Grievances with the spouse

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  • PJ_ROCKS
    PJ_ROCKS THE 406 Posts: 6,736
    here is your advice, make sure you put the toilet seat down when done! then you might get some bacon!

    you guys are awesome!

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  • chelsea48
    chelsea48 Posts: 594
    kw18 said:

    chelsea48 said:

    Hey get a dog and fight back you poor soul. Man up!

    I've slept in beds with dogs before ... they take up more space than the cats!
    kw18 said:

    chelsea48 said:

    Hey get a dog and fight back you poor soul. Man up!

    I've slept in beds with dogs before ... they take up more space than the cats!

    Ahem. your other half is reading this....
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    I bought bacon at the grocery store today...I'm learning. Of course, I'm not saying when I'll cook it. I'm just saying there's bacon in the fridge... :P
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Austicman
    Austicman Posts: 1,328
    I here you bud. Just started seeing a new girl. She told me she had the whole PJ catalogue. But there was no Lost Dogs! I mean what the hell man!! :P
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,451
    afroannnie said:

    I bought bacon at the grocery store today...I'm learning. Of course, I'm not saying when I'll cook it. I'm just saying there's bacon in the fridge... :P

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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    While everyone seems fixated on the bacon situation, I still can not get past the gray cape with the batman pajamas. Unacceptable. :P
    ELITIST FUK
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Austicman said:

    I here you bud. Just started seeing a new girl. She told me she had the whole PJ catalogue. But there was no Lost Dogs! I mean what the hell man!! :P

    What?! She probably doesn't even own all the boots, either. Sigh. Women, right?
    SD48277 said:

    While everyone seems fixated on the bacon situation, I still can not get past the gray cape with the batman pajamas. Unacceptable. :P

    I can't even begin to explain how embarrassing that was.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    afroannnie said:

    I bought bacon at the grocery store today...I'm learning. Of course, I'm not saying when I'll cook it. I'm just saying there's bacon in the fridge... :P

    Yet another example of grievances with the spouse.

    My wife bought bacon two days ago with promises to cook me some. Still no bacon.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,936
    Yet the cat has had a BLT, scallops wrapped in bacon and a bacon wrapped filet mignon in the past 2 days. Hmmmm.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Wife finally cooked me bacon and eggs for breakfast, and brought it up to me in bed. It was delicious.

    But while cooking the bacon, she set off the smoke detector and the noise woke me up. And she forgot toast. Unbelievable.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    kw18 said:

    Wife finally cooked me bacon and eggs for breakfast, and brought it up to me in bed. It was delicious.

    But while cooking the bacon, she set off the smoke detector and the noise woke me up. And she forgot toast. Unbelievable.

    But sweetie, I told you we're out of bread, so I couldn't make toast :/ We've only been married 6 weeks, I'm still learning...
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    afroannnie said:

    kw18 said:

    Wife finally cooked me bacon and eggs for breakfast, and brought it up to me in bed. It was delicious.

    But while cooking the bacon, she set off the smoke detector and the noise woke me up. And she forgot toast. Unbelievable.

    But sweetie, I told you we're out of bread, so I couldn't make toast :/ We've only been married 6 weeks, I'm still learning...
    Oh, I didn't know the grocery store was closed, too.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,936
    Grocery store?
    What she doesn't grow wheat in the yard and bake you fresh bread from scratch?
    I bet the cats get fresh baked bread.
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  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Poncier said:

    Grocery store?
    What she doesn't grow wheat in the yard and bake you fresh bread from scratch?
    I bet the cats get fresh baked bread.

    I need to take lessons from Lisa...she makes her own bread..but keep in mind she's been a wife longer than me ;)
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Yesterday, I brought my hubby breakfast in bed...which included a donut WITH BACON ON IT...that's got to get me a few points... :)
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Bacon cooking secret - cook it in the oven @ 350 for about 30 mins depending on preferred crispy factor. Use a broiling pan or a cookie sheet with a cooling rack. Perfect hands free bacon with no splatters, smoking or burning. Also bacon doughnuts...mmmmmmmmmmmm
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  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,451
    afroannnie said:

    Poncier said:

    Grocery store?
    What she doesn't grow wheat in the yard and bake you fresh bread from scratch?
    I bet the cats get fresh baked bread.

    I need to take lessons from Lisa...she makes her own bread..but keep in mind she's been a wife longer than me ;)
    I can give you some recipes if you want to. But it's gonna get dirty in your house imageimage

    We had bacon from the Amish market this weekend. The package said "ranch cut". The slices were quite thick. It felt like a gallon of fat came out of them in the end image But the broiling pan might actually be good for that kind ... Unfortunately we left ours at Cav's brother's house. Now we have to broil our steaks on a muffin tray image
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,885
    LOL, broiling steaks on a muffin tray! Necessity is the mother of invention, indeed!


    I am a neat freak so eating food in bed would not be my thing but I would shit bricks if my wife had a bacon doughnut ready for me to eat this morning, bravo for that effort!
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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    afroannnie said:

    Yesterday, I brought my hubby breakfast in bed...which included a donut WITH BACON ON IT...that's got to get me a few points... :)

    You would get points, except you made me get up in the morning to feed the cats. That kinda ruined the whole "sleeping in" thing for me ...
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,677
    I think it's time someone sneaks some jalapeno peppers in someones "not my favorite" cookies.
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