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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    afroannnie said:

    kw18 said:

    I got home from work last night to find out my wife baked cookies. It was pretty fantastic of her, until I realized she wanted to eat some of the cookies, too.

    I told her that since it was her birthday, she could have a couple.

    She didn't even thank me.

    I thought I would get some extra points too since I timed it perfectly so they were still warm when you walked in the door....

    Come on, still warm? They came out of the oven before he came in? geesh. He should be able to smell them baking for at least 5 minutes to entice his taste buds. This is basic cookie 101. I hope you get your act together afro. And I hope for your sake the milk was fresh and ice cold.



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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    JonnyPistachio said:

    afroannnie said:

    kw18 said:

    I got home from work last night to find out my wife baked cookies. It was pretty fantastic of her, until I realized she wanted to eat some of the cookies, too.

    I told her that since it was her birthday, she could have a couple.

    She didn't even thank me.

    I thought I would get some extra points too since I timed it perfectly so they were still warm when you walked in the door....

    Come on, still warm? They came out of the oven before he came in? geesh. He should be able to smell them baking for at least 5 minutes to entice his taste buds. This is basic cookie 101. I hope you get your act together afro. And I hope for your sake the milk was fresh and ice cold.



    ;)
    I had to pour the milk myself ...

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    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    kw18 said:

    JonnyPistachio said:

    afroannnie said:

    kw18 said:

    I got home from work last night to find out my wife baked cookies. It was pretty fantastic of her, until I realized she wanted to eat some of the cookies, too.

    I told her that since it was her birthday, she could have a couple.

    She didn't even thank me.

    I thought I would get some extra points too since I timed it perfectly so they were still warm when you walked in the door....

    Come on, still warm? They came out of the oven before he came in? geesh. He should be able to smell them baking for at least 5 minutes to entice his taste buds. This is basic cookie 101. I hope you get your act together afro. And I hope for your sake the milk was fresh and ice cold.



    ;)
    I had to pour the milk myself ...

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    Actually, JP, some had just come out of the oven and some were still in the oven when he walked in! :D;)

    It is true about the milk though...he had to pour his own glass...and I actually made him pour mine too....but I said it would count as a birthday present....
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • groovemegrooveme Posts: 353
    edited February 2014
    I got a nice laugh out of this :)
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    whew! ahh, sneaky...One batch in, and one batch out. That is professional actually. Nice work. :)
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  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    grooveme said:

    I got a nice laugh out of this :)


    :D
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    JonnyPistachio said:

    whew! ahh, sneaky...One batch in, and one batch out. That is professional actually. Nice work. :)

    Yes...I would say I have pretty good in and out skills....
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Because of all the snow we received today, the wife's office closed and she doesn't have to work today.

    But I work from home every day, so I don't get a day off due to the weather. It's just not right.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,662
    kw18 said:

    Because of all the snow we received today, the wife's office closed and she doesn't have to work today.

    But I work from home every day, so I don't get a day off due to the weather. It's just not right.

    I assume that she spent her day shoveling then.

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  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 Posts: 23,080
    one must first have a spouse before one can have grievances with said spouse...

    i do have grievances with plenty of people though. i air them on festivus. but that is a subject for an entirely different thread...

    carry on you love birds :D

    grieve away

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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Poncier said:

    kw18 said:

    Because of all the snow we received today, the wife's office closed and she doesn't have to work today.

    But I work from home every day, so I don't get a day off due to the weather. It's just not right.

    I assume that she spent her day shoveling then.

    I wish! Yet another grievance ...
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    kw18 said:

    Poncier said:

    kw18 said:

    Because of all the snow we received today, the wife's office closed and she doesn't have to work today.

    But I work from home every day, so I don't get a day off due to the weather. It's just not right.

    I assume that she spent her day shoveling then.

    I wish! Yet another grievance ...
    But honey, I tried to go out and shovel but the snow drifts were past my shoulders!!

    And I did work some..even though my company was closed...did 3 loads of laundry and made you lunch! :)
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    afroannnie said:



    But honey, I tried to go out and shovel but the snow drifts were past my shoulders!!

    This is what I had to hear all weekend. It wasn't that bad!
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    kw18 said:

    afroannnie said:



    But honey, I tried to go out and shovel but the snow drifts were past my shoulders!!

    This is what I had to hear all weekend. It wasn't that bad!
    Seriously!?!

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    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,781
    afroannnie said:

    kw18 said:

    Poncier said:

    kw18 said:

    Because of all the snow we received today, the wife's office closed and she doesn't have to work today.

    But I work from home every day, so I don't get a day off due to the weather. It's just not right.

    I assume that she spent her day shoveling then.

    I wish! Yet another grievance ...
    But honey, I tried to go out and shovel but the snow drifts were past my shoulders!!

    And I did work some..even though my company was closed...did 3 loads of laundry and made you lunch! :)
    with no birthday cookies for dessert.
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  • JK_LivinJK_Livin Posts: 7,365
    edited February 2014
    My wife drove my car and left the seat moved up toward the wheel. I tried to get in the this morning and wrenched my back doing so. Thanks Honey
    Alright, alright, alright!
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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    afroannnie said:

    kw18 said:

    afroannnie said:



    But honey, I tried to go out and shovel but the snow drifts were past my shoulders!!

    This is what I had to hear all weekend. It wasn't that bad!
    Seriously!?!

    image
    Please. You act as if I didn't help you at all.

    image
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    JK_Livin said:

    My wife drove my car and left the seat moved up toward the wheel. I tried to get in the this morning and wrenched my back doing so. Thanks Honey

    This seriously happens every time I get into my wife's car. Crack my knees on the steering wheel.

    You'd think our wives would be considerate enough to push the seat backward after they're done. Ridiculous.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • JK_LivinJK_Livin Posts: 7,365
    kw18 said:

    JK_Livin said:

    My wife drove my car and left the seat moved up toward the wheel. I tried to get in the this morning and wrenched my back doing so. Thanks Honey

    This seriously happens every time I get into my wife's car. Crack my knees on the steering wheel.

    You'd think our wives would be considerate enough to push the seat backward after they're done. Ridiculous.
    Completely inconsiderate!
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    :)) :) too funny KW
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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,101
    The car seat thing is why I refuse to put the toilet seat down. :)
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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    On Saturday morning, I got out of bed early and made my wife pancakes, English muffins and coffee, and served it to her in bed.

    On Sunday morning, my wife got out of bed early and brought me cold cereal and coffee.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,662
    And neither one of you made the other bacon.
    The magic has disappeared quickly.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Poncier said:

    And neither one of you made the other bacon.
    The magic has disappeared quickly.

    I would have cooked her bacon, but she needs to buy some from the grocery store. Yet another grievance.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    kw18 said:

    Poncier said:

    And neither one of you made the other bacon.
    The magic has disappeared quickly.

    I would have cooked her bacon, but she needs to buy some from the grocery store. Yet another grievance.
    But I asked you if there was anything you wanted from the store and you didn't mention bacon...remember when I went to the grocery store so you could have some Batmanning time alone...
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,662
    afroannnie said:

    ...remember when I went to the grocery store so you could have some Batmanning time alone...

    kw, you're married now, shouldn't need to still do "Batmanning alone". Let Catwoman join in.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain Posts: 31,101
    :))
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  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    Losiento said:

    I found this particularly amusing.

    +1 for you :)

    I was wondering if the original post is sarcasm.

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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,912
    are the lovebirds still married? /:)
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  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    edited May 2014
    I'm wondering how long a few couples in this thread would stay married. That's a good question.
    imalive said:

    are the lovebirds still married? /:)

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