Grievances with the spouse

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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    My wife recently went on a business trip. She did not do any advanced cooking, so I was stuck making my own meals while she was gone. She failed to put the clean dishes away before she left. I also very nearly ran out of socks before she got back, because she didn't do all the laundry. The laundry she did do before leaving wasn't even put away.

    And then, when she returned home following a 3.5-hour flight with a 2.5-hour layover and a 2-hour drive in rainy weather from the airport, she had the nerve to ask me if dinner was ready.

    My response: "Yeah, it's ready for you to cook it!"
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • shetellsherself
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    kw18 said:

    My wife recently went on a business trip. She did not do any advanced cooking, so I was stuck making my own meals while she was gone. She failed to put the clean dishes away before she left. I also very nearly ran out of socks before she got back, because she didn't do all the laundry. The laundry she did do before leaving wasn't even put away.

    And then, when she returned home following a 3.5-hour flight with a 2.5-hour layover and a 2-hour drive in rainy weather from the airport, she had the nerve to ask me if dinner was ready.

    My response: "Yeah, it's ready for you to cook it!"

    But honey, I did send you a really nice selfie from the beach ;)
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,935
    afroannnie said:

    kw18 said:

    My wife recently went on a business trip. She did not do any advanced cooking, so I was stuck making my own meals while she was gone. She failed to put the clean dishes away before she left. I also very nearly ran out of socks before she got back, because she didn't do all the laundry. The laundry she did do before leaving wasn't even put away.

    And then, when she returned home following a 3.5-hour flight with a 2.5-hour layover and a 2-hour drive in rainy weather from the airport, she had the nerve to ask me if dinner was ready.

    My response: "Yeah, it's ready for you to cook it!"

    But honey, I did send you a really nice selfie from the beach ;)
    This thread is useless without...
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Poncier said:

    afroannnie said:

    kw18 said:

    My wife recently went on a business trip. She did not do any advanced cooking, so I was stuck making my own meals while she was gone. She failed to put the clean dishes away before she left. I also very nearly ran out of socks before she got back, because she didn't do all the laundry. The laundry she did do before leaving wasn't even put away.

    And then, when she returned home following a 3.5-hour flight with a 2.5-hour layover and a 2-hour drive in rainy weather from the airport, she had the nerve to ask me if dinner was ready.

    My response: "Yeah, it's ready for you to cook it!"

    But honey, I did send you a really nice selfie from the beach ;)
    This thread is useless without...
    Sorry...that selfie is a strictly a "KW-only" pic...
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    afroannnie said:

    Poncier said:

    afroannnie said:

    kw18 said:

    My wife recently went on a business trip. She did not do any advanced cooking, so I was stuck making my own meals while she was gone. She failed to put the clean dishes away before she left. I also very nearly ran out of socks before she got back, because she didn't do all the laundry. The laundry she did do before leaving wasn't even put away.

    And then, when she returned home following a 3.5-hour flight with a 2.5-hour layover and a 2-hour drive in rainy weather from the airport, she had the nerve to ask me if dinner was ready.

    My response: "Yeah, it's ready for you to cook it!"

    But honey, I did send you a really nice selfie from the beach ;)
    This thread is useless without...
    Sorry...that selfie is a strictly a "KW-only" pic...
    Jeesh KW, its as if she doesnt want you to have ANY friends! ;)

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    the socks you speak of remind me of something. do you have socks w/ holes in them or does she throw 'em out?
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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    The selfie was barely PG-13. Such a disappointment, especially considering all the selfies I send her that are at least R rated.

    And she refuses to darn my socks. Unbelievable.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,677
    iluvcats said:

    I'm wondering how long a few couples in this thread would stay married. That's a good question.

    imalive said:

    are the lovebirds still married? /:)

    Ten years (and going for a record this time- third time truly is a charm). I'm one lucky dude.

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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    kw18 said:

    The selfie was barely PG-13. Such a disappointment, especially considering all the selfies I send her that are at least R rated.

    And she refuses to darn my socks. Unbelievable.

    But honey...there were children on the beach...I had to be careful not to get arrested ;)

    No sewing or ironing for me...but I'm decent at baking, cooking, and a few other things...
    ;)

    Oh...and it's been exactly 5 months today of pure bliss... :D
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,935
    kw18 said:


    And she refuses to darn my socks. Unbelievable.

    Darn it!
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