Describe the most disastrous date you've been on

peacefrompaul

donnaruhl wrote:

Hey! Peacefrompaul.

You called?

donnaruhl

peacefrompaul wrote:

donnaruhl wrote:

Hey! Peacefrompaul.

You called?

I made a comment to your post earlier,about the Professor.
I screwed up. it wasn't yours, it was PJSoul's post. Sorry!

whispering hands

Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
here it is!
I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
Asked me for his phone number!!!

he.who.forgets

whispering hands wrote:

Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
here it is!
I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
Asked me for his phone number!!!

this HAS to be made up...oh my, I'm dying here

whispering hands

he.who.forgets wrote:

whispering hands wrote:

Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
here it is!
I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
Asked me for his phone number!!!

this HAS to be made up...oh my, I'm dying here

Nope it happened! That guy made me quit dating for awhile!

curlygirly9

he.who.forgets wrote:

whispering hands wrote:

Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
here it is!
I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
Asked me for his phone number!!!

this HAS to be made up...oh my, I'm dying here

OMFGOMFGOMFG!!!!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one laughing at this horrible story! HORRENDOUS!!! Whispering hands for the win. :? :fp:

whispering hands

If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

peacefrompaul

whispering hands wrote:

Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
here it is!
I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
Asked me for his phone number!!!

Amazing!

curlygirly9

whispering hands wrote:

If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

BRING IT

STAYSEA

This younger guy takes me out...
He sings some Sublime karaoke to impress me.
During his time on stage, he saw several guys talking to me.

I went to the bathroom.
I came back he was gone!

A few people that worked there laughed, and said he wasn't coming back.

My Mom is his Mom's BOSS ... He came back really quickly. It was a complete miscommunication, but I still don't go to bars for a date. And we have never talked since. I don't like Iron Maiden and he doesn't get Pearl Jam.

I heard he doesn't feel as though he's good enough for me... I think he is too young!

It was bad!

STAYSEA

whispering hands wrote:

If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

PLEASE!!!!!!!

dimitrispearljam

whispering hands wrote:

Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
here it is!
I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
Asked me for his phone number!!!

:shock:

peacefrompaul

dimitrispearljam wrote:

whispering hands wrote:

Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
here it is!
I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
Asked me for his phone number!!!

:shock:

That is about all you can say to that

STAYSEA

whispering hands wrote:

Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
here it is!
I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
Asked me for his phone number!!!

THIS is the worst!!! I can't believe you survived. Hats off to you. Poor horses...
That guy deserves some type of prize... WOW. :shock:


I want the revenge story!!!!! Please...

JonnyPistachio

STAYSEA wrote:

This younger guy takes me out...
He sings some Sublime karaoke to impress me.
During his time on stage, he saw several guys talking to me.

I went to the bathroom.
I came back he was gone!

A few people that worked there laughed, and said he wasn't coming back.

My Mom is his Mom's BOSS ... He came back really quickly. It was a complete miscommunication, but I still don't go to bars for a date. And we have never talked since. I don't like Iron Maiden and he doesn't get Pearl Jam.

I heard he doesn't feel as though he's good enough for me... I think he is too young!

It was bad!

I think the fuel for the first ever time machine that will take people back to 1994 will be a liquified version of sublime karaoke.

STAYSEA

whispering hands wrote:

If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

Yes it was, thank you... I'm still laughing!

whispering hands

curlygirly9 wrote:

whispering hands wrote:

If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

BRING IT

So.. My brother beats the shit outta this guy. Not too long later,
My friend sees himat a club, and he's telling this group
Of girls that he got the broken nose, and the bruises because he's
a professional fighter!! So my friend.. Being as kick ass as be is... Walks
straight into this group and tells s the chicks... " how he actually
got his ass best, was he asked my friend if he could fuck her horses,
Whe he watched her get it too. And her brother beat the shit out of
him." We'll the girls total thought my friend Ed was joking...
UNTIL... That guy yelled " Fuck you Ed, no one was supposed to know
about that!!" Talk about telling on yourself!!!

curlygirly9

whispering hands wrote:

curlygirly9 wrote:

whispering hands wrote:

If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

BRING IT

So.. My brother beats the shit outta this guy. Not too long later,
My friend sees himat a club, and he's telling this group
Of girls that he got the broken nose, and the bruises because he's
a professional fighter!! So my friend.. Being as kick ass as be is... Walks
straight into this group and tells s the chicks... " how he actually
got his ass best, was he asked my friend if he could fuck her horses,
Whe he watched her get it too. And her brother beat the shit out of
him." We'll the girls total thought my friend Ed was joking...
UNTIL... That guy yelled " Fuck you Ed, no one was supposed to know
about that!!" Talk about telling on yourself!!!

