

dunkman

Chime wrote:

But could you resist checking it to see if you were missing anything

no no.. i did "new posts" and it came up and it was just force of habit.. i clicked and read jrd's post..

i just think that Dublin has been done and now its London forthcoming... we just talk shit in here anyway so why not just talk shit in the London Crew thread? it will give us a chance to meet up with the nice folks going to london who havent posted in this thread cos they werent in Dublin....

i have to check two threads these days and i'm just too lazy for that :(

it was just a thought... you all abandoned the Astoria thread without so much of a thought.. but tearing you away from Dublin (which wasnt even as good a gig as Dublin) is like wrestling a penny from a scottish guy!!!!

boo!!!

UKDave

eMMI wrote:

lol. come to think of it, it was a documentory that gave me that info. I believe it was called "the anatomy of sex".. lol. and it was quite boring actually.
it also said that the penis is actually in a relaxed state during a stiffy.

I think I can speak for the fella's here but it doesn't feel very "relaxed" to me at that point

UKDave

dunkman wrote:

no no.. i did "new posts" and it came up and it was just force of habit.. i clicked and read jrd's post..

i just think that Dublin has been done and now its London forthcoming... we just talk shit in here anyway so why not just talk shit in the London Crew thread? it will give us a chance to meet up with the nice folks going to london who havent posted in this thread cos they werent in Dublin....

i have to check two threads these days and i'm just too lazy for that :(

it was just a thought... you all abandoned the Astoria thread without so much of a thought.. but tearing you away from Dublin (which wasnt even as good a gig as Dublin) is like wrestling a penny from a scottish guy!!!!

boo!!!

Well said that man, all back to Astoria then.....?

dunkman

Byrnzie wrote:

I heard that Dunk's nob is so small though that he was once even turned away from the annual worlds smallest penis competition as they mistook him for a girl.
I can say whatever i like now, coz he won't post here! Nah nah na nah nah!!

I once heard that Byrznies knob was so small that he shagged a polo and the polo complained about not being satisfied

UKDave

dunkman wrote:

I once heard that Byrznies knob was so small that he shagged a polo and the polo complained about not being satisfied

Is that before or after it was sucked for a few minutes?

:eek: ....I meant the polo

redrock

UKDave wrote:

Rita :eek: didn't see that bit initially, freaking hell!! :eek:

All silicone implants... willies, boobies, balls, finger joints, etc. The penile implant trial was interesting......

Dunky.. the Astoria still pops up every once in a while....

chime

dunkman wrote:

it was just a thought... you all abandoned the Astoria thread without so much of a thought.. but tearing you away from Dublin (which wasnt even as good a gig as Dublin) is like wrestling a penny from a scottish guy!!!!

boo!!!

I think we spent quite a while posting on both Astoria and Dublin as I remembered getting confused about which conversation was on which thread ... and you seem to have forgotten quite how hard it was for Dave to leave the Astoria thread :(

UKDave

redrock wrote:

All silicone implants... willies, boobies, balls, finger joints, etc.

yuk....

UKDave

Chime wrote:

I think we spent quite a while posting on both Astoria and Dublin as I remembered getting confused about which conversation was on which thread ... and you seem to have forgotten quite how hard it was for Dave to leave the Astoria thread :(

Astoria!!!!!

dunkman

redrock wrote:

Dunky.. the Astoria still pops up every once in a while....

just when it gets horny