Dublin crew!!!

Byrnzie

UKDave wrote:

Prick...

He's also got a habit of walking up and standing directly in front of me when i'm standing - practically on the edge of - the platform. He's obviously some bitter little prick who needs his pathetic little daily victories.
It also annoyed me that nobody else on the train said anything this morning. :rolleyes:

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

Well I got the 'you're dumped' text last night :rolleyes:

that is a shame Hellsy :(


perhaps you could try lesbianism and perhaps you could post photos of said lesbianism experiment.... you know... just to let us blokes see if you are doing lesbianism correctly

mull it over.... no rush

V V

aww Helen so sorry ! what a coward by text !!! wanker :mad:

Heineken Helen

Byrnzie wrote:

He's also got a habit of walking up and standing directly in front of me when i'm standing - practically on the edge of - the platform. He's obviously some bitter little prick who needs his pathetic little daily victories.
It also annoyed me that nobody else on the train said anything this morning. :rolleyes:

:eek: sounds like you have a stalker seems he'll do anything to get your attention maybe you should come on to him

V V

Heineken Helen wrote:

:eek: sounds like you have a stalker seems he'll do anything to get your attention maybe you should come on to him

hahahahahahahaha yeah could be true !

hey Byrnzie what happened to that nice girl on the train????

UKDave

Heineken Helen wrote:

I fucking HATE people like that :mad: there's always one, isn't there. Especially on cold frosty mornings all the windows are open :eek: . In the summer when it's boiling, NOBODY opens them :eek: what the fuck is wrong with people? :mad:

Well I got the 'you're dumped' text last night :rolleyes: It was put a little bit nicer than that but it means the same fucking thing in the end :mad: . Why the fuck didn't I get in there first?

Sorry to hear that H... shit way to do it... :(

UKDave

dunkman wrote:

that is a shame Hellsy :(


perhaps you could try lesbianism and perhaps you could post photos of said lesbianism experiment.... you know... just to let us blokes see if you are doing lesbianism correctly

mull it over.... no rush

We are qualified experts, so there is no better service available...

Heineken Helen

V V wrote:

aww Helen so sorry ! what a coward by text !!! wanker :mad:

Thanks VV and dunk well he's in Portugal at the moment and apologised for not doing it in person :rolleyes: I mean, what was he going to do? Arrange to meet and then break it off when I think we're on a date :eek: I probably would have killed him . He managed to put ALL the stereotypical break up stuff in one text that was about 5 pages long :rolleyes: you're so great, I'm just not ready, I've really enjoyed being with you, I must be mad but I have to be honest, blah blah fucking blah... all that fucking bollox bullshite :mad:

I sent him back a reasonably bitchy text to which he replied more shite about how fucking wonderful I am :rolleyes: so I told him to stop with the shite talk that I'd heard enough of it and then don't hear from him for days and said I may be 'nice' but I'm not fucking stupid :mad:

That's the end of that then :(

Dunk... lesbianism's looking EXTREMELY likely at the moment

dunkman

Byrnzie wrote:

It also annoyed me that nobody else on the train said anything this morning. :rolleyes:

that is a problem... i'm forever getting into arguments and shit as it seems i'm the only one who will say anything


bus driver, about 3 days before xmas, wouldnt let this 13 year old girl on the bus as he claimed her pound coin was "one of those fake ones" when i suggested it looked okay to me he tried to grab my jacket and managed to pull my earphones out of my ears :eek:

i remained amazingly calm and all he did was shout "whats it got to do with you" etc etc etc!!! when i got off the bus he was still having a go at me so i turned to him and said "listen you fucking jobsworth, why dont you just do your shitty little job that you get paid shitty money for and when your tucked up in your bed tonight in your shitty little rented council house.. you think about what a prick you were today.... thick fucker driving a bus for a living... maybe you should have done better at school"

i think i heard applause from some of the passengers :cool:


fucking threaten him next time Byrnzie... and when he stand in front of you at the platform just keep nudging and bumping into him...

