if you could straight up smack someone in the mouth, why would you do it & what would happen? let's read everyone's essays on this subject. low wage paying slave drivers & sweat shop kings & queens deserve to be jacked upside the head just because it is the right thing to do & if one did ring their bell for 'em, a carnival on wheels they'd win, it'd land at their feet out of the thin clear blue sky, bam - pow- bang & crash, kaboom... your mystical carnival genie on wheels is now your funbomb w/ bad gas
We've had a good winter blast in our neck of the woods.
I came across a dozen people driving out on the roads that I wanted to smack. Idiots driving way too fast or following way too close on our roads which are sheets of ice.
I wanna smack them. Nothing more than that. Just a really good open hand smack.
if you could straight up smack someone in the mouth, why would you do it & what would happen? let's read everyone's essays on this subject. low wage paying slave drivers & sweat shop kings & queens deserve to be jacked upside the head just because it is the right thing to do & if one did ring their bell for 'em, a carnival on wheels they'd win, it'd land at their feet out of the thin clear blue sky, bam - pow- bang & crash, kaboom... your mystical carnival genie on wheels is now your funbomb w/ bad gas
I'm not 100% sure what chad is after, what with his discourse on butchering elk, big red gum, turkey and black friday....but his mention of sweat shops and smacking people brings this to mind...
my poor mother-in-law, bless her heart, is forced to work at a wal-mart in a shitty wyoming town....a town created by the oil boom but now just there...a town where you buy fireworks and liquor in the same store. anyways, mom-in-law was forced to go into work thanksgiving night (bastards!)...some bargain hunting shoppers got into a fist fight over a four dollar DVD....punches were thrown and the instigator went to jail...when all is said and done, I'm quite sure he will spend much more on his fine than he stood to save on the DVD.
quite fitting and/or ironic I think. this person definitely deserves to be "jacked upside the head."
If I had known then what I know now...
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timing how long a guy holds in the smoke is fucking stupid. that timing guy should be thrown on the floor. idiots all three of them smoking synthetic weed
if you could straight up smack someone in the mouth, why would you do it & what would happen? let's read everyone's essays on this subject. low wage paying slave drivers & sweat shop kings & queens deserve to be jacked upside the head just because it is the right thing to do & if one did ring their bell for 'em, a carnival on wheels they'd win, it'd land at their feet out of the thin clear blue sky, bam - pow- bang & crash, kaboom... your mystical carnival genie on wheels is now your funbomb w/ bad gas
I'm not 100% sure what chad is after, what with his discourse on butchering elk, big red gum, turkey and black friday....but his mention of sweat shops and smacking people brings this to mind...
my poor mother-in-law, bless her heart, is forced to work at a wal-mart in a shitty wyoming town....a town created by the oil boom but now just there...a town where you buy fireworks and liquor in the same store. anyways, mom-in-law was forced to go into work thanksgiving night (bastards!)...some bargain hunting shoppers got into a fist fight over a four dollar DVD....punches were thrown and the instigator went to jail...when all is said and done, I'm quite sure he will spend much more on his fine than he stood to save on the DVD.
quite fitting and/or ironic I think. this person definitely deserves to be "jacked upside the head."
neither am i, rob
your mother in law deserve a mighty big check from walmart. that is incredible. fighting over a dvd at the walmart is one of the dumbest-shit things anyone can do. what would be dumber is fighting over the last jar of grape jelly. who the frig? what grown ass man uses grape jelly?
I also will need to reply to your good questions later....on a proper keyboard. I have to unchop some wood right now!
How does one unchop wood? Does this put the tree back together again?
I cannot take credit for the genius concept of unchopping wood -- that would be our friend Chadwick. My belief has been, since this concept was introduced, that unchopping wood is more of a mental exercise and means something different for everyone. How do you do the impossible?
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if you could straight up smack someone in the mouth, why would you do it & what would happen? let's read everyone's essays on this subject.
If I could straight up smack someone in the mouth, it would be a result of my frustration with some people pushing their beliefs, lifestyles, etc onto the rest of us. [If there is one thing I strive for in my life it is to not tell people what to do beyond being someone who doesn't cause harm to others. If you want to be a dirtbag, help yourself! Know that there are often repercussions for being a scum and you need to be prepared to accept them.] So the 'holy rollers' are the worst offenders of all to me. The people who take it to the extreme of picketing the funerals of fallen warriors with signs about why their god wanted the soldiers to die? I want to smack them first. With a fucking 2x4. (Google 'church picketing funerals' and look at the images. I wont post any here because they make me want to pummel the fucking pieces of dog shit holding those signs.)
