Grievances with the spouse

dankind

And because of the Batman cape catastrophe, kw18 does not make the list.

kw18

dankind said:

And because of the Batman cape catastrophe, kw18 does not make the list.

It's a freakin' travesty. >:P

Oh, oh, oh, and I had to feed the cats this morning. Can you believe it? It's the wife's job to do that! She wouldn't even budge from bed. I guess she just figures she can get out of her duties because it's her birthday. Unbelievable.

afroannnie

Leezestarr313 said:

afroannnie said:

Poncier said:

Grocery store?
What she doesn't grow wheat in the yard and bake you fresh bread from scratch?
I bet the cats get fresh baked bread.

I need to take lessons from Lisa...she makes her own bread..but keep in mind she's been a wife longer than me

I can give you some recipes if you want to. But it's gonna get dirty in your house

We had bacon from the Amish market this weekend. The package said "ranch cut". The slices were quite thick. It felt like a gallon of fat came out of them in the end But the broiling pan might actually be good for that kind ... Unfortunately we left ours at Cav's brother's house. Now we have to broil our steaks on a muffin tray

I'm definitely I'm going to try the avocado/chocolate mousse thingy...that looked pretty yummy.

afroannnie

F Me In The Brain said:

LOL, broiling steaks on a muffin tray! Necessity is the mother of invention, indeed!


I am a neat freak so eating food in bed would not be my thing but I would shit bricks if my wife had a bacon doughnut ready for me to eat this morning, bravo for that effort!

Thanks! There was a fruity pebble one too...but the bacon one was awesome! There's a local donut chain here and they have so many yummy donuts (that change on a regular basis) that it's hard to pick...I usually just stand there like Homer Simpson with my mouth open drooling....

afroannnie

kw18 said:

dankind said:

And because of the Batman cape catastrophe, kw18 does not make the list.

It's a freakin' travesty. >:P

Oh, oh, oh, and I had to feed the cats this morning. Can you believe it? It's the wife's job to do that! She wouldn't even budge from bed. I guess she just figures she can get out of her duties because it's her birthday. Unbelievable.

Thank you, honey!

dankind

afroannnie said:

kw18 said:

dankind said:

And because of the Batman cape catastrophe, kw18 does not make the list.

It's a freakin' travesty. >:P

Oh, oh, oh, and I had to feed the cats this morning. Can you believe it? It's the wife's job to do that! She wouldn't even budge from bed. I guess she just figures she can get out of her duties because it's her birthday. Unbelievable.

Thank you, honey!

You don't know how good you've got it, afroannnie. On my birthday, I not only had to take care of my own damn cat but I also got stuck with both kids (three-year-old girl and one-year-old boy) that night because my wife was conveniently out of town for work.

Take better care of your man.

afroannnie

dankind said:

afroannnie said:

kw18 said:

dankind said:

And because of the Batman cape catastrophe, kw18 does not make the list.

It's a freakin' travesty. >:P

Oh, oh, oh, and I had to feed the cats this morning. Can you believe it? It's the wife's job to do that! She wouldn't even budge from bed. I guess she just figures she can get out of her duties because it's her birthday. Unbelievable.

Thank you, honey!

You don't know how good you've got it, afroannnie. On my birthday, I not only had to take care of my own damn cat but I also got stuck with both kids (three-year-old girl and one-year-old boy) that night because my wife was conveniently out of town for work.

Take better care of your man.

Well we are still in the honey moon phase
but I took notes from this thread and I plan on working on them everyday. :P

kw18

I got home from work last night to find out my wife baked cookies. It was pretty fantastic of her, until I realized she wanted to eat some of the cookies, too.

I told her that since it was her birthday, she could have a couple.

She didn't even thank me.

afroannnie

kw18 said:

I got home from work last night to find out my wife baked cookies. It was pretty fantastic of her, until I realized she wanted to eat some of the cookies, too.

I told her that since it was her birthday, she could have a couple.

She didn't even thank me.

I thought I would get some extra points too since I timed it perfectly so they were still warm when you walked in the door....

kw18

afroannnie said:

kw18 said:

I got home from work last night to find out my wife baked cookies. It was pretty fantastic of her, until I realized she wanted to eat some of the cookies, too.

I told her that since it was her birthday, she could have a couple.

She didn't even thank me.

I thought I would get some extra points too since I timed it perfectly so they were still warm when you walked in the door....

They had been on the cooling rake for a few minutes instead of being pulled straight out of the oven when I walked in. So, no extra points for you.

JonnyPistachio

afroannnie said:

kw18 said:

I got home from work last night to find out my wife baked cookies. It was pretty fantastic of her, until I realized she wanted to eat some of the cookies, too.

I told her that since it was her birthday, she could have a couple.

She didn't even thank me.

I thought I would get some extra points too since I timed it perfectly so they were still warm when you walked in the door....

Come on, still warm? They came out of the oven before he came in? geesh. He should be able to smell them baking for at least 5 minutes to entice his taste buds. This is basic cookie 101. I hope you get your act together afro. And I hope for your sake the milk was fresh and ice cold.

kw18

JonnyPistachio said:

afroannnie said:

kw18 said:

I got home from work last night to find out my wife baked cookies. It was pretty fantastic of her, until I realized she wanted to eat some of the cookies, too.

I told her that since it was her birthday, she could have a couple.

She didn't even thank me.

I thought I would get some extra points too since I timed it perfectly so they were still warm when you walked in the door....

Come on, still warm? They came out of the oven before he came in? geesh. He should be able to smell them baking for at least 5 minutes to entice his taste buds. This is basic cookie 101. I hope you get your act together afro. And I hope for your sake the milk was fresh and ice cold.

I had to pour the milk myself ...

afroannnie

kw18 said:

JonnyPistachio said:

afroannnie said:

kw18 said:

I got home from work last night to find out my wife baked cookies. It was pretty fantastic of her, until I realized she wanted to eat some of the cookies, too.

I told her that since it was her birthday, she could have a couple.

She didn't even thank me.

I thought I would get some extra points too since I timed it perfectly so they were still warm when you walked in the door....

Come on, still warm? They came out of the oven before he came in? geesh. He should be able to smell them baking for at least 5 minutes to entice his taste buds. This is basic cookie 101. I hope you get your act together afro. And I hope for your sake the milk was fresh and ice cold.

I had to pour the milk myself ...

Actually, JP, some had just come out of the oven and some were still in the oven when he walked in!

It is true about the milk though...he had to pour his own glass...and I actually made him pour mine too....but I said it would count as a birthday present....

grooveme

I got a nice laugh out of this

JonnyPistachio

whew! ahh, sneaky...One batch in, and one batch out. That is professional actually. Nice work.

afroannnie

grooveme said:

I got a nice laugh out of this

afroannnie

JonnyPistachio said:

whew! ahh, sneaky...One batch in, and one batch out. That is professional actually. Nice work.

Yes...I would say I have pretty good in and out skills....

kw18

Because of all the snow we received today, the wife's office closed and she doesn't have to work today.

But I work from home every day, so I don't get a day off due to the weather. It's just not right.

Poncier

kw18 said:

Because of all the snow we received today, the wife's office closed and she doesn't have to work today.

But I work from home every day, so I don't get a day off due to the weather. It's just not right.

I assume that she spent her day shoveling then.

gimmesometruth27

one must first have a spouse before one can have grievances with said spouse...

i do have grievances with plenty of people though. i air them on festivus. but that is a subject for an entirely different thread...

carry on you love birds

grieve away