Well here it is. My upside down number post!!!!!!! Wow, big HUGE change Vic bush to the GC, sounds like it was a good move tho. Your big surprise for your sis sounds very cool, don't go landing her with any 'jokes' tho, she may not be able to handle all the excitement at once!!!!!!! If you don't sleep at all in the 5 days you are there then you may just have enough time to do everything you want to do!!!!!!!! Are you getting married at GC or Vic? GC there's so many options it's not funny re: receptions and things although I hear some of them are booked ridiculously in advance.
HAPPY 69er Mel :D
it was a massive change...and one day i will be a country bumpkin again
LMAO...if only the shops were all open 24 hours i would be set! We are getting married back in Vic. All my family are there and Andy's family are in Tassie, so its way easier than getting them all up here....and with my family in the tit pulling industry, they NEVER get time off.....maybe thats why i moved away, just to have a day off!!
Damn shops, don't they realise the money to be made with 24 hr trading, even in rural areas?!!!! Maybe not. Yes, darn lazy cows won't milk themselves, just like dad's hay doesn't bale itself (well, at the moment it doesn't really grow either, but that's a whole new set of problems!!). So, are you having some kind of tribute to PJ on the big day? Is Andy a fan? Jase is not really a fan (he doesn't hate them, but he doesn't really like listening to them for 7 hrs straight in the car on the way to see my grandparents either, as we discovered last September!!).
I am thinking I might skedaddle soon too, tomorrow i have to go last second easter egg hunting and try to nag the boys into moving the fence over a bit to block off the clothesline so the dog stops eating the washing! Ahh, life in suburbia, mind numbing!!!!!
I know..country people love to shop at wedding dress shops at 3.30am!!
gonna have a PJ song at least :) Andy does like Pearl Jam, hes not the crazy fanatic hoon that i am for them, but thats ok. We actually did a road trip back home in October ...i had 15 hours of Pearl Jam to listen to!!! it didnt last the whole way tho
Night Mel....good luck with the easter shopping girl get the best one for yourself
Okay, I'm a little slow on the uptake here guys. I was reading the posts and I noticed that Tigress congratulated illegal pants on becoming faithfull (congrats by the way) and i had no clue what she was going on about until i noticed that i have gone from ghost to animal (yay for me). I have wondered how to change that, i guess now i know!!!!! does nayone remember what comes after animal and how many more posts i need to make to get there???
Grats to you to Mel when you hit a certain number of posts your name changes. Its been so long i cant remember what comes next for you girl.
and grats on the first post! you ahve to wait 50 seconds between posts, it eliminates post whoring ..... not much tho
probably...gonna set up the tape regardless....might cruise into bed in a bit and chill out watching some crappy late nite movie...then flick on Rage at 1.30 I kow its gonna be the same thing as we have seen but i still feel the need to stay up and watch
hey Stell, did you see your myspace banner since i been in...that was so much fun
how does one get a job in said tit pulling industry?
I will be what I could be. Once I get out of this town.
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also, my bet is that thing from the triple m site is photoshoped
I will be what I could be. Once I get out of this town.
Brisbane 8 Feb 2003; Brisbane 10,11 Nov 2006; Adelaide 17 Nov 2009; Brisbane 25 Nov 2009; Brisbane 10,12,13 Mar 2011; Gold Coast 19 Jan 2014; Brisbane 23 Feb 2014; Milton Keynes 11 July 2014
how does one get a job in said tit pulling industry?
well Andy...there are a number of pre-requisites before one can be considered for employment in the tit pulling industry.
1. you must have no life outside of the farm
2. you must be able to survive on the barest of pennies, even though you work harder than any other person or industry in the world.
3. you must expect to work until you are at least 90, then you can retire and enjoy the next 2 months of your life
4. you must know how to take a snakes head off with the shovel while riding the farm motorbike at 40kmp/h. you will need good upper arm strength for this
5. you must like the smell of cow shit and not bother too much when you go out for tea and there is still a big blob in your ear
6. you must intend to marry the girl/boy from the neighbouring farm. that way, you will inherit the other farm and yours will be twice as big making it twice as much work....you never get further than the back fence to meet anyone anyways
7. you must know where to stab the cow in the gut with your rusty knife when she has bloat, and be able to dodge it when it comes streaming out at 70kms p/h
8. you must own a crappy old hilux ute with bullet holes in the side fro when you tried to steal the prize bull from next door
9. you must only require 2 hours of sleep a night. getting up at 3.00am to check the water and then again at 4.00am to check the cows that are calving
10. you must like long walks on the beach and picnics by the lake with sandwiches cut into ducks and geese (like mum used to)
tig did you know you were the 115th highest poster in the whole pit. lets see you in the top 100 eh?
