Grievances with the spouse

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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    kw18 said:

    I'm relatively new at the whole marriage thing, and I love my wife dearly. But there are a few things that have really started to irk me.

    - Without being asked, she washes, dries and folds my laundry, and brings it upstairs to the bedroom. But she doesn't put the clean laundry away.

    - Over the holidays, she made five different batches of cookies. But she didn't make my favorite kind.

    - Before she leaves for work at 6:30 a.m., she always takes time to kiss me and tell me how much she loves me. But doing so wakes me up from my sleep, every time.

    - She doesn't always instantly know where I have misplaced my cell phone or glasses, meaning I have to wait for the item while she tries to find where it may be.

    - We both love books, and are voracious readers. Sometimes she'll have upward of four or five books out that she intends to read! But rather than reading all of them promptly, the books sit on the coffee table, her desk or her nightstand when instead they should be properly filed away in our bookcases, like all books not currently being read.

    - On the weekends, she brings me breakfast in bed, consisting of all sorts of goodies -- pancakes, donuts, etc. But not once has she brought me bacon.

    - After placing dirty dishes in the dishwasher, running the dishwasher, and emptying the dishwasher, she'll leave some dishes or glasses out for me to put away because they are stored in higher shelves she can't reach on her own. But that's why I bought her a step stool.

    50% of marriages end in divorce. my advice? end it now before you have kids. staying with this woman will just make you miserable.
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,777
    WTF Juggler?!? :))
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    i assumed he came here looking for real advice.
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  • Austicman
    Austicman Posts: 1,328
    This poor fellow. Someone get him a cup of tea and lie down.
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    The Juggler said:

    i assumed he came here looking for real advice.

    Sometimes a guy needs to vent.

    Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • lazloblue
    lazloblue Houston Posts: 738
    You guys are just silly - And I love it!! :)>-
    So good to see you are enjoying the married life.
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    kw18 said:

    The Juggler said:

    i assumed he came here looking for real advice.

    Sometimes a guy needs to vent.

    Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.

    dude. you have to leave her. like, today.
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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    The Juggler said:

    kw18 said:

    The Juggler said:

    i assumed he came here looking for real advice.

    Sometimes a guy needs to vent.

    Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.

    dude. you have to leave her. like, today.
    But we love each other, and say so every night before we go to bed. It's quite sweet. Until the wife starts crossing over to my side of the bed to cuddle. That's my side; she needs to stay on her side.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    kw18 said:

    The Juggler said:

    kw18 said:

    The Juggler said:

    i assumed he came here looking for real advice.

    Sometimes a guy needs to vent.

    Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.

    dude. you have to leave her. like, today.
    But we love each other, and say so every night before we go to bed. It's quite sweet. Until the wife starts crossing over to my side of the bed to cuddle. That's my side; she needs to stay on her side.
    The sneaky, past half-way cuddle needs to be swiftly dealt with. Trust me. Hold your ground buddy.
    I've managed to slowly get past the equator without her noticing. its 60/40 in my favor these days. Make your move now, or you'll be sleeping with one leg off the bed, beggin for bacon as an old geyser.
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    lazloblue said:

    You guys are just silly - And I love it!! :)>-
    So good to see you are enjoying the married life.

    Thanks! :D
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    JonnyPistachio said:

    kw18 said:

    The Juggler said:

    kw18 said:

    The Juggler said:

    i assumed he came here looking for real advice.

    Sometimes a guy needs to vent.

    Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.

    dude. you have to leave her. like, today.
    But we love each other, and say so every night before we go to bed. It's quite sweet. Until the wife starts crossing over to my side of the bed to cuddle. That's my side; she needs to stay on her side.
    The sneaky, past half-way cuddle needs to be swiftly dealt with. Trust me. Hold your ground buddy.
    I've managed to slowly get past the equator without her noticing. its 60/40 in my favor these days. Make your move now, or you'll be sleeping with one leg off the bed, beggin for bacon as an old geyser.
    :))

    Our equator usually has a 19 lb. black kitty occupying it...
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    afroannnie said:

    JonnyPistachio said:

    kw18 said:

    The Juggler said:

    kw18 said:

    The Juggler said:

    i assumed he came here looking for real advice.

    Sometimes a guy needs to vent.

    Unlike my wife, who, like, never gets angry or raises her voice. It's so frustrating.

    dude. you have to leave her. like, today.
    But we love each other, and say so every night before we go to bed. It's quite sweet. Until the wife starts crossing over to my side of the bed to cuddle. That's my side; she needs to stay on her side.
    The sneaky, past half-way cuddle needs to be swiftly dealt with. Trust me. Hold your ground buddy.
    I've managed to slowly get past the equator without her noticing. its 60/40 in my favor these days. Make your move now, or you'll be sleeping with one leg off the bed, beggin for bacon as an old geyser.
    :))

    Our equator usually has a 19 lb. black kitty occupying it...
    I'm convinced the cat is working for the wife. I already sleep on the edge of the bed.

    That cat needs to stay on YOUR side, too, afro.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,936
    Don't trust the cat. Who do you think has been eating all your bacon? Cats don't get to 19 lbs on Little Friskies alone.
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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Poncier said:

    Don't trust the cat. Who do you think has been eating all your bacon? Cats don't get to 19 lbs on Little Friskies alone.

    :-O Oh my god! You may be right!

    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    the OP sounds like he is in a living hell. thoughts and prayers are with you.
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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    The Juggler said:

    the OP sounds like he is in a living hell. thoughts and prayers are with you.

    Thank you ... they are appreciated! I'm hopeful she learns the errors of her ways soon enough ...
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • chelsea48
    chelsea48 Posts: 594
    Hey get a dog and fight back you poor soul. Man up!
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    My first marriage sounds like a picnic compared to this nightmare
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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    chelsea48 said:

    Hey get a dog and fight back you poor soul. Man up!

    I've slept in beds with dogs before ... they take up more space than the cats!
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
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