Grievances with the spouse
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50% of marriages end in divorce. my advice? end it now before you have kids. staying with this woman will just make you miserable.kw18 said:I'm relatively new at the whole marriage thing, and I love my wife dearly. But there are a few things that have really started to irk me.
- Without being asked, she washes, dries and folds my laundry, and brings it upstairs to the bedroom. But she doesn't put the clean laundry away.
- Over the holidays, she made five different batches of cookies. But she didn't make my favorite kind.
- Before she leaves for work at 6:30 a.m., she always takes time to kiss me and tell me how much she loves me. But doing so wakes me up from my sleep, every time.
- She doesn't always instantly know where I have misplaced my cell phone or glasses, meaning I have to wait for the item while she tries to find where it may be.
- We both love books, and are voracious readers. Sometimes she'll have upward of four or five books out that she intends to read! But rather than reading all of them promptly, the books sit on the coffee table, her desk or her nightstand when instead they should be properly filed away in our bookcases, like all books not currently being read.
- On the weekends, she brings me breakfast in bed, consisting of all sorts of goodies -- pancakes, donuts, etc. But not once has she brought me bacon.
- After placing dirty dishes in the dishwasher, running the dishwasher, and emptying the dishwasher, she'll leave some dishes or glasses out for me to put away because they are stored in higher shelves she can't reach on her own. But that's why I bought her a step stool.
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This poor fellow. Someone get him a cup of tea and lie down.I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!0
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Sometimes a guy needs to vent.The Juggler said:i assumed he came here looking for real advice.
Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.
"Where's KW?"
"Let's check Idaho."0 -
You guys are just silly - And I love it!!
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kw18 said:
Sometimes a guy needs to vent.The Juggler said:i assumed he came here looking for real advice.
Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.
dude. you have to leave her. like, today.www.myspace.com0 -
But we love each other, and say so every night before we go to bed. It's quite sweet. Until the wife starts crossing over to my side of the bed to cuddle. That's my side; she needs to stay on her side.The Juggler said:kw18 said:
Sometimes a guy needs to vent.The Juggler said:i assumed he came here looking for real advice.
Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.
dude. you have to leave her. like, today.
"Where's KW?"
"Let's check Idaho."0 -
The sneaky, past half-way cuddle needs to be swiftly dealt with. Trust me. Hold your ground buddy.kw18 said:
But we love each other, and say so every night before we go to bed. It's quite sweet. Until the wife starts crossing over to my side of the bed to cuddle. That's my side; she needs to stay on her side.The Juggler said:kw18 said:
Sometimes a guy needs to vent.The Juggler said:i assumed he came here looking for real advice.
Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.
dude. you have to leave her. like, today.
I've managed to slowly get past the equator without her noticing. its 60/40 in my favor these days. Make your move now, or you'll be sleeping with one leg off the bed, beggin for bacon as an old geyser.
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Thanks!lazloblue said:You guys are just silly - And I love it!!
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So good to see you are enjoying the married life.Show #13 was a lucky one for me....0 -
JonnyPistachio said:
The sneaky, past half-way cuddle needs to be swiftly dealt with. Trust me. Hold your ground buddy.kw18 said:
But we love each other, and say so every night before we go to bed. It's quite sweet. Until the wife starts crossing over to my side of the bed to cuddle. That's my side; she needs to stay on her side.The Juggler said:kw18 said:
Sometimes a guy needs to vent.The Juggler said:i assumed he came here looking for real advice.
Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.
dude. you have to leave her. like, today.
I've managed to slowly get past the equator without her noticing. its 60/40 in my favor these days. Make your move now, or you'll be sleeping with one leg off the bed, beggin for bacon as an old geyser.)
Our equator usually has a 19 lb. black kitty occupying it...Show #13 was a lucky one for me....0 -
I'm convinced the cat is working for the wife. I already sleep on the edge of the bed.afroannnie said:JonnyPistachio said:
The sneaky, past half-way cuddle needs to be swiftly dealt with. Trust me. Hold your ground buddy.kw18 said:
But we love each other, and say so every night before we go to bed. It's quite sweet. Until the wife starts crossing over to my side of the bed to cuddle. That's my side; she needs to stay on her side.The Juggler said:kw18 said:
Sometimes a guy needs to vent.The Juggler said:i assumed he came here looking for real advice.
Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.
dude. you have to leave her. like, today.
I've managed to slowly get past the equator without her noticing. its 60/40 in my favor these days. Make your move now, or you'll be sleeping with one leg off the bed, beggin for bacon as an old geyser.)
Our equator usually has a 19 lb. black kitty occupying it...
That cat needs to stay on YOUR side, too, afro."Where's KW?"
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Don't trust the cat. Who do you think has been eating all your bacon? Cats don't get to 19 lbs on Little Friskies alone.This weekend we rock Portland0
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the OP sounds like he is in a living hell. thoughts and prayers are with you.www.myspace.com0
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Thank you ... they are appreciated! I'm hopeful she learns the errors of her ways soon enough ...The Juggler said:the OP sounds like he is in a living hell. thoughts and prayers are with you.
"Where's KW?"
"Let's check Idaho."0 -
Hey get a dog and fight back you poor soul. Man up!0
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My first marriage sounds like a picnic compared to this nightmare0
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