I will be what I could be. Once I get out of this town.
Brisbane 8 Feb 2003; Brisbane 10,11 Nov 2006; Adelaide 17 Nov 2009; Brisbane 25 Nov 2009; Brisbane 10,12,13 Mar 2011; Gold Coast 19 Jan 2014; Brisbane 23 Feb 2014; Milton Keynes 11 July 2014
well Andy...there are a number of pre-requisites before one can be considered for employment in the tit pulling industry.
1. you must have no life outside of the farm
2. you must be able to survive on the barest of pennies, even though you work harder than any other person or industry in the world.
3. you must expect to work until you are at least 90, then you can retire and enjoy the next 2 months of your life
4. you must know how to take a snakes head off with the shovel while riding the farm motorbike at 40kmp/h. you will need good upper arm strength for this
5. you must like the smell of cow shit and not bother too much when you go out for tea and there is still a big blob in your ear
6. you must intend to marry the girl/boy from the neighbouring farm. that way, you will inherit the other farm and yours will be twice as big making it twice as much work....you never get further than the back fence to meet anyone anyways
7. you must know where to stab the cow in the gut with your rusty knife when she has bloat, and be able to dodge it when it comes streaming out at 70kms p/h
8. you must own a crappy old hilux ute with bullet holes in the side fro when you tried to steal the prize bull from next door
9. you must only require 2 hours of sleep a night. getting up at 3.00am to check the water and then again at 4.00am to check the cows that are calving
10. you must like long walks on the beach and picnics by the lake with sandwiches cut into ducks and geese (like mum used to)
but i get to touch boobies right?
I will be what I could be. Once I get out of this town.
Brisbane 8 Feb 2003; Brisbane 10,11 Nov 2006; Adelaide 17 Nov 2009; Brisbane 25 Nov 2009; Brisbane 10,12,13 Mar 2011; Gold Coast 19 Jan 2014; Brisbane 23 Feb 2014; Milton Keynes 11 July 2014
anyways goodnight all, ive gotta work in the morning
I will be what I could be. Once I get out of this town.
Brisbane 8 Feb 2003; Brisbane 10,11 Nov 2006; Adelaide 17 Nov 2009; Brisbane 25 Nov 2009; Brisbane 10,12,13 Mar 2011; Gold Coast 19 Jan 2014; Brisbane 23 Feb 2014; Milton Keynes 11 July 2014
I will be what I could be. Once I get out of this town.
Brisbane 8 Feb 2003; Brisbane 10,11 Nov 2006; Adelaide 17 Nov 2009; Brisbane 25 Nov 2009; Brisbane 10,12,13 Mar 2011; Gold Coast 19 Jan 2014; Brisbane 23 Feb 2014; Milton Keynes 11 July 2014
tig did you know you were the 115th highest poster in the whole pit. lets see you in the top 100 eh?
really......damn...i do need a life...or lots more sleep!! never gonna happen now....damn those 114 people who have even less of a life than me...damn them....i will strive to be a complete nerd.....for the sakes of Australian Humanity :D
ok, so im gonna have to post another 1000 posts in the next month to be a contender...damn there are some big posters in there. SENROCK of course is the Shizznie.....22 thou for her :eek: WOW!!
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HAPPY 69er Mel
it was a massive change...and one day i will be a country bumpkin again
LMAO...if only the shops were all open 24 hours i would be set! We are getting married back in Vic. All my family are there and Andy's family are in Tassie, so its way easier than getting them all up here....and with my family in the tit pulling industry, they NEVER get time off.....maybe thats why i moved away, just to have a day off!!
im a 2 vodka screamer!! im screwed
amazing stella baby!
go richo
RHYS....YOU JUST HIT 2000!!!! Grats my friend
so far 1 vote pappas :eek:
well he's big
how tall are yas sean and glenn?
