Things Men Do... When Women Aren't Around

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  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    PJ_Soul wrote:
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    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    Worst bathroom to clean?

    Women's bathroom.

    Fucking gross

    No way man!! :nono: I keep my bathroom pristine! Men get little hairs everywhere from shaving. EVERYWHERE! Worse than fucking crumbs.

    Tampoons

    The smell of a smelly vagina

    Worse than smelling a huge deuce

    Depends where you are in the world. Women are gross. At least (we wash), I find pee on the seat all the time. Men are gross
    I had to clean a man bathroom , and a dude pooed in the urinal. I quit that job that night. Men don't use very much soap? and they handle tools. So I rarely shake hands.

    Gurls have better aim. :geek:
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  • I'm a Truck
    I'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    Make an entire meal for himself and two kids while only dirtying one knife and nothing else.
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,667
    STAYSEA wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    ]
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    No way man!! :nono: I keep my bathroom pristine! Men get little hairs everywhere from shaving. EVERYWHERE! Worse than fucking crumbs.

    Tampoons

    The smell of a smelly vagina

    Worse than smelling a huge deuce

    Depends where you are in the world. Women are gross. At least (we wash), I find pee on the seat all the time. Men are gross
    I had to clean a man bathroom , and a dude pooed in the urinal. I quit that job that night. Men don't use very much soap? and they handle tools. So I rarely shake hands.

    Gurls have better aim. :geek:
    Yeah, I really wish you didn't have me quoted as saying what you have me quoted saying, because I didn't say that and don't want anyone thinking I did! :fp:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • I'm a Truck
    I'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    :lol::lol:

    I did read that twice and thought, really? She wrote wrote that? :lol:
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,667
    I'm a Truck wrote:
    :lol::lol:

    I did read that twice and thought, really? She wrote wrote that? :lol:
    :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    cry
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    cry

    Tears of joy?
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    cry

    Tears of joy?
    :corn:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    I like to clean the house and cook a special meal for her. It brings a smile to my face when she can come up, change into something comfortable, put her feet up and relax after a hard day of shopping.
    81 is now off the air

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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,667
    81 wrote:
    I like to clean the house and cook a special meal for her. It brings a smile to my face when she can come up, change into something comfortable, put her feet up and relax after a hard day of shopping.
    :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    81 wrote:
    I like to clean the house and cook a special meal for her. It brings a smile to my face when she can come up, change into something comfortable, put her feet up and relax after a hard day of shopping.

    Okay...Now you've gone tooooooo far!!!!

    For the love of all that is holy, knock this shit off!!! :fp: :fp: :fp:
    I lost a bet...
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    wax dolphins
  • I'm a Truck
    I'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    Dissidentman wrote:
    wax dolphins
    You too? Wow, small world.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I'm a Truck wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    wax dolphins
    You too? Wow, small world.


    :think:

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