Grievances with the spouse

backseatLover12

This is a joke.

There's no way it's real, unless this guy has never lived with another human being except family. My advice if it is possibly real: perhaps you should go live with your mother if you want to be served constantly.

guacamolejoe

afroannnie said:

JonnyPistachio said:

kw18 said:

I'm relatively new at the whole marriage thing, and I love my wife dearly. But there are a few things that have really started to irk me.

- Without being asked, she washes, dries and folds my laundry, and brings it upstairs to the bedroom. But she doesn't put the clean laundry away.

- Over the holidays, she made five different batches of cookies. But she didn't make my favorite kind.

- Before she leaves for work at 6:30 a.m., she always takes time to kiss me and tell me how much she loves me. But doing so wakes me up from my sleep, every time.

- She doesn't always instantly know where I have misplaced my cell phone or glasses, meaning I have to wait for the item while she tries to find where it may be.

- We both love books, and are voracious readers. Sometimes she'll have upward of four or five books out that she intends to read! But rather than reading all of them promptly, the books sit on the coffee table, her desk or her nightstand when instead they should be properly filed away in our bookcases, like all books not currently being read.

- On the weekends, she brings me breakfast in bed, consisting of all sorts of goodies -- pancakes, donuts, etc. But not once has she brought me bacon.

- After placing dirty dishes in the dishwasher, running the dishwasher, and emptying the dishwasher, she'll leave some dishes or glasses out for me to put away because they are stored in higher shelves she can't reach on her own. But that's why I bought her a step stool.

Pfft...thats all crazy talk. Next thing you'll tell us she loves Pearl Jam and rock shows. And Beer. If she loves beer, its all over.

What you say is true Jonny...I love Pearl Jam, rock shows and beer.
I try to make sure our fridge is stocked with a variety of yummy beer. Kw particularly likes Irish Stouts...His favorite is Murphy's, but the last couple of times I went on a beer run, the store only had Guinness..so that's what I got instead. I'm not sure how he's been able to put up with me for this long... :P

Make sure you don't "spoil" him too much. Sounds like he's whining already.
:(( :((

kw18

afroannnie said:

JonnyPistachio said:

Pfft...thats all crazy talk. Next thing you'll tell us she loves Pearl Jam and rock shows. And Beer. If she loves beer, its all over.

What you say is true Jonny...I love Pearl Jam, rock shows and beer.
I try to make sure our fridge is stocked with a variety of yummy beer. Kw particularly likes Irish Stouts...His favorite is Murphy's, but the last couple of times I went on a beer run, the store only had Guinness..so that's what I got instead. I'm not sure how he's been able to put up with me for this long... :P

Oh, sure blame it on the beer store being out of stock of Murphy's. What, you couldn't go to ANOTHER beer store to check for my Murphy's? Geez ...

shortstack

backseatLover12 said:

This is a joke.

There's no way it's real, unless this guy has never lived with another human being except family. My advice if it is possibly real: perhaps you should go live with your mother if you want to be served constantly.

Annafalk

Maybe she actually made bacon but
ate it all up herself :(

Annafalk

~X(

rival.

kw18 said:

I After placing dirty dishes in the dishwasher, running the dishwasher, and emptying the dishwasher, she'll leave some dishes or glasses out for me to put away because they are stored in higher shelves she can't reach on her own. But that's why I bought her a step stool.

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(bah! hate the new LOL guy)

rival.

Black Diamond said:

Has someone called 911?

BD - i am at a tough crossroad here friend. with this new forum layout, i want to hide signatures oh so badly. BUT that means i will no longer see your creepy seth rogan signature. what to do, what to do.

PJ_Soul

shortstack said:

backseatLover12 said:

This is a joke.

There's no way it's real, unless this guy has never lived with another human being except family. My advice if it is possibly real: perhaps you should go live with your mother if you want to be served constantly.

PJ_Soul

rival. said:

Black Diamond said:

Has someone called 911?

BD - i am at a tough crossroad here friend. with this new forum layout, i want to hide signatures oh so badly. BUT that means i will no longer see your creepy seth rogan signature. what to do, what to do.

Yeah, I really miss that signature. :(

PJ_Soul

And Afro, what is up with no bacon?? :-?? Poor kw, how you must suffer!

Annafalk

It was such a lovely gesture to buy that step stool..

afroannnie

PJ_Soul said:

And Afro, what is up with no bacon?? :-?? Poor kw, how you must suffer!

) It's funny that everyone's concerned about the lack of bacon...honestly, although I consider myself a decent cook and baker, I'm not confident in my bacon skills...maybe I need to use another pan? Maybe the heat is too high? Maybe I need to try to put it in the oven? Anyway...there's not a total lack of bacon..kw was craving meatloaf alittle while ago, so I made a meatloaf WRAPPED in bacon...

kw18

afroannnie said:

PJ_Soul said:

And Afro, what is up with no bacon?? :-?? Poor kw, how you must suffer!

) It's funny that everyone's concerned about the lack of bacon...honestly, although I consider myself a decent cook and baker, I'm not confident in my bacon skills...maybe I need to use another pan? Maybe the heat is too high? Maybe I need to try to put it in the oven? Anyway...there's not a total lack of bacon..kw was craving meatloaf alittle while ago, so I made a meatloaf WRAPPED in bacon...

... but it wasn't for breakfast. See what I'm dealing with here, people?!

kw18

Annafalk said:

It was such a lovely gesture to buy that step stool..

I know, right?! And some people seem to think I'm the bad guy. :-O

Leezestarr313

backseatLover12 said:

This is a joke.

There's no way it's real, unless this guy has never lived with another human being except family. My advice if it is possibly real: perhaps you should go live with your mother if you want to be served constantly.

Glad to hear you're having so much fun, guys!

kw18

JonnyPistachio said:

Pfft...thats all crazy talk. Next thing you'll tell us she loves Pearl Jam and rock shows. And Beer. If she loves beer, its all over.

My wife does love beer and going to rock shows and has been a PJ member since the early-90s. Except before we met, she let her 5-digit membership number expire. So instead of receiving an upgrade from my wife, my wife now has a higher member number than me. Travesty!

kw18

After coming home last night from work, I was reminded of something. My wife always opens the door to let me and gives me a hug and a kiss after a long, hard day at work. But she hardly ever also hands me a cold beer when I walk in.

Wobbie

kw18 said:

Oh, sure blame it on the beer store being out of stock of Murphy's. What, you couldn't go to ANOTHER beer store to check for my Murphy's? Geez ...

it's a no-brainer....total laziness....my woman knows not to try that lame "they were out" excuse on me

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evsgjamm

Mine complains when I buy her PJ shirts that don't have a deep V-neck - the nerve! (on that note: PJ's goods section needs more women's clothing so all this bitching can end at my place.)