2006
:eek:
i got u and rhys to thank
I know..country people love to shop at wedding dress shops at 3.30am!!
gonna have a PJ song at least
Night Mel....good luck with the easter shopping girl
ahh shucks...my lil post whore protege
LMFAO @ myself!!!
who would have stuck up for me all this time Stella...it is you my friend that deserves the Kudos
Grats to you to Mel
and grats on the first post! you ahve to wait 50 seconds between posts, it eliminates post whoring ..... not much tho
LMAOOOOOOOO! haahaha crack up!
congrats on animal mel! i have no idea bout these titles but joel from the gong is on the ball... anyone over 50k should be unemployable! lol!
anyone even close to that is unemployable.....or employed in a place which has no web restrictions
setting the tape or staying up for rage?
hey Stell, did you see your myspace banner since i been in...that was so much fun
Brisbane 8 Feb 2003; Brisbane 10,11 Nov 2006; Adelaide 17 Nov 2009; Brisbane 25 Nov 2009; Brisbane 10,12,13 Mar 2011; Gold Coast 19 Jan 2014; Brisbane 23 Feb 2014; Milton Keynes 11 July 2014
ROFLMFAO!
masterpiece
Brisbane 8 Feb 2003; Brisbane 10,11 Nov 2006; Adelaide 17 Nov 2009; Brisbane 25 Nov 2009; Brisbane 10,12,13 Mar 2011; Gold Coast 19 Jan 2014; Brisbane 23 Feb 2014; Milton Keynes 11 July 2014
well Andy...there are a number of pre-requisites before one can be considered for employment in the tit pulling industry.
1. you must have no life outside of the farm
2. you must be able to survive on the barest of pennies, even though you work harder than any other person or industry in the world.
3. you must expect to work until you are at least 90, then you can retire and enjoy the next 2 months of your life
4. you must know how to take a snakes head off with the shovel while riding the farm motorbike at 40kmp/h. you will need good upper arm strength for this
5. you must like the smell of cow shit and not bother too much when you go out for tea and there is still a big blob in your ear
6. you must intend to marry the girl/boy from the neighbouring farm. that way, you will inherit the other farm and yours will be twice as big making it twice as much work....you never get further than the back fence to meet anyone anyways
7. you must know where to stab the cow in the gut with your rusty knife when she has bloat, and be able to dodge it when it comes streaming out at 70kms p/h
8. you must own a crappy old hilux ute with bullet holes in the side fro when you tried to steal the prize bull from next door
9. you must only require 2 hours of sleep a night. getting up at 3.00am to check the water and then again at 4.00am to check the cows that are calving
10. you must like long walks on the beach and picnics by the lake with sandwiches cut into ducks and geese (like mum used to)
Brisbane 8 Feb 2003; Brisbane 10,11 Nov 2006; Adelaide 17 Nov 2009; Brisbane 25 Nov 2009; Brisbane 10,12,13 Mar 2011; Gold Coast 19 Jan 2014; Brisbane 23 Feb 2014; Milton Keynes 11 July 2014
but i get to touch boobies right?
Brisbane 8 Feb 2003; Brisbane 10,11 Nov 2006; Adelaide 17 Nov 2009; Brisbane 25 Nov 2009; Brisbane 10,12,13 Mar 2011; Gold Coast 19 Jan 2014; Brisbane 23 Feb 2014; Milton Keynes 11 July 2014
Brisbane 8 Feb 2003; Brisbane 10,11 Nov 2006; Adelaide 17 Nov 2009; Brisbane 25 Nov 2009; Brisbane 10,12,13 Mar 2011; Gold Coast 19 Jan 2014; Brisbane 23 Feb 2014; Milton Keynes 11 July 2014
ive used it twice now!
Brisbane 8 Feb 2003; Brisbane 10,11 Nov 2006; Adelaide 17 Nov 2009; Brisbane 25 Nov 2009; Brisbane 10,12,13 Mar 2011; Gold Coast 19 Jan 2014; Brisbane 23 Feb 2014; Milton Keynes 11 July 2014
really......damn...i do need a life...or lots more sleep!! never gonna happen now....damn those 114 people who have even less of a life than me...damn them....i will strive to be a complete nerd.....for the sakes of Australian Humanity
nite babe
so proud
go tig!
better see whos ahead of me and post whore like i have never post whored before
i dont even know where im looking for that info...must be in the members bit somewhere