Public Humiliation! More like a Public Service Announcement! Good for him! :thumbup:

Dr. Delight

Bravo to Whisperinghands story

Enkidu

whispering hands wrote:

curlygirly9 wrote:

whispering hands wrote:

If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

BRING IT

So.. My brother beats the shit outta this guy. Not too long later,
My friend sees himat a club, and he's telling this group
Of girls that he got the broken nose, and the bruises because he's
a professional fighter!! So my friend.. Being as kick ass as be is... Walks
straight into this group and tells s the chicks... " how he actually
got his ass best, was he asked my friend if he could fuck her horses,
Whe he watched her get it too. And her brother beat the shit out of
him." We'll the girls total thought my friend Ed was joking...
UNTIL... That guy yelled " Fuck you Ed, no one was supposed to know
about that!!" Talk about telling on yourself!!!

Excellent.

Ms. Haiku

I fortunately forgot them . . .until this thread.

The most awkward one, which I equate with disastrous, I don't remember his name.

He was a blind-date . . . just not a good match.

I agree, bravo to Whisperinghands' story!

Sprunkn7

long time ago I went out with a guy that was nice and sweet and seemed very innocent...we went to dinner and he asked me if I was religious, I went off on a long passionate rant about organized religion ( I tend to be chatty when I'm nervous) and when I was done I looked at his face which had turned into a mask of horror. Guess I should have known better, he was a through and through Irish cop...hahah!! We ate, we left and end of story.

So I would say I was probably one of his worst dates

pandora

I was set up with a friend of my bestest buddy's boyfriend. They were partners in a fresh seafood
shop in Milwaukee in the late 70's.
He was seeing a woman much older and our friends were trying to get him
with a nice girl We went out as a group. He was so obnoxious, I know now on purpose.
Over the top with touching, talking vulgar ... shock value.
Needless to say it was pretty terrible til the end when he opened up about this older lady.
I felt he was in trouble.

That was the last I saw of him. She shot him while he's slept on the sofa
not much later and then took her life.
I think of him often and remember my sisters words who has since left this world...
"be careful who you let into your life."

drivingrl

whispering hands wrote:

Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
here it is!
I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
Asked me for his phone number!!!

OMG. You win this thread. I am so sorry you had to live through that. :shock:

Mamasan23

rrivers wrote:

mca47 wrote:

I've got a few. Some would probably get me banned for a little while.....

Get banned! Get banned! Get banned!

I know this may be too soon, but I think I'm in love with PJ Soul and Mamasan. There I said it.

I mean, how could one not be?!

Dissidentman

Mamasan23 wrote:

rrivers wrote:

mca47 wrote:

I've got a few. Some would probably get me banned for a little while.....

Get banned! Get banned! Get banned!

I know this may be too soon, but I think I'm in love with PJ Soul and Mamasan. There I said it.

I mean, how could one not be?!

Yeah, and I'm the one with a high horse...

rick1zoo2

Dissidentman wrote:

Mamasan23 wrote:

rrivers wrote:

Get banned! Get banned! Get banned!

I know this may be too soon, but I think I'm in love with PJ Soul and Mamasan. There I said it.

I mean, how could one not be?!

Yeah, and I'm the one with a high horse...

no, I think that was Whisperinghands that has the high horse....

I am so confused

STAYSEA

drivingrl wrote:

whispering hands wrote:

Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
here it is!
I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
Asked me for his phone number!!!

OMG. You win this thread. I am so sorry you had to live through that. :shock:

After this date :shock:
She needs to have a fabulous and fantastic date soon. I think she likes trees.

I think it might help her forget the male version of "Catherine the Great". But, maybe not. History is still remembers Catherine

PJ_Soul

donnaruhl wrote:

Hey! PJ soul. I would have played detective, and looked into how many School's he visited.And how many trusting girls went missing from surrounding area's.He was twisted,and should have been turned in.The combination of the hand around the throat,and the whispering in the ear,had all the markings of a killer. I can't believe you work on the same Campus together. There is however that old saying,"Keep your enemies closer."

It was weird, that's for sure... Although I actually don't think he's dangerous. I think he's just a huge douchebag.

PJ_Soul

drivingrl wrote:

whispering hands wrote:

Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
here it is!
I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
Asked me for his phone number!!!

OMG. You win this thread. I am so sorry you had to live through that. :shock:

That is REALLY horrible!! :shock: Holy shit! Yeah, you win for worst date ever. I thought only drug addicts did that kind of thing, for money. :?