And Afro, what is up with no bacon?? :-?? Poor kw, how you must suffer!
) It's funny that everyone's concerned about the lack of bacon...honestly, although I consider myself a decent cook and baker, I'm not confident in my bacon skills...maybe I need to use another pan? Maybe the heat is too high? Maybe I need to try to put it in the oven? Anyway...there's not a total lack of bacon..kw was craving meatloaf alittle while ago, so I made a meatloaf WRAPPED in bacon...
And Afro, what is up with no bacon?? :-?? Poor kw, how you must suffer!
) It's funny that everyone's concerned about the lack of bacon...honestly, although I consider myself a decent cook and baker, I'm not confident in my bacon skills...maybe I need to use another pan? Maybe the heat is too high? Maybe I need to try to put it in the oven? Anyway...there's not a total lack of bacon..kw was craving meatloaf alittle while ago, so I made a meatloaf WRAPPED in bacon...
... but it wasn't for breakfast. See what I'm dealing with here, people?!
There's no way it's real, unless this guy has never lived with another human being except family. My advice if it is possibly real: perhaps you should go live with your mother if you want to be served constantly.
Glad to hear you're having so much fun, guys!
Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
Pfft...thats all crazy talk. Next thing you'll tell us she loves Pearl Jam and rock shows. And Beer. If she loves beer, its all over.
My wife does love beer and going to rock shows and has been a PJ member since the early-90s. Except before we met, she let her 5-digit membership number expire. So instead of receiving an upgrade from my wife, my wife now has a higher member number than me. Travesty!
After coming home last night from work, I was reminded of something. My wife always opens the door to let me and gives me a hug and a kiss after a long, hard day at work. But she hardly ever also hands me a cold beer when I walk in.
Oh, sure blame it on the beer store being out of stock of Murphy's. What, you couldn't go to ANOTHER beer store to check for my Murphy's? Geez ...
it's a no-brainer....total laziness....my woman knows not to try that lame "they were out" excuse on me
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If I had known then what I know now...
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Mine complains when I buy her PJ shirts that don't have a deep V-neck - the nerve! (on that note: PJ's goods section needs more women's clothing so all this bitching can end at my place.)
I'm relatively new at the whole marriage thing, and I love my wife dearly. But there are a few things that have really started to irk me.
- Without being asked, she washes, dries and folds my laundry, and brings it upstairs to the bedroom. But she doesn't put the clean laundry away.
- Over the holidays, she made five different batches of cookies. But she didn't make my favorite kind.
- Before she leaves for work at 6:30 a.m., she always takes time to kiss me and tell me how much she loves me. But doing so wakes me up from my sleep, every time.
- She doesn't always instantly know where I have misplaced my cell phone or glasses, meaning I have to wait for the item while she tries to find where it may be.
- We both love books, and are voracious readers. Sometimes she'll have upward of four or five books out that she intends to read! But rather than reading all of them promptly, the books sit on the coffee table, her desk or her nightstand when instead they should be properly filed away in our bookcases, like all books not currently being read.
- On the weekends, she brings me breakfast in bed, consisting of all sorts of goodies -- pancakes, donuts, etc. But not once has she brought me bacon.
- After placing dirty dishes in the dishwasher, running the dishwasher, and emptying the dishwasher, she'll leave some dishes or glasses out for me to put away because they are stored in higher shelves she can't reach on her own. But that's why I bought her a step stool.
50% of marriages end in divorce. my advice? end it now before you have kids. staying with this woman will just make you miserable.
Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.
dude. you have to leave her. like, today.
But we love each other, and say so every night before we go to bed. It's quite sweet. Until the wife starts crossing over to my side of the bed to cuddle. That's my side; she needs to stay on her side.
Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.
dude. you have to leave her. like, today.
But we love each other, and say so every night before we go to bed. It's quite sweet. Until the wife starts crossing over to my side of the bed to cuddle. That's my side; she needs to stay on her side.
The sneaky, past half-way cuddle needs to be swiftly dealt with. Trust me. Hold your ground buddy. I've managed to slowly get past the equator without her noticing. its 60/40 in my favor these days. Make your move now, or you'll be sleeping with one leg off the bed, beggin for bacon as an old geyser.
Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.
dude. you have to leave her. like, today.
But we love each other, and say so every night before we go to bed. It's quite sweet. Until the wife starts crossing over to my side of the bed to cuddle. That's my side; she needs to stay on her side.
The sneaky, past half-way cuddle needs to be swiftly dealt with. Trust me. Hold your ground buddy. I've managed to slowly get past the equator without her noticing. its 60/40 in my favor these days. Make your move now, or you'll be sleeping with one leg off the bed, beggin for bacon as an old geyser.
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Our equator usually has a 19 lb. black kitty occupying it...
Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.
dude. you have to leave her. like, today.
But we love each other, and say so every night before we go to bed. It's quite sweet. Until the wife starts crossing over to my side of the bed to cuddle. That's my side; she needs to stay on her side.
The sneaky, past half-way cuddle needs to be swiftly dealt with. Trust me. Hold your ground buddy. I've managed to slowly get past the equator without her noticing. its 60/40 in my favor these days. Make your move now, or you'll be sleeping with one leg off the bed, beggin for bacon as an old geyser.
)
Our equator usually has a 19 lb. black kitty occupying it...
I'm convinced the cat is working for the wife. I already sleep on the edge of the bed.
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"Let's check Idaho."
"Let's check Idaho."
Glad to hear you're having so much fun, guys!
"Let's check Idaho."
"Let's check Idaho."
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Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.
"Let's check Idaho."
So good to see you are enjoying the married life.
dude. you have to leave her. like, today.
"Let's check Idaho."
I've managed to slowly get past the equator without her noticing. its 60/40 in my favor these days. Make your move now, or you'll be sleeping with one leg off the bed, beggin for bacon as an old geyser.
Our equator usually has a 19 lb. black kitty occupying it...
That cat needs to stay on YOUR side, too, afro.
"Let's check Idaho."
"Let's check Idaho."
"Let's check Idaho."
"Let's check Idaho."