What would happen? In the best case scenario there would be one person who would learn the very harsh and real repercussion of picketing the funeral service of one of our fallen heroes and who would choose to not do this again. (After going to the dentist to get new teeth of course.)
I also will need to reply to your good questions later....on a proper keyboard. I have to unchop some wood right now!
How does one unchop wood? Does this put the tree back together again?
I cannot take credit for the genius concept of unchopping wood -- that would be our friend Chadwick. My belief has been, since this concept was introduced, that unchopping wood is more of a mental exercise and means something different for everyone. How do you do the impossible?
Thanks for the clarification. I must have missed this earlier zen moment.
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if you could straight up smack someone in the mouth, why would you do it & what would happen? let's read everyone's essays on this subject.
If I could straight up smack someone in the mouth, it would be a result of my frustration with some people pushing their beliefs, lifestyles, etc onto the rest of us. [If there is one thing I strive for in my life it is to not tell people what to do beyond being someone who doesn't cause harm to others. If you want to be a dirtbag, help yourself! Know that there are often repercussions for being a scum and you need to be prepared to accept them.] So the 'holy rollers' are the worst offenders of all to me. The people who take it to the extreme of picketing the funerals of fallen warriors with signs about why their god wanted the soldiers to die? I want to smack them first. With a fucking 2x4. (Google 'church picketing funerals' and look at the images. I wont post any here because they make me want to pummel the fucking pieces of dog shit holding those signs.)
What would happen? In the best case scenario there would be one person who would learn the very harsh and real repercussion of picketing the funeral service of one of our fallen heroes and who would choose to not do this again. (After going to the dentist to get new teeth of course.)
And top o'the morning to you too
I can relate to this and quite honestly, was a nice vicarious release.
if you could straight up smack someone in the mouth, why would you do it & what would happen? let's read everyone's essays on this subject.
If I could straight up smack someone in the mouth, it would be a result of my frustration with some people pushing their beliefs, lifestyles, etc onto the rest of us. [If there is one thing I strive for in my life it is to not tell people what to do beyond being someone who doesn't cause harm to others. If you want to be a dirtbag, help yourself! Know that there are often repercussions for being a scum and you need to be prepared to accept them.] So the 'holy rollers' are the worst offenders of all to me. The people who take it to the extreme of picketing the funerals of fallen warriors with signs about why their god wanted the soldiers to die? I want to smack them first. With a fucking 2x4. (Google 'church picketing funerals' and look at the images. I wont post any here because they make me want to pummel the fucking pieces of dog shit holding those signs.)
What would happen? In the best case scenario there would be one person who would learn the very harsh and real repercussion of picketing the funeral service of one of our fallen heroes and who would choose to not do this again. (After going to the dentist to get new teeth of course.)
Isn't it those westboro baptist people that do that shit? Saying our dead soldiers are punishment for homosexuality? Agreed, those are the worst fucking people. I thought I read somewhere that a gay rights group bought a house across the street from their church and painted it rainbow colored. If true, that is fucking FABULOUS!
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if you could straight up smack someone in the mouth, why would you do it & what would happen? let's read everyone's essays on this subject.
If I could straight up smack someone in the mouth, it would be a result of my frustration with some people pushing their beliefs, lifestyles, etc onto the rest of us. [If there is one thing I strive for in my life it is to not tell people what to do beyond being someone who doesn't cause harm to others. If you want to be a dirtbag, help yourself! Know that there are often repercussions for being a scum and you need to be prepared to accept them.] So the 'holy rollers' are the worst offenders of all to me. The people who take it to the extreme of picketing the funerals of fallen warriors with signs about why their god wanted the soldiers to die? I want to smack them first. With a fucking 2x4. (Google 'church picketing funerals' and look at the images. I wont post any here because they make me want to pummel the fucking pieces of dog shit holding those signs.)
What would happen? In the best case scenario there would be one person who would learn the very harsh and real repercussion of picketing the funeral service of one of our fallen heroes and who would choose to not do this again. (After going to the dentist to get new teeth of course.)
Isn't it those westboro baptist people that do that shit? Saying our dead soldiers are punishment for homosexuality? Agreed, those are the worst fucking people. I thought I read somewhere that a gay rights group bought a house across the street from their church and painted it rainbow colored. If true, that is fucking FABULOUS!
LOL, awesome. Yes, that is the particular group of people I was answering Chad's question about. They are at the top of the list but anyone who works to actively convert me to their cult is also susceptible to the backhand of god in the form of my person.
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I think Westboro is up there with the worst of the worst.
As to attempted conversion, I had to end what was a nice and rare friendship after she attended a church service, passed out there and awoke speaking in tongues, and ultimately spent many early morning hours typing out the words of god for me (and others).
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I think Westboro is up there with the worst of the worst.
