Describe the most disastrous date you've been on

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  • donnaruhl wrote:
    Hey! Peacefrompaul.


    You called?
  • donnaruhldonnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    donnaruhl wrote:
    Hey! Peacefrompaul.


    You called?
    I made a comment to your post earlier,about the Professor.
    I screwed up. it wasn't yours, it was PJSoul's post. Sorry!
  • Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!
  • Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!
    this HAS to be made up...oh my, I'm dying here :lol:
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!
    this HAS to be made up...oh my, I'm dying here :lol:
    Nope it happened! That guy made me quit dating for awhile!
  • curlygirly9curlygirly9 Posts: 1,872
    Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!
    this HAS to be made up...oh my, I'm dying here :lol:

    OMFGOMFGOMFG!!!!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one laughing at this horrible story! HORRENDOUS!!! Whispering hands for the win. :o :? :fp:
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  • If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!
  • Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!

    Amazing! :lol:
  • curlygirly9curlygirly9 Posts: 1,872
    If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

    BRING IT
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  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    This younger guy takes me out...
    He sings some Sublime karaoke to impress me.
    During his time on stage, he saw several guys talking to me.

    I went to the bathroom.
    I came back he was gone!

    A few people that worked there laughed, and said he wasn't coming back.

    My Mom is his Mom's BOSS ... He came back really quickly. It was a complete miscommunication, but I still don't go to bars for a date. And we have never talked since. I don't like Iron Maiden and he doesn't get Pearl Jam.

    I heard he doesn't feel as though he's good enough for me... I think he is too young!

    It was bad!
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  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!


    PLEASE!!!!!!! :cry:
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  • Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!
    :shock: :lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!
    :shock: :lol::lol::lol:

    That is about all you can say to that :lol:
  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!


    THIS is the worst!!! I can't believe you survived. Hats off to you. Poor horses...
    That guy deserves some type of prize... WOW. :shock:


    I want the revenge story!!!!! Please...
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  • STAYSEA wrote:
    This younger guy takes me out...
    He sings some Sublime karaoke to impress me.
    During his time on stage, he saw several guys talking to me.

    I went to the bathroom.
    I came back he was gone!

    A few people that worked there laughed, and said he wasn't coming back.

    My Mom is his Mom's BOSS ... He came back really quickly. It was a complete miscommunication, but I still don't go to bars for a date. And we have never talked since. I don't like Iron Maiden and he doesn't get Pearl Jam.

    I heard he doesn't feel as though he's good enough for me... I think he is too young!

    It was bad!
    I think the fuel for the first ever time machine that will take people back to 1994 will be a liquified version of sublime karaoke.
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  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

    Yes it was, thank you... I'm still laughing!
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  • If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

    BRING IT
    So.. My brother beats the shit outta this guy. Not too long later,
    My friend sees himat a club, and he's telling this group
    Of girls that he got the broken nose, and the bruises because he's
    a professional fighter!! So my friend.. Being as kick ass as be is... Walks
    straight into this group and tells s the chicks... " how he actually
    got his ass best, was he asked my friend if he could fuck her horses,
    Whe he watched her get it too. And her brother beat the shit out of
    him." We'll the girls total thought my friend Ed was joking...
    UNTIL... That guy yelled " Fuck you Ed, no one was supposed to know
    about that!!" Talk about telling on yourself!!!
  • curlygirly9curlygirly9 Posts: 1,872
    If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

    BRING IT
    So.. My brother beats the shit outta this guy. Not too long later,
    My friend sees himat a club, and he's telling this group
    Of girls that he got the broken nose, and the bruises because he's
    a professional fighter!! So my friend.. Being as kick ass as be is... Walks
    straight into this group and tells s the chicks... " how he actually
    got his ass best, was he asked my friend if he could fuck her horses,
    Whe he watched her get it too. And her brother beat the shit out of
    him." We'll the girls total thought my friend Ed was joking...
    UNTIL... That guy yelled " Fuck you Ed, no one was supposed to know
    about that!!" Talk about telling on yourself!!!

    Public Humiliation! :lol: More like a Public Service Announcement! Good for him! :thumbup:
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  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Bravo to Whisperinghands story :clap:
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • EnkiduEnkidu Posts: 2,996
    If ya wanna hear it.. The revenge story is pretty fucking good too!!

    BRING IT
    So.. My brother beats the shit outta this guy. Not too long later,
    My friend sees himat a club, and he's telling this group
    Of girls that he got the broken nose, and the bruises because he's
    a professional fighter!! So my friend.. Being as kick ass as be is... Walks
    straight into this group and tells s the chicks... " how he actually
    got his ass best, was he asked my friend if he could fuck her horses,
    Whe he watched her get it too. And her brother beat the shit out of
    him." We'll the girls total thought my friend Ed was joking...
    UNTIL... That guy yelled " Fuck you Ed, no one was supposed to know
    about that!!" Talk about telling on yourself!!!

    Excellent.
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,258
    I fortunately forgot them . . .until this thread.

    The most awkward one, which I equate with disastrous, I don't remember his name.

    He was a blind-date . . . just not a good match.

    I agree, bravo to Whisperinghands' story!
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  • Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    long time ago I went out with a guy that was nice and sweet and seemed very innocent...we went to dinner and he asked me if I was religious, I went off on a long passionate rant about organized religion ( I tend to be chatty when I'm nervous) and when I was done I looked at his face which had turned into a mask of horror. Guess I should have known better, he was a through and through Irish cop...hahah!! We ate, we left and end of story.

    So I would say I was probably one of his worst dates :)
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    I was set up with a friend of my bestest buddy's boyfriend. They were partners in a fresh seafood
    shop in Milwaukee in the late 70's.
    He was seeing a woman much older and our friends were trying to get him
    with a nice girl ;) We went out as a group. He was so obnoxious, I know now on purpose.
    Over the top with touching, talking vulgar ... shock value.
    Needless to say it was pretty terrible til the end when he opened up about this older lady.
    I felt he was in trouble.

    That was the last I saw of him. She shot him while he's slept on the sofa
    not much later and then took her life.
    I think of him often and remember my sisters words who has since left this world...
    "be careful who you let into your life."
  • drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
    Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!

    OMG. You win this thread. I am so sorry you had to live through that. :shock:
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
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    Next!"
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    rrivers wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    I've got a few. Some would probably get me banned for a little while.....

    :lol:

    Get banned! Get banned! Get banned!

    I know this may be too soon, but I think I'm in love with PJ Soul and Mamasan. There I said it.

    I mean, how could one not be?!

    :lol:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    rrivers wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    I've got a few. Some would probably get me banned for a little while.....

    :lol:

    Get banned! Get banned! Get banned!

    I know this may be too soon, but I think I'm in love with PJ Soul and Mamasan. There I said it.

    I mean, how could one not be?!

    :lol:

    Yeah, and I'm the one with a high horse...
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    rrivers wrote:
    Get banned! Get banned! Get banned!

    I know this may be too soon, but I think I'm in love with PJ Soul and Mamasan. There I said it.

    I mean, how could one not be?!

    :lol:

    Yeah, and I'm the one with a high horse...

    no, I think that was Whisperinghands that has the high horse....

    I am so confused
  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    drivingrl wrote:
    Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!

    OMG. You win this thread. I am so sorry you had to live through that. :shock:

    After this date :shock:
    She needs to have a fabulous and fantastic date soon. I think she likes trees. :D

    I think it might help her forget the male version of "Catherine the Great". :lol: But, maybe not. History is still remembers Catherine
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,888
    donnaruhl wrote:
    Hey! PJ soul. I would have played detective, and looked into how many School's he visited.And how many trusting girls went missing from surrounding area's.He was twisted,and should have been turned in.The combination of the hand around the throat,and the whispering in the ear,had all the markings of a killer. I can't believe you work on the same Campus together. There is however that old saying,"Keep your enemies closer."
    :lol: It was weird, that's for sure... Although I actually don't think he's dangerous. I think he's just a huge douchebag. :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,888
    drivingrl wrote:
    Ok so if I have to tell the absolute worst one...
    here it is!
    I went out on a date with this guy that I'd known in high
    School, when he had seemed normal. He was a musician,
    and a fellow punk rocker.. So, I figured why not?
    Now keep in mind, I have trained, ridden, showed and
    Competed in professional horse trials all my life...
    So he shows up, looking hot and we go have lunch. Was all
    Good and well TIL he asks me if I still have horses. Of course
    at the time I still did, but they were up in Davis on campus.
    So he says we should take a little road trip. I to this day wish
    I'd never asked why. He tells me that he's recently become
    aroused by beastiality and he wants to fuck my mare while I
    Get it from my stud horse!!( had no stud by the way just a proud
    cut gelding), I was so sickened that I litterally threw up all over the
    People at the table next to us!! To which he replies, well, maybe
    When you're feeling better then. And gets up and LEAVES!! I was
    Soooooooooooooooooo disgusted, and mortified and embarrassed.
    But it gets worse!! I grab the napkins off the table, and while I'm
    groveling an apology to the people I'd puked on, the waitress walks up,
    And asks if everything is ok? Well the lady I puked on is in an uproar, her
    poor husband is trying to help me clean up, and the lady says, you gave
    this girl instant food poisoning, and I'm going to sue this restaurant!!
    So my dumbass says no non it wasn't the food!! That gut just told me we
    Should get together and screww my horses!! That sick bitch waitress
    Asked me for his phone number!!!

    OMG. You win this thread. I am so sorry you had to live through that. :shock:
    That is REALLY horrible!! :shock: Holy shit! Yeah, you win for worst date ever. I thought only drug addicts did that kind of thing, for money. :?
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
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