Heineken Helen

UKDave wrote:

Sorry to hear that H... shit way to do it... :(

Thanks yeh, I know, he said something about how he should have been straightforward sooner but it took him a while to get it together

Byrnzie

dunkman wrote:

that is a shame Hellsy :(


perhaps you could try lesbianism and perhaps you could post photos of said lesbianism experiment.... you know... just to let us blokes see if you are doing lesbianism correctly

mull it over.... no rush

There's a thread on this very subject on the M.T right now. For some reason, the moment i started reading it, i found that i'd calmed down and settled into a peculiar state of relaxed contentment.

Heineken Helen

Byrnzie wrote:

There's a thread on this very subject on the M.T right now. For some reason, the moment i started reading it, i found that i'd calmed down and settled into a peculiar state of relaxed contentment.

Funny that

Byrnzie

V V wrote:

hey Byrnzie what happened to that nice girl on the train????

Nothing really. Just the odd nod of recognition. People on the train in the mornings seem to just close up. I'm the same aswell really - apart from this morning
Maybe i'll chat her up again the next time i'm pissed.

Scratchin a Letter

Sorry to hear that Helen. I'm in a pretty shite situation too..

chime

Heineken Helen wrote:

Well I got the 'you're dumped' text last night :rolleyes: It was put a little bit nicer than that but it means the same fucking thing in the end :mad: . Why the fuck didn't I get in there first?

Sorry Hells

At least it means I've someone to keep my company assessing the talent in March

Heineken Helen

Scratchin a Letter wrote:

Sorry to hear that Helen. I'm in a pretty shite situation too..

:( Really? I'm sorry! Is this the one you had the dates with? :( Maybe it's when they start off so fucking well that they're actually fake pricks with nothing better to do than mess people around :mad:

I would have been happy with the whole going on the piss thing and just having a drinking relationship. But HE was the one who wanted to do things like go out for dinner or go to the cinema or shite like that. I'd never done stuff like that before with a guy really so he gave me the false impression that he was different... even though he claimed we actually weren't going out :rolleyes:

dunkman

what is this... the fucking Singles Thread :rolleyes:

Chime.. i'm embroiled in an Arcade Fire argument on that thread now

Heineken Helen

Chime wrote:

Sorry Hells

At least it means I've someone to keep my company assessing the talent in March

well that's true. I think I'm meeting poor Damien tonight for a few beers... which is good, cos I need a few, but I feel a bit sorry for him in advance

Byrnzie

dunkman wrote:

that is a problem... i'm forever getting into arguments and shit as it seems i'm the only one who will say anything


bus driver, about 3 days before xmas, wouldnt let this 13 year old girl on the bus as he claimed her pound coin was "one of those fake ones" when i suggested it looked okay to me he tried to grab my jacket and managed to pull my earphones out of my ears :eek:

i remained amazingly calm and all he did was shout "whats it got to do with you" etc etc etc!!! when i got off the bus he was still having a go at me so i turned to him and said "listen you fucking jobsworth, why dont you just do your shitty little job that you get paid shitty money for and when your tucked up in your bed tonight in your shitty little rented council house.. you think about what a prick you were today.... thick fucker driving a bus for a living... maybe you should have done better at school"

i think i heard applause from some of the passengers :cool:


fucking threaten him next time Byrnzie... and when he stand in front of you at the platform just keep nudging and bumping into him...

I have a classic:
I was on a bus last year and some kids were pissing about and one of them got into it with the driver - gobbing off at him. The driver was a big black fella. The bus had stopped and one of the kids was calling the driver a wanker, e.t.c. At one point the kid called the driver a pussy. This driver then got out of his cab - and he was a big bastard. In front of everyone on the bus he just stood over this kid and said "What do you know about pussy?"
I laughed so hard i nearly shat.

chime

dunkman wrote:

what is this... the fucking Singles Thread :rolleyes:

Chime.. i'm embroiled in an Arcade Fire argument on that thread now

I apologise for being single :( At least it means I don't have to stress Valentines

I saw. Would be good if you managed to sort that out (although not for your mate missing PJ ) as I know how much you really wanted to see them