As to attempted conversion, I had to end what was a nice and rare friendship after she attended a church service, passed out there and awoke speaking in tongues, and ultimately spent many early morning hours typing out the words of god for me (and others).
I hope she gets some professional help when she is open to accepting. It is like the people who go to evangelist tents and are cured. More power to them, I guess, so long as they leave me alone.
I often wonder if I insisted on saying a prayer to Satan before eating...how a mixed group of regular, everyday people would react? It just so happens that I dont believe in anything like that and I do not have any qualms about anyone believing whatever helps them - but what if I believed in Satan? Would insisting on praying over my food to my chosen deity be any more offensive than someone who believes in another god? Something tells me that group would find all sorts of problems with anyone praying to a god that wasn't one of the established gods.
in my opinion, "opine" is an underused word. I wonder if chad would care to opine upon that?
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in my opinion, "opine" is an underused word. I wonder if chad would care to opine upon that?
I love the connection between opinion and opine (both would make fine Irish names, too).
F Me, I don't think there's any offense in any belief, until as you mention, the reactions - or maybe the ripple-effects. That's where folks need to keep themselves in check.
Otherwise, cue Lennon and Elton (or John and John ) - whatever gets you to the light...your own light.
It's alright.
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PS - chad is one fine(r) opiner
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I came across a dozen people driving out on the roads that I wanted to smack. Idiots driving way too fast or following way too close on our roads which are sheets of ice.
I wanna smack them. Nothing more than that. Just a really good open hand smack.
my poor mother-in-law, bless her heart, is forced to work at a wal-mart in a shitty wyoming town....a town created by the oil boom but now just there...a town where you buy fireworks and liquor in the same store. anyways, mom-in-law was forced to go into work thanksgiving night (bastards!)...some bargain hunting shoppers got into a fist fight over a four dollar DVD....punches were thrown and the instigator went to jail...when all is said and done, I'm quite sure he will spend much more on his fine than he stood to save on the DVD.
quite fitting and/or ironic I think. this person definitely deserves to be "jacked upside the head."
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VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
your mother in law deserve a mighty big check from walmart. that is incredible. fighting over a dvd at the walmart is one of the dumbest-shit things anyone can do. what would be dumber is fighting over the last jar of grape jelly. who the frig? what grown ass man uses grape jelly?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
How do you do the impossible?
[If there is one thing I strive for in my life it is to not tell people what to do beyond being someone who doesn't cause harm to others. If you want to be a dirtbag, help yourself! Know that there are often repercussions for being a scum and you need to be prepared to accept them.]
So the 'holy rollers' are the worst offenders of all to me. The people who take it to the extreme of picketing the funerals of fallen warriors with signs about why their god wanted the soldiers to die? I want to smack them first. With a fucking 2x4. (Google 'church picketing funerals' and look at the images. I wont post any here because they make me want to pummel the fucking pieces of dog shit holding those signs.)
What would happen? In the best case scenario there would be one person who would learn the very harsh and real repercussion of picketing the funeral service of one of our fallen heroes and who would choose to not do this again. (After going to the dentist to get new teeth of course.)
I can relate to this and quite honestly, was a nice vicarious release.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
As to attempted conversion, I had to end what was a nice and rare friendship after she attended a church service, passed out there and awoke speaking in tongues, and ultimately spent many early morning hours typing out the words of god for me (and others).
I often wonder if I insisted on saying a prayer to Satan before eating...how a mixed group of regular, everyday people would react?
It just so happens that I dont believe in anything like that and I do not have any qualms about anyone believing whatever helps them - but what if I believed in Satan? Would insisting on praying over my food to my chosen deity be any more offensive than someone who believes in another god?
Something tells me that group would find all sorts of problems with anyone praying to a god that wasn't one of the established gods.
Chad, what do you think of evangelists?
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Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
F Me, I don't think there's any offense in any belief, until as you mention, the reactions - or maybe the ripple-effects. That's where folks need to keep themselves in check.
Otherwise, cue Lennon and Elton (or John and John
It's alright.
Here it is. What is your opinion on this sir?
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
its only been 10 days
let me tell you about space days
http://www.universetoday.com/18873/how-long-is-a-day-on-uranus/
12days X 17hrs = 204hrs uranus
12days X 24hrs = 288hrs earth
http://coolcosmos.ipac.caltech.edu/ask/23-How-long-is-a-day-on-Mercury-
WHAT THE FRIGG!
http://www.universetoday.com/14280/how-long-is-a-day-on-mercury/
88 days is one year on mercury
http://coolcosmos.ipac.caltech.edu/ask/158-How-long-is-a-day-on-Pluto-
pluto
thank you
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce